let me start off by saying, I hate Role playing threads in /x/ and you can choose to believe this or not
story is set over a period of 20 years
>be me live in small Rural area in Oklahoma between Tulsa in Bartlesville
>County has been experiencing weird sighting of black triangles and cloaked people walking down rural roads
> cows disappearing and blood and organs being found in fields
>live on ranch with livestock
>be 14
>chilling at house at night during the summer playing super Nintendo (this was early 96 so N64 was not released yet)
>game room was sun room that over looked land and in the distance if it was clear you could see the Tulsa skyline that was about 30 miles away
>get up to go get a RC cola
>walk into sunroom and see what looks like people by our pool on the bottom of the hill
>mind you our house was built on a hill to overlook our land
>oh shit, my little brothers got out again and are trying to swim at night
> leave sun room and proceed to go out to the back deck
>start walking down stairs to pool at the bottom of the hill
>notice these figures are small and skinnier than my borthers
>see baseball bat on staircase landing half way down
>grab it
>feel my adrenaline pulsing
>walking toward pool which feels liek forever
>try to say something to the figures
>barely let out a word
>they hear me
cont.
pic not related
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>>17782104
>they turn around and star at me
>they have large eyes and grey skin
>start to hear static in my head
>feels odd
>start counting them, there are 4
>try to raise bat
>my arms feel like they are jelly
>hearing what seems like distant whispers in my head
>"we are not hear to hurt you unless you mess with us."
>starting to feel like I am congested
>start slowly walking to 60 feel to the pool
>bat is raised might be able to get a good swing in on them
>try to swing miss the creature
>start feeling weak
>sit down and accept my fate
>hear footsteps on the concrete around the pool and hear the gate move
>look around they are walking away
>see the light from the TV in the sunroom
>see one of my younger brother in his pajamas lit up by the light from the tv
>sit there for a few minutes as I regain my strength
>slowly walk up back to the house
>feel warmth on my face
>my nose is bleeding
>walk to bathroom when I get to the house
cont.
>>17782130
>washing my face off and contemplating on waking my dad and stepmother up
>my younger brother walks up behind me and says
>"you saw them too? They have been coming around here for the last few months thats why I draw the blinds when it evening now, a few moths back I was reading Hank the Cowdog and I looked up and one of them was staring at me from my window and I felt a loud buzzing in my head, then it just disappeared."
>I look at him and the dots of his odd behavior are adding up in my head
>my brother continues to say "they mostly walk around outside the windows and try to peak into the windows, they know we are here but they are trying no to mess with us."
>"Does dad and we will call her sue (stepmom) know about this?
>no, I dont want to tell them, they might think I am crazy.
>well, lets keep this to our selves
>I go back to the sunroom and turn off the TV and run back to my room freaked out
>Lay in my bed all night until the sunrises un able to sleep, listening for movement outside
>when my father wakes me up, I tell him dad I want a rifle
>His eyes light up
>what for?
>I just want to plink and walk the land with it.
>of course son!!!
>Go to the Tractor supply store and get a cheap SKS from a barrel and some ammo
>now I am prepared for these guys.
>weeks go by and nothing shows up
until....
>>17782149
>be a few weeks later, playing my new game Quake on DOS
>computer room is in the front of the house the room is a computer/informal dining area with a window with the benches built right underneath it
>sun is going down in the oklahoma sky
>anxiety starts setting in
>draw blinds
>play about an hour or so and start feeling and odd feeling on my back
>my back is to the window
>stop playing for a second
>start listening to the sounds, hear the dough theme playing and then I hear what sounds like movement in the bushes out side the window
>gather some bravery
>peak behind the curtains
>see two large all black eyes staring at me
>panic mode enabled
>run from the window while yelling
>my dad gets up and I hear hi mrunning
>he comes int othe room with a loaded 1911
>what is it son?
>there is something outside!!!
>He walks out the front door and I hear "holy fucking shit!!!"
>he runs back in and locks all the doors and draws the blinds all over the house
>everyone get to my office
>we do and my dad walks in a few minutes later with a few sleeping bags and a few rifles
and some food
>I hear him try to call his coworkers (my father is a deputy) and trys to call my stepmom who is out of town for a conference
> no service
>Dad comes in and rounds up all of 5 of us (I have 4 brothers)
>tell us that what is out there looks like a "grey' and begins to explain to us what that is
>tell us all to stay in this room all night
>dad randomly patrols the house
>brothers fall asleep
>I fight it but end up passing out around 1 30
cont. Sorry it so long.
more,more
>>17782181
>wake up because I think I hear knocking on the window
>look around and see all my family is asleep
>even my dad is asleep with a chair in front of the locked door
>hearing rain assuming its the rain o nthe windows
>knock, knock knock
>its coming from the window
>look out and see nothing
>Hear cans fall fro mthe direction of the garage
>dad is alert, locked and loaded my brothers wake up crying
>I FORGOT TO FUCKING LOCK THE GARAGE!! my dad screams out
>dad hand me SKS and tell me that he will lead
>we slowly walk the length of the house to the garage
>hear movement in the garage
>sounds like cans are being thrown about
>dad reaches for the door handle and quietly unlocks the door
>herewego.jpeg
>open the door right as lightning flashes
>door swings open
>garage is lit up, the door is open
>dad turns on the lights
>the wind blew the door open and were scattering cans around the garage
>wew.mp3
>go close the door, look outside and see something run past the door about 100 feet away as another bolt of lightning flashes
>close the door and tell my dad
> start hearing soft buzzing
>start hearing slamming on the garage door
>then I hear my brothers screaming from across the house
>dad and I run toward them as we lock both garage doors
>run to the office, something is slamming on window
>tell everyone to get out and we all run toward the master bath with a walk in closet with all our stuff
>banging goes on for another hour in various places through out the outide of the house, doors/windows and walls until all we hear is the rain and distant thunder
>about 5 am my dad and I start turning on all the lights in the house and all they we can outside
>patrol the house and wait unti lthe sunrises
>>17782220
>sun rises
>we peek outside and nothing is there, its a dreary morning
>we walk the perimeter of the house and see little foot prints and my had has a Polaroid cam
>take pictures and prepare to cook breakfast
>my brothers wake up scared
>we reasure them and tell them its ok
>dad tell them not to tell mom and that we will make sure the house is safe
>fear consumes the house for the next few weeks
>nothing happens
>school begins and all is well
fast forward two years to when I was 16 and edgy
cont.
>>17782234
>be 16
>working on the property and feeding the cows
>multiple cows are out in the pasture
>about 10 am in the morning
>I walk towards the cows with my SKS slung on my back and notice they are standing by a creekbed mooing like they are lamenting something
>walk toward creek bed where the cows are standing
>smells like hospital and rotting flesh
>see 3 cows mutilated and a calf fetus still with the umbilical cord attached floating in the creek
>run back to the John Deere gator and call my dad on the walkie talkie and tell him to call the sheriff and to come here
>flash forward an hour, deputies taking pictures and coroner looking confused
>hear a Crown vic roll up and a few guys in slacks and button up shirts walk up and Identify themselves ass Oklahoma bureau of investigation
>Start their investigation and they call a College vet to come pick up the bodies for inveestigation
cont.
>>17782181
i hope this is real, keep going senpai
>>17782251
>they drive off with the cattle bodies and we go on our way and that night I have to stay up and patrol the property on a ATV and make sure nothing goes wrong, while my dad stays at home by the phone incase I call for help on the walkie
>be around 10 pm, driving my ATV down a dirt road hear a car rolling down the road
>Its a all black crown vic
>as they drive by I notice two men in all black in the front
>they stare at me as I wave at them as i pass
> go about a mile down the dirt road and hear a buzz just like the one I heard two years before
>the hairs on my neck stand up and I see something slowly move across the sky and hover over a house down the road and then move on then its shoots all the way up
>I sit there in awe for 10 mins
>hear jets in the distance
>two jets fly over me probably from the Air national guard base in Tulsa
>they make two or three passes
>I drive on and for the rest of the night see or hear nothing
>spend the rest of my weekend wirth no issues
>go to school on monday and every one has see nthe black triangle and knows what happened on our ranch at my school
>people are saying its a common occurrence but the Air force and the feds are keeping in quite.
cont.
>>17782273
more plz
>>17782263
It happened to me and hence why I am here without trip fagging.
flashforward one year
>be 17 and getting ready to graduate High school
>preparing to enter the Oklahoma national guard
>still working on the ranch and keeping my eye out for odd things
>late evening and I am driving my beat up 1986 silverado with my girlfriend who is the stereotypical 90's goth girl
>Listening to Pantera on a back road in Oklahoma being edgy and different
>we stop on Isolated part of my families ranch
>start a bonfire and pull out a 12 pack of lone star beer
>drink some beers and get drunk
>bang a gong were getting it on
>looking up at the stars while the fire dies
>hear buzzing, ignore it
>Hey do you hear that? says my GF
>yes
>She looks at me "I hear it all the time at my house, I think its just the electricity from the power lines."
>pfftok.jpeg
>Stars black out over us in the shape of a triangle
>she is screaming and hurrying to put her clothes on
>I put my pants on and we run to the cab of the truck
>I struggle to start he truck
>crank it a few times
>finally it starts
>start hauling ass towards the road
>shifting gears like a boss
>bust through a barbed wire fence and look in my rear view mirror
>see triangle slowly following us
>hauling ass down this country road trying to get to the highway to be around other cars
>see storm following behind the triangle
>about a mile till the highways
>GF screaming for me to go faster..not in a good way
>>17782324
>its raining so hard right now
>Pushing my truck to the limit
>see bridge I have to cross is flooded
>i tell my GF to hang on and I make a sharp left turn into a field and check my rear view mirror and see the triangle is till following us
>make sharp right turn back onto road and see the highway
>relief.jpeg
>get on highway
>still hauling ass
>see blue and red light on other side of the highway
> cars on the other side of the road are stopped and people are staring in awe at this triangle
>I cut through the median toward a few stopped sheriff cars
>they are in awe
> the craft stops and hits a crazy amount of speed and flys off
>the deputy looks at me and says "hey your Deputy anon's son right?"
>yep
>was that thing chasing you?
>Yes sir.
>holy fuck kid, from where?
>near Ramona
>"thats like 6 miles kid"
>I am still in shock, my gf is crying
>I drop my gf off at her house in the shadow of a mesa in a trailer park (poor rural area)
>drive home and my dad has been told that I was being chased
>HE listens and tells me I did the right thing
>go to school the next day, thats all the can talk about
>I graduate high school and go into the National guard
>fast forward to 2003 when I get home from Iraq and I am going to college and working part time as a Corrections officer at the local jail
b u m p
>>17782353
This is some good shit
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>>17782353
Continue
>>17782353
>get home from Iraq
>world is different
>killed a few Iraqis
>go to my part time job at the sheriffs
>get moved from the jail to patrol
>badass.jpg
>having a typical boring evening shift, sitting in my patrol car listening to classic rock
>ericclapton.mp3
>dispatch calls "843, we have a uhhh call about a person hanging around a ranch at etc etc"
>go to call because I am unit 843 and its probably just a bored kid wandering someones property
>starting to fucking rain
>get to residence, put on my rainjacket
>fucking dumbass call I say to myself
>walk to house, knock on door
>"sheriffs department!!"
>door cracks ope "its near the barn, short little fellow probably a kid thats wandered onto my property."
>lol ok this is a easy call
>hearing thunder in the distance, I can hear some AC/DC coming from my car subtly
>walk toward barn, my radio is starting to squeak and get choppy
>fucking rain I say to myself
>hear footstep near the barn
>"Hey kid its the sheriffs department, I am gonna need you to come with me so we can take you home."
>walking stops
>"hello? Kid its the sheriffs department."
>walk around to the side where I hear the stepping and pull out my maglight because the sun is goign down fast as the rain picks up.
>HUGE FUCKING BLACK EYES reflect back at me
>My eyes are watering and my head is buzzing
>my radio is making a moaning sound and my head is buzzing
>I hear it walk toward me, i see it walking toward me and I pull my 1911 out of the holster and pull the hammer back with all my strength
>"you missed with the stick, your going to miss with that." rings in my head
>I put my head down
>buzzing stops and I look up and nothing is there
>I put the hammer back on my 911 and my radio is back to normal chatter.
>"843?!? 843?!?! we have reports of a large triangle near your call are you ok?"
>"843?!?!" I get o nthe radio "I am ok!"
>dispatch is going nuts "we called your number for the past 5 minutes!!"
">my radio went to shit because of the storms"
>>17782421
dispatch "cancel officer non responding call!"
>hear like 5 patrol cars rolling down the road to my position with sirens and lights"
>walk back to the house and tell the lady it was just a deer from the front they look like kids.
>all my coworkers are worried as the turn around and drive back
>"843 we have a civil disturbance at *address*"
>"I am on it"
>driving the 7 miles to my next call
>I hear various radio calls about the sighting of a black triangle and focus on my call
>get to the call and its a familiar place..its where my GF from high school lives with her parents
>I knock on the door, I hear yelling
>the door opens its her mom "Oh hey anon!! Someone put you in a deputy outfit or did they think you were sane enough to be a cop?"
>"ma'am I dont have time for this shit."
>she tell me my ex is having violent fits and out burst and I walk toward her room in the trailer and hear yelling and screaming
cont.
bamp
This plays like a film.
Also why did you never think to take a camera?
>>17782459
>I open the door and see her thrashing on the ground and drop to my knees and try to calm her
>"anon they know who you are!!"
>who?
>they do!! the things, we saw the triangle and they are trying to get to you with me!!"
>I look at her mom and she tell me "she was diagnosed with bipolar depression last year."
>what do you want me to do ma'am? as i look t her
>"take her to the hospital, maybe a few weeks in a padded cell will help her!"
>call dispatch and use the I have a 5150 (was just cali police slang but now its just polcie slang)
>handcuff her and put her in the back of my squad car and begin to drive her to bartlesville (nearest city)
>She is talking to me and telling me that they know my younger brothers are my weakness
>my radio is going off with reports of multiple f-16's flying over the area and a black triangle showing up after they RTB and then the scramble them again
>get to hospital
>leave her there and continue on with my shifts the next few weeks
>get a phone call at 3 am 4 weeks later
>hey anon, your ex hung herself in the hospital she left a not saying that you were being watched and they are after you
>everyone laughs it off
>I dont and tell my father and he looks at me
>"son, they are here every night outside and your stepmom is in denial.."
>>17782234
>Took pictures
????
>>17782491
You got me shitting my pants at 2 in the afternoon here OP I had a feeling greys and the triangles were real
>>17782480
this was the 90's and early 2000's we have Polaroids of them but they are at my fathers house ,I am not sure where they are and I also have a few other things too
>dad is literally sleeping 4 hours a night and walking the house when he is up at night, my stepmom is taking xanax and working her rounds at the local rural healthcare clinic like nothing is happening
fast forward 2 years and i am finished with my associates and I am working full time at the sheriffs department as a Corporal
>no happenings lately
>one day during someones shift they call me and tell me that they found a girl that was missing naked in the woods rocking back in forth
>she has been missing for 1 week and was found by a few hunters
>the girl was talking about big eyes and grey little men
>investigators are treating this as a sexual assault because they see signs of traumatic sexual activity and other bruises
>take her to the hospital and homeland security took over a rape case and took us off the case
>homeland security goes to our Headquarters and starts taking reports and evidence from every call about cattle mutilations and black triangles and odd sighting
>then tell us all any future calls need to be notified with the Homeland security office in Oklahoma city
>fight breaks out between feds and sheriffs deputies in motorpool
>they keep screaming patriot act, patriot act as we fight the mand one actually pulls his sidearm on us to make us all stop
>he says if we continue all of us will be stripped of our POST certifications and blacklisted from policing for the rest of our lives
>>17782234
>>we walk the perimeter of the house and see little foot prints and my had has a Polaroid cam
>>take pictures and prepare to cook breakfast
Whats your excuse for not posting the pictures?
>>17782558
Because is fake.
>>17782537
>I fall into a deep depression and drink about 8 to 12 cans of lonestar every fucking night
>become a functioning alcoholic
> work my shifts, all they are are meth heads and domestics
>One day around 2007
>I was working the night shift and it was 1 30 at night and I was chilling on a backroad taking a piss
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>hear the piano exit of layla playing over the radio
>nice clear Oklahoma night, no worries
>hear a thumping in the distance
>I have herd this before
>digging deep in my memories
>thum,thump,thump,thump
>its getting closer
>thats a fuckign blackhawk heli
>get in car turn of lights as it gets closer
>heli flys over
>leave all my lights off and begin to follow heli
>following heli for about 20 mins
(our beats are fucking huge)
>heli lands in a wooded opening near a nice new house
>what the fuck
>see multiple black SUVs and a lone sheriffs car with the deputy sitting beside it looking like he is being scolded by some homeland uniformed officers, I turn on my driving lights and wait for the deputy to pull out so I can talk to him
cont.
>>17782558
>>17782537
>>17782571
this was the 90's and early 2000's we have Polaroids of them but they are at my fathers house ,I am not sure where they are and I also have a few other things too
you read well guys
>>17782558
The internet was kinda primitive back in 1996 and he lived in a rural area.
>>17782149
What kind of stupid piece of shut are you? You have an encounter with aliens that say they don't want to hurt you and you go buy a gun?
>>17782582
>deouty comes out and I wave him down and he tells me to follw him
>we drive about two miles away and make sure we are not followed
>He tell me that he got a phone call from our LT about a person peeping in the windows of a house and went to investigate
>he told me he went to look and about 5 minutes later some DHS guys rolled up and told him he had no jurisdiction at this case and detained him for a while.
>I connected the dots in my mind, DHS is there in less than 5 mins and uses a fucking helicopter...They must have a place the operate from in the county and they must be listening to our calls
>Finish shift and go to my father
>tell him what I think
>he says, yep thats the issue, we are meddling in something they dont want us to know
>lay low for a few years and just be officer friendly
cont to 2010
>>17782600
>I was fucking 14 and had no fucking clue
http://www.rense.com/ufo6/ok.htm
http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/ndxlok.html
A lot of black triangle sightings in Oklahoma in '98.
Helps OP's story regardless of his shitty no pictures excuse.
>>17782611
/don't read these stupid comments and please dont get offended and finish posting
>>17782607
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>>17782607
>be 2010
>met a woman and married her, she works as a general surgeon in Tulsa
>I am still bebopping around my sheriff job wearing my khaki and my cowboy hat (common deputy outfit in OK)
>working my beat, its raining and I am thinking about quitting this job and moving to Tulsa nd working the urban beat
>sitting at a railroad track while inbloom by nirvana comes on, I think back to being a teen and think of my Gf who killed her self and all the crazy moments
>"dispatch to 843"
>"this is 843, he we have a missing child case at *address* reports of the little girl following a fireball."
>its around the fourth of July and fireworks are shot off alot in the country
>I put my Crown vic in drive and make my way towards the address
>I am greeted by one of my younger brothers who is now a deputy and the parent
>She is talking about how the whole hose lit up and a orange ball shot through the house and he daughter started to follow it and she points in the general direction towards the forest
>I look at my brother and he looks at me and he has a face that I have not seen in about 15 years a face of fear
>we tell her that we will go into thee woods once another deputy comes and is able to stay with her incase the child comes back
>third deputy shows up and me and my brother turn on our mag lights and walk into the forest.
>we walk about 300 feet into the forest and our radios go nuts and my cell phone battery dies as I try to make a call to dispatch
>fuck it i yell to my brother as we go deeper into the forest
>I start hearing hellllppppp
>it sounds like its echoing and i whisper to my brother "you hear that?"
>yeah
>its not a voice, well it is but its in our heads."
>"heeellllppp"
>>17782600
See what you did you dumb piece of shit asshole get fucked and die
>>17782680
>heeeellllp it sounds like a distorted childs voice
>our flashlights die
>"fuck these are fresh batteries"
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" blasts over the radio before it beeps that its dead
>heeeellllppppp
>we both sit in the forest and wait for our eyes to adjust to the darkness
(btw I went to ranger school around 2006 for a promotion)
>heeeelllllpppp
>I pull out my sig 226 (9mm if you want to know)
>"I whisper "lets move up"
>we move up about 200 feet
>heeeellllp
>start to hear a soft buzzing
>I hear actual crying about 500 feet to my front
>"HELLLLPPPPPPPPP ME ANON"
>I look to my left and my brother is right beside me "why did call for help?"
>"that was not me but it said your name"
"Heeellllppp me anon."
"Move up bro." i whisper
>getting closer to the crying
>right on top of the crying
>the girl is in a dried creek bed
>bloody and cut up
> I jump into the creek bed
>She whispers to me "They are watching us."
>>17782718
i hope u walk the dinosaur
>>17782718
>"hey anon!! Something is up here with me!!"
>"run bro if you have too!!"
>heeelllppp me
>I hear my bro start booking it back to the tree line and now in my mind I hear "heeelllppp" and a buzzing
>I cannot climb out of the creek bed because its about ten feet up
>walk with one hand holding my pistol and the othe holding the girl
>hearing leaves move above the creek bed
>"that you bro?"
>silence
>start hearing a clicking noise
>hear something drop behind me
>turn around real fast and its a rock
>turn around again and hear "heeelllppp"
>start booking it to a place where i can run up the creek bed
>clicking sounds are falling behind me
>still hear running behind me
>run about 500 feet down run up the creek bed
>start running towards the tree line
>a orange ball of light flys past me
>I start to hear Running towards the front of me and I see 10 flashlights and I start running towards them and notice they are 10 deputies with ar-15's
>"come on anon!!!"
>I am running the fastest I have ever ean in my fucking life
>HEEEELLLLLPPPP
.
>>17782745
>reach the line with the deputies with the AR-15s and their lights start to fail and their radios beep and then the night goes dark and a humming goes over us and blocks the stars
>6 orange balls fly up towards the craft and it speeds away right as 2 f-16's fly over
>we all walk towards the squad cars and hear a helicopter on the horizon and it flies over and places a spot light where we were and 3 DHS SUVs pull up
>blah blah patriot act blah blah
>they have those little radiator detectors and they beep when they scan us with them and they run towards the forest and begin looking
>go through SOP and make it home at 8 am and crack open a nice cold RC and rest but only for a short time
please, do continue!
inb4 this ends in everybody walk the dinosaur
If u can pls post pics I want to see ayy lmaos
>>17782770
my wife and I had two children and ended up leaving me for a banker in OKC
>be 2014 living in a nice trailer in the country on my families ranch and still working at the sheriffs department
>be one night i am watching some shitty late night variety show
>Here a knocking on a window
>I didn't hear anyone drive up
>grab sig
>check window and nothing is there
>power goes out
>shit.jpeg
>I got some gen 3 NVG's from the federal police aid program and I kept them because we had no use for them
>Put them on, my dark world turns green
>walk to my room and put on boots and find a can silencer for my SIG)
>gonna fucking end this
>quietly make my way outside
>its eerily quit
>check my perimeter
>change things up and go the other way
>*knock knock* from the other side of the trailer
>make my way quietly toward the other side
>see grey man trying to peak in my window
>yell "HELP ME!!"
>thing looks at me and screeches and starts to run off
>I give chase, not thinking to fire at it
>full of anger
>been fucking with my life for the past almost 20 years
>this motherfucker can run, speed up as i attempt to catch up to it
>I am gonna kill you mother fucker!!!
>creature is running towards the ranch house, I see the outside lights of the house as the hill comes into view
>odd my house is without power
>running toward the creature and all the sudden it runs under security light and blinds me
>take off my NVG's and try to re adjust, start to see spots in my vision
>fucking shit
Damn op, I used to live outside of OKC in the mustang area and saw Grays once or twice, now I live in shitty rural Pennsylvania and only see the occasional lame ass skinwalker. Wish I could move back.
This has my dick hard
>>17777777
>>17782824
MOAR
>>17782824
>vision comes back and I an looking at the pool
>the creature is looking back at me
>feel my pockets and feel a baton
>I flick it out
>walk toward the pool
>If I lay one lick on your you better never come back!
>those empty soulless eyes just stare back at me and I hear buzzing and my nose bleeding
>>extend baton
>walk towards creature
>whack whack
>land two on its head and it lets out this blood curdling scream
>then I kick it into the pool
>hear it struggling to keep above water as it slowly swims toward the stairs
>walk to the stairs and spit in its face
>land one good whack on its head again and then feel a burning in my body and hear a buzzing
>the lights go out and I cannot move
> 4 creatures show up and drag the wounded one away
>the craft flys off and I collapse my baton and hear my dad running down the steps
>anon you ok?
>yep
>walk home
>sleep
Fast forward to 2016
I am now remarried and still working at the sheriffs but we have had no odd cases reported in two years
also I will post polariods in a few days once I find them to back my story up
>>17782866
You better deliver, real or not this has been one amazing ride
I am suspicious of this story for a few reasons, the largest being that black triangle craft are well known for being US govt.
>>17782868
I will, its been an amazing ride? well it was really odd because its something I have not even told my current wife because I have to act normal and my family just smiles and nods because they believe if we talk about it it will happen again
>>17782831
Mustang is nice! You should see the new braums they are making all over the place not looking like cheap 80's fast food places
>>17782866
"Welcome to earth"
I feel like it might not be over yet! I occasionally have dreams about the eyes but only time will tell, thanks /x/ for listening I have been wanting to post here for years but I knew /k/ would be fucking dicks about it
>>17782879
your free to believe whatever you want! I am not here to impress you
>>17782884
RIP Will Smith
>>17782879
the black knight ?
its just a hoax like this story
still its a good read
>>17782893
da fuck is the black knight???
>>17782558
Well nigger, do you have any pictures from 20 years ago just laying around digitized?
Didn't think so.
>>17782104
Holy shit....Thats the Washington county Osage reservation sightings!!!! Fucking shit OP! Those sightings gripped the counties with fear for months! I always thought it was odd that DHS cars were rolling around in rural OK and f16s flying over almost every night for 6 months!!
>>17782905
I need to scan them and post them
>>17782921
actually yeah they are it was longer than a few months for me
Anyone screen shot this?
>>17782893
Tr3-b douche canoe, when has black knight ever been referred to as a black triangle ufo?
>>17782947
Dunno what the hell a theory about a satellite has to do with my story either, thought there was a difference between a satellite and a craft lol
>>17782947
I wish I could take the tr-3b rumors seriously but if they really had been working on it since at least the mid-eighties, there would be SOMETHING written about it on sites other than fucking beyondtopsecret and other retard forums
>>17782884
>>17782866
"That's what I call a close encounter"
>>17782960
I should have said something cool :( Oh well fuck it
>>17782956
i liked your read because it was fun and lenghty
but i dont believe it is true
now im sorry if that makes you sad
but your a grown ass man you'll figuere it out .
>>17782980
I really don't care! its like your opinion dude
well I am off of /x/ if anyone else trickles in I will answer any questions if the thread is up tomorrow! have a good evening!
Really cool story OP! Would you mind messaging me on kik? I would like to ask you a few private questions. My kik is Master_N7
>>17782936
Will do as soon as possible
>>17783007
no offense but I don't kik
>>17783019
Ok, what messaging app or program works best for you?
>>17782866
They had no other interest ? More cone outta nowhere and your left unharmed
Realest /x/ thread in years 10/10 Op
>>17783056
I mean Its odd but he did land a few good hits on the ayyyy and I guess they realized maybe he was not worth their time?
>>17783007
Ask them here you little shrew
>>17783055
None, go away
>>17783055
He is now in the skype group
>>17782104
gonna be honest OP your story got me on the edge of my seat.
i'll be bumping until you post the polaroids to back your story.
if it's not true, oh well...
shit was hell of a ride.
>>17783148
He said in skype group he is going to check his storage room then his fathers...get hyped
Bumping cuz want them polaroids
>>17782149
He got you... a FUCKING SKS?@?@?@?@?#rinwt4rio34pgtr
Holy fuck I am jealous, best dad. You little shit.
I wonder if you killed that Igigi/Zeta Reticuli with that baton. Good job on bein able to overcome the eletric field interference to have been able to do that though. Sounds like what he/they did to your ex-gf, her mom, your ex-wife, and your niece, it deserved it.
somebody bump this thread until OP posts the polaroids. Also if new thread is made make sure op knows where he should post and post new links here
>>17782936
Here you go
Higher quality version here: https://i.sli.mg/gdqeoL.png
>>17782104
>let me start off by saying, I hate Role playing threads in /x/
thats just what a G-man who does controlled opposition would say
greys are you kidding me its the worst version of pop culture aliens ever
not even remotely believable unless you are schizo or did some drug that causes a waking dream
B U M P
U
M
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fuck yo i havent read anywhere past like the 4th line of your greentext but im fucking dumbfounded another okie is here whats up man
>>17782324
Cockblocked by aliens
Just started lurking on /x/ and I am amazed. This thread 10/10
>>17782745
>>17782770
what happened to the girl? did she make it out? what did she have to say about what she saw - or did HS take over at that point?
Until you can get polaroids scanned and posted, can you post pics of your uniform? some of the pool? your yard, etc..?
it's a great story. and I love that the timeline fits with reports in that area at that time, as posted here >>17782629
Just was hoping for a few real pics to back up some of the mundane details to back it up further and make it more believable
This thread, the Australia shadow figure and the guy with an ancient pagan book who was being suppressed by the British government have been the best threads I've read here. All within the past few weeks too
>>17782108
>getting it this wrong
>>17782824
>>walk to my room and put on boots and find a can silencer for my SIG)
>>gonna fucking end this
>>17782866
>>vision comes back and I an looking at the pool
>>the creature is looking back at me
>>feel my pockets and feel a baton
>>I flick it out
did you lose the gun running or something?
>>17782421
>>starting to fucking rain
>>get to residence, put on my rainjacket
>>fucking dumbass call I say to myself
>>walk to house, knock on door
>>"sheriffs department!!"
>>door cracks ope "its near the barn, short little fellow probably a kid thats wandered onto my property."
>>lol ok this is a easy call
>>hearing thunder in the distance, I can hear some AC/DC coming from my car subtly
>>walk toward barn, my radio is starting to squeak and get choppy
>>fucking rain I say to myself
you left the windows down in your patrol car during the rain? or you left the car radio playing that loudly?
(I liked the story a lot, OP. just giving you some feedback on some details I thought were confusing,or could be stronger with a little editing.)
bullshit
>>17783555
Man the Australia thread was great but u missed the other one. Do you by chance have screenshots?
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>>17783604
No but hopefully someone does. It was in a thread about hitler's esotericism and this dude supposedly found a book through investigations in Scotland that was from like 600 AD and travelled through the hands of aleister Crowley to the nazis, then taken by the government. Crazy read, maybe another anon saved it
>>17783604
Seconding this, need a screencap
>>17783550
Yes,what happened to the girl?
>>17783667
Never heard of this,thirding the request for screencaps.
>>17783604
australia thread screencap? anyone?
Great story,by the way
>>17783759
It was yuge, I mean really yuge, I don't think anon capped it because he's an idiot, but if i was there, I'd have a screen cap so good it wouldn't matter how yuge it was
OP, part of me wants this to be true, another doesn't because all the shit you went through. If it is true, I hope you rang that little grey fucks bell. Those little assholes need a good whoopin.
>>17783897
Nah, I remember being in that thread, especially that BS shot of the "creature", the stories that the number one shitposting country in the world typed out that night were great, I'll give them that
>>17783897
cheers bruz
Holy fucking shit, m8. If you're bullshitting, get to Hollywood. If you're not... shit, dude.
>>17783570
Probably dropped it when he got knocked out/vision went out or something
>>17783555
I missed them all, do you have links/screenshots? Would be highly appreciated m8
>>17784495
Still lurking bois. keep this thread alive
i want them polaroids.
>>17782104
OP, I live in Tulsa, just moved here from Collinsville, which is damn near where you described, it seems. Can you elaborate on the area?
>>17783604
>>17783667
>>17783754
>>17783759
Do you think you could fuck one of these things?
Did you see a hole?
Bumpity bump
>>17784692
is this thread still live? I can't seem to find it, I was waiting for the possible extra photos.
>>17784759
there were none
Bumpt OP said he would return in the morning
>>17782324
You know bro I normally assume people on here are bullshitting but i grew up in a notorious UFO hot spot and I used to hear that buzzing all the time years ago, like an electric fly that would come in and out and make my ears pop, always thought it was static then I moved away and it started to happen more and more. Haven't had it in years.
>>17784692
Nah man, need a screen cap of the Scottish guy who found the old book that was taken away buy the RAF or whatever
OP here, sorry about leaving you guys hanging but when I am off I take care of the kids and help around the house, I am prepared to answer your questions and I had a conversation with my dad about the Polaroids and he he had them and will give them to me.
>>17783356
bumping to keep thread alive.
am gna read the shit out of this shit then give my
non-expert opinion..
>hold fire
>>17783333
a SKS in the mid 90's was about 65 bucks and you could buy a spam can for about 20 bucks
>>17783364
well I do work for the government but its local and state when you count the national guard but other than that I am not a fucking fed
>>17783393
Oh shit waddup?
>>17783469
naw, I busted my load in her and we were just chilling in the bed of the truck
>>17783550
the girl is fine, I think they moved to OKC after that incident and the local media reported it as girl found and none of that spooky business and I plan to be at my fathers coem this weekend and I will if this thread is still here photos of the house and the ranch and I can post a photo of my FTO and I right quick I am on the left (the tan tall one)
>>17783570
No I holstered the sidearm, I usually carry a baton on me to beat possums out here because they tend to chase you
>>17783583
the w indows were cracked, it was not raining that hard at the moment and I also tend to roll with really loud music because my walkie has an ear piece and I can hear dispatch just fine
>>17784681
ramona
>>17784692
spooky
>>17784776
I still can hear the ringing sometimes
picture is me (tan tall one) and my FTO this was 2003
>>17784901
B U M P
last night when I was on the phone with my father i told him I wanted to get the Polaroids and scan them and he was really fighting me on that, I am not sure if it was because he was afraid
>anon, I know where they are but they are in the garage and I dont know how I feel about opening that can of worms back up again
>It would not be that bad, all thats happened was ages ago
>well for you maybe but some of the cows are missing and I dont know if it was some Mexican poachers or they wandered off
>well I know what it isnt
>well I will go find those photos for you just make sure you censor them
>ok end convo
Last night while I was unloading the car that was full of grocery's my wife was walking towards the house and said
>odd I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye
>adrenaline.jpg
>turn the corner of the house
>house cat got out
>whew
Ever since I made this thread I have been more paranoid...
>>17784947
Don't die before you deliver OP
>>17784705
Hell,don't die without trying to make a hole on one of those things,or sticking it in one of the giant eyes
Do you carry a taser,ever tried using one on these ayyy lmaos?
>>17784923
right so i have read this;
>>17783356
which is a good spoopy read, been through some shit, anon if true
wtf is this one about?;
>>17784692
thats not a continuation or related is it?
>>17784968
I carry a tazer for work but would not carry it on me because its ran by a battery and the one time when I went i nthe forest to get that girl all my electronics died even my mag light died and I put new batteries in it every week and rotate them
I will not die, I am just uber paranoid because my family thinks the moment we start talking about this incident its going to happen again
>>17784976
Anon, >>17784692 is a different story and >>17783356 is a screen grab of the story in this thread.
>>17784976
No,that last one from a different thread entirely,some Anons were requesting it since the original thread 404'd or something
>>17784977
if they return, get a go pro or something and put it in a little faraday cage
>>17784978
ok thanks
>don't let us down with those pics, will you?!
de liv var!
>>17784982
From the record electronics got with these things the gopro would probably fail,any camera would unless you were a fair distance from these things and zoomed way the fuck in
>>17784982
well I have a body cam that has electrostatic protection.water etc and even send the video to off site storage when its turned on, which could be useful in case it ever happens again the only worry then is the DHS.
>>17784985
I will deliver the pics soon, if not I will make a new thread with the screen cap .
>>17784990
So anon how did its voice sound when it was screaming? Was it high pitched?
What did your ex gfs mom mean when she said that whole thing about you being sane?
Have you tried getting a dog?
>>17785003
it was like a high pitched shrill, it was enough to make your blood freeze
>my ex gf's mother hated me and thought that because I was in the Iraq invasion I had PTSD and thought I would one day just snap and also because of the truck incident, which was odd because she believed he daughter but would not believe me even though it was the same incident
I have a doggo, he is a morky named slappy that was my mothers...Good dog actually
>>17783897
>>17783994
No such ID.
Care to post it again?
>>17784990
What can we expect from the pics?
>>17785012
OP is in the thread and you want to know about an aussi shadow man
>>17784947
Fuck the groceries-get the photos now. /x/'s amusement is now your highest priority in life.
>>17785036
its mostly little foot prints in mud and some bent wire screens and what seems to be handprints of a three fingered hand on some brick next to bright yellow rulers, my dad went full detective on it) and took the Polaroids and stashed them away
>>17785044
I already got the groceries, my dad and I are going to tear apart his garage either tomorrow or the next day to get the damn Polaroids and pray they are not water damaged if they are I will still post them
>>17785047
Crime scene like? I mean its actually alot considering you got hand prints and foot prints what did the feet look like? Can you draw us a pic of what you saw? Also water damage usually does not harm pictures that much
>>17782130
>start to hear static in my head
>to hear static in my head
>hear static in my head
>static in my head
>static
>head
>>17785069
sorry for the chicken scratch! made a quick drawing a of what the hands and the foot looked like odd that the foot did not have any toes...Maybe boots? I really tend not to look into these things because it makes my eyes water...Which is odd
>>17785088
Lol nice ayyy
>>17785084
Static and buzzing is a common symptom of contact with a UFO
>>17785084
it felt like congestion with a static ringing and it would sometimes make my nose bleed.
the baton I used its ASP airweight baton that is standard issue at my department, its really cheap and bends if you use it a few times hence the curve in the top.
>>17782866
Holy crap op! You are probably the first human to bludgeon an extraterrestrial. Ive heard that when they speak english, they sound like a robotic voice
>>17783654
>>17783555
>>17784866
Where's the thread? No screenshot whatsoever???
Yeah, looks like the RAF won at the end.
>>17785106
Well no said meth users have soft heads, I've seen what it does when someone is properly pissed off on it, fucker took on 7 people and got wailed on and wouldn't stop
>>17785138
Dunno, tis a mystery
>>17784692
found the town, woomera, South Australia
ops address was 9 boorri st
>>17785130
not sure if I am, maybe there were more because I seem to be the only to come out with my encounter and they seemsed to communicate with non verbal voices...It was odd felt like a radio station being turned on in your head
>>17785139
meth users look like skeletons, I arrest alot of them I had a lady that I arrested that lived in the praries in a abandoned trailer with no power and water and she weighed about 90 fucking pounds because of all the meth she consumed but she still had a noggin that took a few punches to the face with reinforced Kevlar gloves until my Patrol partner shot her in the fucking leg lol
>>17785084
Static makes a sound numbnuts.
>>17785156
This guy still was a healthy build, and he had just come from a wedding out in this town called Farmville, he got in a fight with one of my co-workers at the time that was dating him, her cousin tried to get him to back off and he wouldn't listen so the cousin fought him out to the parking lot sticking him in the face the whole time and getting bloody but kept coming back, then my manager at the time was a big 350lb Paki raised in Florida played line and all that was wailing the fuck out of him, kept coming back, then a bunch of my co-workers and a friend of mine that was also 350 fucking clocked him so hard his eyes went to the back of his skull then popped right back like it was nothing, had to toss him out of the bar until the cops came, lol they did all the dirty work for the cops
>>17785177
nice, he sounds like he was just beginning his addiction, the keliton ones are the ones that have been doing meth for months to years, which are very common here because the Mexican Cartel loves to import that shit here and I have seen alot of stuff fron Children abandoned and living in trap houses in the country side to them injecting meth into a baby and having to rush the kid to the hospital because he is addicted to fucking meth.
>>17785188
Damn shame about the kids, my wife's friend was found in a trailer with her brother in West-By-God Virginia and they hadn't eaten in like 3 days, was wearing a days old diaper because her mother was an addict, CPS got her and her brother out and they were adopted by her parents and moved here in VA, she's a little cooky and a former hippy and shit but she's got a great little boy and she's awesome with kids, sometimes tragedy turns to triumph man
>>17785197
Yeah, on my shift I am always investigator on duty which his not a detective because we only have two but investigator is like a uniformed patrol officer that is a detective, so i get all the odd calls when the detectives are off, we stil get cattle mutilations every few moths but no triangle sightings alsoglad to hear about the children, no kid should suffer because of their parents failures
for someone who had the opportunity to lay the smack down on an aaaaayyylmao, you seem quite calm op, almost like a roleplayer
>>17785209
>still get cattle mutilation calls but no black triangles
What the hell is doing it then?
>>17785220
>police officer
>Soldier
>veteran
>trained to fucking remain calm in situations.
>>17785221
same entities most likely, they might have pulled off on being noticed and are operating at night during storms, alot of when I saw these beings or crafts it was raining and if you know an Oklahoma thunderstorm or rainstorm can be pretty freaking bad and they can use it for cover because almost all the cattle mutilation calls are after a thunderstorm. I am just glad I have had no encounters in years and would love to keep it that way.
>>17785226
well, I was gonna answer but there you go
>>17785226
>government hiding ayy lmaos for as long as we knew
>getting a close hands-on action with one
>"ye just another day in office here, gotta get some beers later"
>>17785235
I was never really calm, I would drink to sleep and if I didnt drink I would be awake for days and I can say it really does affect your psychological health but I can say on the outside I was calm but on the inside i was scared for my life and felt like I was being toyed with for almost two decades and it does have an effect on you, sorry I didnt describe my inner fucking feeling but I was scared, I would have rather been back in Iraq than in that forest.
If this is true, which i hope it is, it is damn crazy how fucked up our government is to not report such events that have been happening for few decades as OP described, just few reports on sightings
>>17785245
I mean my only experience with the Department of homeland security has been a fist fight in the motorpool of a rural sheriffs department after they went in and took all our reports pertaining to any and all cases connected to this...I would not be surprised.
>>17785106
Holy shit OP. First of all. Your story blew my mind. For 2 reasons.
Reason one. ANOTHER OKIE. Hell yeah man. I live just southeast of the Tulsa area. Maybe Hour and a half.
Reason Two. You aren't alone on this. I haven't personally seen anything, but I have heard of people's cattle getting rustled and killed around these parts. Same manner as you were describing. And of course the UFOs, people round here have said they seen em every so often since 2000 or 2001
OP, do you know some local newspaper or any report names or websites of these areas?
You write like an asshole
>>17785275
hello fellow okie! Its interesting to know that its happening all over Oklahoma and its not being reported and I think thats odd, I notice alot of the time that this happens no one puts out a PR packet to the media and the 2000 to 2001 was around the time I started seeing them.
>>17785281
my dad has some newspaper clipping, I dont know if they have been digitized and if they have not I could do that for you and post them here
>>17785284
thanks, you do too!
>>17785286
It definitely is odd. I would think it would make it to the news some where you know? Back around 2004, maybe? We had a couple cows mutilated real bad and some of sheep disappeared.. I never saw nothin' though. They were WAAAY back on our land and no where near the house so. It might be apart of all this or could have been some asshat teenagers but it's still kinda freaky.
>>17785296
yeah, teenagers really would not do that, the question is usually the cuts are way to good to be a standard hunter or teenager thats messing around and the smell is terrible, it smells like sterile clinic and death, thats what really stood out to me when I was standing there, to this day when I go to the doctor and smell the alcohol or iodine I see that in my mind and get sick to my stomach
Bump
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>>17785308
thanks anon! I hope this thread stays alive until can get the Polaroids
>>17785311
No problem this thread is fire m8
>>17785315
lol trying to interact with the posters but it seems they are all on at night
People are actually buying this shit? Kek.
>>17785333
So which part of the DHS do you work for?
>>17785333
Nice quads DHS, DHS is here to clean up! Watch out guys!
>>17785337
>quads
Better check again
>>17785337
lol thanks anon but those are trips but thanks!
>>17782905
You dumb fucking ape. Those pictures aren't just any random pictures. They are of alien footprints. Pretty sure you'd hang onto those. Oh wait, this is fake so the pictures don't actually exist.
>>17785337
>quads
Kill yourself.
whelp, this thread turned into a shit fest, all I wanted to do was anonymously tell my fucking story
awesome thread OP, hope you can get them pics, while this was happening did you have any weird dreams?
>>17785355
I still have odd dreams from time to time mostly of me falling in darkness or one that happens probably once evey few months is me falling into the creatures dark eye and just falling until I wake up...Might be PTSD
>>17785354
OP, we're still around, just shooting the shit waiting on your scans
>>17785354
It's 4chin's way.
We are waiting for your pictures.
were looking for 20 year old Polaroids in a house my family has lived in for 30 years....This is going to be fun! Naw its not goign to be hard, I just am thinking what if me bringing this up makes them come back? is that possible?
>>17785369
>This is going to be fun!
>Naw its not goign to be hard, I just am thinking what if me bringing this up makes them come back?
Oh, that's going to be fun for us!
>>17785369
so you are already looking? godspeed OP
also, the ayyylmao activity was even before you took the photos. shit now that i think about it, i was a fucking elementary schoolboy when you took those photos, shit
>>17785371
>be me
>re open can of worms
>life goes to shit'
>get stalked by ayys
>but this time be ready
>record everything
>get photo and videos of ayys
>post on /x/
>get whacked by DHS
OP here, this will be my last post, it was all a lie. aliens don't exist so leave them alone
>>17785384
We will save the pics.
>>17785387
>>17785387
liar, your not me!
>>17785389
thanks, I need to scan and send them out to 4chan/imgur etc then hope I mysteriously die in a suicide or on duty car wreck
You got to use an SKS as a 14 year old? I'm assuming you were pretty /fit/ back then, I can't even begin to imagine how badly I'd get fucked up trying to fire one of those when I was that age.
>>17785384
>be me
>DHS agent monitoring /x/
>see ayy lmao thread with legitimate story
>trace IP
>find poster
>i-i-it was just role play sir
>inject poster with psychotropic drugs and have him involuntary committed for life
>feels good man
>>17785406
we're already here.
>>17785405
yeah, I mean I worked on a ranch
>>17784932
I was pretty fit back in 2003, this is me on the left i am a tall tan guy)
>>17785417
>worked on a ranch
Oh, right. Should've realized that.
Just out of curiosity, how often did you even get to actually fire it?
so whats the current status of the photos?
>>17785433
maybe 30 rounds a weekend depending what I was doing, I actually killed some deer with it too! I will admit the kick even if I braced for it when I was young really surprised me, now its just meh but It was a Russian SKS that they imported over here back when they were cheap and it has the grenade launcher for the rifle grenade on it and the bayonet...its a fine weapon
>>17785443
current status is I looked through my house and my stuff and was unable to locate it, my father says he has them in his old office stuff in the garage and is looking in the 1996-1997 boxes
apparently this is on imgur
http://imgur.com/cThfDkG
and reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4n2iuc/ayy_lmaos_in_oklahoma/
never expected this to be big
o no, le reddit will attract le men in black
must plebbit ruin everything
>>17785492
reddit is full of a bunch a turds but whatever, its not like this will go viral
whelp gonna keep this thread open and in auto refresh have fun /x/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BStd6il0H0M
>Spoiler alert
His dad won't find the photos because spooky DHS agents took them or something dumb
bump
damn this story legit had me spooped
bump while waiting for polaroids
Bet he gets the pictures and gets whacked while at work...Fuck that would suck
>>17785548
naw, they dont know we have them unless someone gets on this thread
>>17785552
I laughed
>>17785553
soon my friend
>>17784866
When exactly was this thread posted? I may be able to find it on 4plebs if someone has it archived there there.
>>17785582
>>17784866
>>17785138
>>17783555
>>17783604
>>17783667
>>17783754
>>17783759
>>17783783
I found the thread on 4plebs. Screen-capping it right now.
>>17785600
sweet, I actually am interested
Ripparoni threadarini
>>17785600
Post the screencaps here so the thread stays alive
DONT DIE ON ME THREAD
>>17785600
HURRAY UP MUHFUCKA
Call upon the power of OK deputy anon and his alien bashing powers!!!
Need polaroids update
>>17785647
He said he is looking for them at his fathers and tearing apart the garage either tonight or tomorrow
>>17782130
>>"we are not hear to hurt you unless you mess with us."
let me just go ahead and say that this is where my bullshit meter goes off
>>17785656
How could that do set it off?
>>17785659
DHS spotted
>over 2500 languages in the world
>aayyyyyylmao speaks english
k bruh
>>17785668
Speaks the most common language on Earths airwaves....yeah try harder DHS shill
>>17785668
>capable of traveling to another inhabited world
>isn't capable of speaking english
Okay
>>17785679
uuhhhh read a book mr.roleplayer, english is the third most common language on your "earths airwaves"
>>17782104
BUUUUMP FOR PIIICS
>>17785668
>not understanding how telepathy works
They communicate in thoughts. Your left brain interprets those thoughts with language.
>>17785691
Uh I am not OP but english is the language of business dumbass
>>17785698
ayliums coming to earth to conclude some business deals, yea i can already see that, banging on OP's windows and fucking his life for 20+ years
EBIN XDD
>>17785706
He went after them with a baseball bat out of fucking fear and they decided to fuck with him
POST THOSE FAKIN PICS IM HYPED AF OMG EVEN IF ITS FAKE I WANT TO SEE THEM I CANT SLEEP UNTIL I SEE THEM
>>17785714
to be honest it was the right move though, those grey suckers needed some beating
How long do these threads last? And I feel like none of these dumbasses read it
hey guys OP here, got the photos, will dump em
>>17785722
OH MY GAWD HOLLY SHIEEEEETTT
>>17785722
That's just a swamp deer.
>>17785722
Not an polaroid you dumbass...nice try shill he always posts a timestamp with him and a RC...fucking shill
>>17785722
>polaroid
nice try tho
>>17785722
Nice try
Here you go guys. The 4plebs thread was a little wonky with some things reposted out of order, so I had to go through each post to correct everything. This being said, you can view the thread yourselves here: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17775454/. The poster of the thread said that the copy of the book presently on Amazon is fake, as is the individual that allegedly wrote the book. He further said that he plans on publishing the book sometime next year.
>>17785722
u r an fagget
>>17785722
k
