Hi /x/, how can i summon succubus?
>>17265052
backpages.com
>>17265052
Unless you have a specific succubus in mind, you can't summon one. Summoning is for invoking very specific entities, it's not a way to randomly grab all the entities of any random general variety.
Best UFO pictures
>>17253349
One of the best UFO stories.
US Military - "Well, we spent several hours trying to shoot SOMETHING!"
>>17253355
IIRC the original negative of that photo is still missing.
>>17253349
Its has been debunked a crapload of times.
It was a blimp shaped baloon that was used in a nearby beach but got detached by strong winds.
please i need to know where this pic came from me and a friend are experiencing BAD deja vu
What happened was OP was browsing and stumbled upon the picture, shortly before the thread 404d. He messaged me through steam asking for an archive link, to which we both experienced extreme deja vu. Any help in saucing the picture may be instrumental in finding out what is happening.
Archive link in a sec.
>>17249188
>>>/a/136385968
>>17249188
>>17249194
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/663542358/
whoops, wrong link
How do I summon a demon?
You cant summon them. You can evoke them in your mind, and so it could be your imagination the whole time.
/sage
>>17280520
give your left nut to Lucifer.
>>17280520
Beatle juice??
IDK, I try'd to fuck with a demon before. But it turns out they don't like me :(
What does /x/ think of this sound clip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hb0YUQ1aqk
dude, its giant air bubbles from sinkholes underwater
it's been debated on this board multiple times before. general consensus says it's Cthulhu.
>>17280319
Sauce please.
>>17280323
That's what I'm going with until proven otherwise.
So my cat was hit and killed by a car yesterday. I know he is dead for sure as I buried him.
Earlier tonight I was taking out my trash and saw a pair of glowing eyes sitting off about 25 feet from my back door seeming to look at me then they just disappeared.
And just now I saw him run from the kitchen to the living room. Very weird and positive saw him.
Tldr; experiences with ghost pets
My roommates cats died.
One day chillin at his place after moving out, I felt a cat walk along the couch. Was trippy.
>>17276982
This didn't scare too much but it should have
>chillin in the living room
>one of the dogs barking on the deck
>go let eddie in
>he runs inside and to the bedroom
>eddie runs upstairs wondering why I'm opening the patio doors
who the fuck did I just let in? Didn't find the fake eddie, and the rest of the dogs weren't noticing anything so I let it go.
>>17277049
So it was like a copy of Eddie?
Krishna.com
Purebhakti.com
vedabase.com
>>17271823
Krishna aint real bro.
>>17271823
Please, pray for a board section /faiths/
>>17274574
It wouldn't ever stop them from posting here.
What do you listen to?
I'll start:
>The Conspiracy Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBw9XEV3G6s
>Stuff They Don't Want You To Know
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/stuff-they-dont-want-you-to/id336931685
>Lore Podcast
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lore/id978052928
>BrienFoerster's Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKtQPSQGfJo
ITT: Paranormal Podcasts etc.
>>17275318
Coast to coast sucks now. every time I tune in George is talking to some anti-vaxxer dipshit or discussing Saddam Hussein or some bullshit.
>>17275346
Yes, and please no more flat earth.
www.rense.com
Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
If you're new, please read the STICKY first!
http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074
Also, Thoth, a /div/ reader, made his own tarot and rune guide that he'd like to share to everyone:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Remember, each reader requires different information to read you. Look for their posts in the thread to determine what's needed.
Some readers will refuse to do certain readings-- respect that choice.
>Querents: Always respect your readers and your fellow querents
>Readers: Always respect your querents and your fellow readers
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>>17262779
Tfw I always wanted to know but raised in bible belt and still have engrained distrust of you lot trying to devil me or something...
>even though I know you won't
>>17274123
Oh no, we will. I read in these threads regularly and I'm pretty sure it is useless or even harmful black magic to most querents. The only people who can benefit from readings are capable of reading themselves.
Well, if any readers come around...
Should I take this new job or stay at the more stable one?
Palm reading for free, I can read as many as possible. If I am unable to read try posting again.
Please stop shit like
>OP reads only girl's hand
>OP is racist
>OP dieded
I might post my fb page info if I get enough requests
>>17269935
Please post clear pics of palm.
>inb4 I only had potato to capture pic
AT least capture a pic in which I can see all lines of your palm
25 year old male. Need both hands?
>>17269944
26 F. Thanks!
Let's get morbid.
>my grandfather died and my mother took pictures on his deathbed of the moment before and after he died
>my grandfather died and my mother took pictures on his deathbed of the moment before and after he died
>2 weeks before death
>Pic in OP was an hour before death
>>17268873
>The moment of death
>>17268871
>>17268877
>disrespecting the dead this hard
Not cool man.
Sheepsquatch, also known as the "White Thing", is a woolly-haired cryptid reported across numerous counties in West Virginia, predominantly within the southwestern region of the state. The counties with the most sightings are Boone, Kanawha, Putnam and Mason, with a surge in sightings taking place in Boone County during the mid-1990s.
It is described as being a quadruped about the size of a bear, with entirely white wool-like fur. It has a long and pointed head, similar to a dog but with long, saber-like teeth and a single-pint set of horns not dissimilar from those found on a young goat. Its forelimbs end in paw-like hands, similar to those of a raccoon but larger, while its tail is long and hairless like that of an opossum. It is reputed to smell like sulfur, which has been attributed through folklore to the beast being born within the TNT Area in Mason County like one of the Mothman theories, though this is not likely and instead may be a musk scent gland similar to those found in many species in the order Carnivora such as weasels and skunks.
Yara Ma Yha Who is a blood-sucking creature from aboriginal folklore that lurks in the treetops until a person would walk under it, then it would leap from the tree onto the person, suck almost all its blood then it would swallow them whole. After swallowing the poor soul, it would regurgitate the person up, take a drink of water and nap, then wake up to puke the person out over and over and as it does this, he/she will become shorter and redder each time until they themselves become a Yara Ma Yha Who.
It resembles a little red man or woman, about 4 feet tall, with red hair and skin. It has an enlarged mouth with no teeth. It has suckers on the tips of its fingers that it uses to suck the blood out of its victims, which are usually people. It can unhinge its jaw like a snake.
Its method of attack is clever and scores it unlucky humans. It drops down from trees, usually fig trees, onto the person, then grabs the human's arm and uses the suckers on its fingers to suck up the blood before running away. It later returns and eats the victim whole and vomits it out for an easy meal the next time. Eventually after the Yara a a who has stopped this revolting process, the victim will have turned into one of the creatures itself.
Drop bears are large, vicious and carnivorous relatives of the peaceful herbivorous koala. Their method of attack is brutal and will kill humans easily. They remain hidden in a tree, usually gum or eucalyptus, until they see their prey walk underneath, and they drop down and brutally attack the victim's head using its teeth and claws. Ways to avoid drop bear attacks are odd, but usually simple. They consist of putting forks into your hair, spreading toothpaste behind your ears, armpits, or on your neck, urinating on yourself, or only speaking in an Australian accent in English. Luckily, they usually only hunt and feast at night, making them harder to encounter.
Most people say they are just a part of local lore meant to amuse visitors, but others say it could be a real creature. Young children attending camp will be warned of the creature and told to lay on their back near a tree and spit upwards. If the drop bear is up there and hopefully asleep, it will wake up and spit back.
The Boston Bahumagosh (pronounced bah-hoo-ma-gosh,) is a strange creature that has little known about it other than it was originally sighted in the Boston area an undetermined time ago. It is possible that this is a misrepresented bigfoot considering very little difference in appearance other than height and weight dispersal.
The creature is bipedal and can resemble a Bigfoot/Sasquatch. The Bahumagosh is said to be up to 10 feet tall and weigh roughly 400 pounds giving it a distinctive appearance. The fur of the creature covers its whole body except for the facial region and can vary from light grey-ish color to dark brown. Because little is known about the creature it is hard to say whether it is dangerous to persons, however it is believed to eat small wildlife so it can be carnivorous. Bahumagosh have been sited in other states along the eastern seaboard yet no sightings have been confirmed outside of the US.
Let's get to rolling /x/.
>>17279991
Rawling
>>17280000
Meh I don't like SCP's format, I'm rerolling and that's it
>>17280005
you go girl
can anyone here possibly explain what i witnessed last night?
>Last night
>looking out window the way i do every night
>notice unusually bright constant white light in the night sky
>immediately assume its an aircraft flying at very high altitude
>dont think much of it and continue doing what ever i was doing
>3 hours later
>lookout window again
>light is still present within my feild of veiw but has obviously moved to the right and up a little
>still didnt think much of it
>watch it for a good 30 mins watching its movement
>it continues its movement to the north east in aspect to my window
now im definitely not an expert on aviation but the possibility it was a plan has to be very unlikely due to the small distance it traveled in such a long period of time and the size of the light in relation to the stars it passed by
op here forgot to mention im a girl
>>17279856
???
fuck off faggot
>>17279850
where are you located? what time was it? in what direction was the object in? you mention North East, is that right?
What if we're in Limbo? Here me out.
Heaven's a different dimension; Hell's a different dimension. Neither of the two can, by definition, be in the same dimension together. This means we are, too, in a different dimension other than the two.
Now, from what I've studied Hell and Heaven aren't what Catholicism has depicted: it is not a physical place where souls are bound. Think of it more of an existence without the physical attributes attached to its reality.
But, take into our argument the idea that the choices we make on Earth decide where we end up. We're stuck until the end -- but there is not end, except death. And death, to God and Satan, is the final verdict, the judgment period for human beings.
Surely Earth cannot be so bad as Hell, the pain and suffering and meaningless is pales in comparison; so too does it pale in the light of Heaven and all its happiness and joy. So, don't you think that Heaven is the real purgatory for lost souls? I'd offer the idea that we're all lost in the absurdity of life -- though some of us choose to explore its absurdity without success. To the lucky few, however, Earth becomes a sort of purgatory, while to others its merely the Limbo state wherein they wait out their 80 years in angst for what is to come.
I know in another thread someone argued that Earth is really hell, but to that vein I'd argue that it is more of Limbo or Purgatory, depending.
>>17277459
>don't you think that Heaven is the real purgatory
I mean Earth. I'm terrible with English
But for what should earth be the purgatory?
Or we all lived somewhere else
Neither Heaven nor Hell exist.