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Al Bielik: time traveler ot batshit crazy autist. Discuss.
>>17790752
Absolute madman.
The myth is that the first time travel mission involved going back to vietnam after papers were released stating that agent orange was plutonium waste, converted into liquid...they also travelled back in time to stop one of the bloodiest massacres of civilians in recent wars...where upto 50k civilians and rebels were killed.
>>17791024
Go on...
are humans the true master race of the universe?
>created by god in its own image
>come in variety shapes, sizes and colors
>extremely intelligent to the point were they can reverse engineer things "for fun"
>extremely aggressive and extremely spiteful
>also extremely sexual; if there's a hole they will find it
>gestation period is long but doesn't stop the fast rate of reproduction
>you can cut multiple limbs off and it will still try to attack you
>you literally have to dismember its head if you want to stop it
i can see why ayylmaos are so fascinated with us. they are jealous that the creator blessed us
No, humans are the worst race.
>>17790557
>some unique being or incredibly advanced race created trillions of races and failed time and time again
>eventually created it right
>makes Humans
>all Aliens are failed creations of humanity
>that's why Aliens abduct us and take our bodily fluids
>Aliens want to create cross breeds because they know that they're genetically doomed
>they want to be like Humanity on a biological level
OP is on to something.
>Extremely intelligent
>There are thousands of alien races that mastered space travel
What do you think exists after death? Is there even an existence at all? Any anons with near-death experience stories?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZplzRg6ZP4
>>17790437
>>17782409
How hard is it to check the catalog before you create a thread?
You're picture isn't even remotely relevant.
You are a deliberate shitposter.
There's the astral and the etheric plane. I've only been to the etheric plane though.
I don't have much to say about it since I only stayed there for like two minutes, but it's basically a replica of this same word. If it's day here, it's day there. If your room is messy here, it'll be messy the same there.
The differences I noticed is that I couldn't turn on my lamp there, I had black tendril things sticking out of my back when I looked in the mirror, and emotions create thought forms.
In my case, my fear created a thoughtform that attacked me, so I retreated back into my body and returned to this world.
Big car with big light in front of my house.
Car with light like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggr5YQYqD0I
Sorry for my bad english
>>17790345
DHS WE KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!!
>>17790358
Please stop.
>>17790363
OPEN UP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mZYzTCFhMI
>>17790273
DHS is monitoring this thread
Where did you get this footage?
What am I looking at?
Is there someone that knows what happen at "1026 N Lincoln St Kennewick, WA" or if someone can find out what happened?
All the windows and the door are sealed, idk if it was because of trespassers or because something happened in there and I would love to know.
The only thing I've gotten so far (if it's true), is that a woman lived there in November 2000 and left the same month. I'm really curious about this so if anyone knows anything, that would be helpful.
Thanks /x/
>>17790223
it's probably a meth house, anon.
people do this so they don't have to pay property tax.
Don't bother breaking in... places like this are shit tier exploration. might find old beer cans or raccoon shit. possibly get black mold poisoning.
>>17790223
duuuuuude I live on Edison wtf thats like 60 seconds from where I live
scary skeleton thread! because nothing is more scary than skeletons!
>>17790071
>nothing is more scary than skeletons!
...except slowly BECOMING ONE yourself...
>>17790078
hm... i need this disease! so i can grow myself claws an become a x-man!
>>17790078
Is it actually real?Sounds sort of cool
just done some research into this, thinking about trying it but wanted to know peoples opinions/ experiences with Astral projection
Try it. Just try not to venture to far or in some cases you leave your body forever.
>when you astral projected for a good 2 seconds and then couldn't because you got cocky and it threw you off
i don't know why i keep only getting glimpses of cool things then it just fades
>>17790823
Any advice on getting out of body? I've tried for a few months but no success. Maybe I need to meditate and be more in tune...
Any paranormal/monster hunters lurking? If so what do you Hunt? And what advice would you give for beginners? Also share stories and experiences of things you have hunted.
>>17789813
Sasquatch hunter here. Actually moving to Maine next month because there's more recorded sightings there than the state I live in currently. I've heard vocalizations, seen what I believe to be footprints, but have yet to ever see one with my own two eyes. It's a dream of mine. I'll die a happy man once I see one. I plan on getting settled in Maine, buying a gun & camping supplies, and spending my free time out in the forests that have hotspots of activity. It's all about just waiting and believing.
i hunt deer
https://cafephilos.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/is-it-possible-to-love-god/
What the fuck does the number 49 symbolize? Going through my old "paranormal journal" (yes, I realize how autistic that sounds) I found out that the number actually showed up more times than I'd ever thought.
>>17789701
what, you can't make sense of your own notes?
49 is 7 7s, which is lucky. Or if you add 4 and 9, they make 13, which is unlucky. Unless you consider that you need to add 1 and 3 to make 4, which is balance! Unless you're Japanese or a turboweeb, in which case it's death. Or maybe it means that this year is the 49ers' year for sure. GO SAN FRANCISCO!
>"paranormal journal" (yes,I realize how autistic that sounds)
Journalling is one of the most god fucking damned important things someone interested in the paranormal can do. You'd know what numbers mean for you if you'd kept yours up.
>>17789939
49ers winning their division is the least believable thing on this board.
Disney Conspiracy thread anyone? I have always been interested in the dark past of Disney. From the subtitle images everywhere to the park incidents at every turn. Discuss and Theorize about the Happiest Hell on earth.
Classic lazy ass summerfag OP, starts thread, contributes nothing.
Anyone got the footage of the ghost around disney?
>in dream
>be at tournament with gf
>it's Harry Potter themed, magic shit and stuff
>it's innawoods, by old farmhouse
>me and gf leaving tournament
>walking by old barn
>sheet hanging on door
>as we walk by, blood splatters across
>nope.png
>got the fuck out and took her home
>we get there, her mom is crying
>gf's pets are slaughtered
>gf thinks we were followed
>go outside to check out bodies
>gruesome af
>go back inside and Dale from King of the Hill is yelling about sinkwankers
>wtf.png
>Dale looks out window and yells like a madman and runs out of house
>I look and nothing is there
>then hear thumping on roof
>get shotgun
>gather gf, mom, and little brother into living room
>sinkwankers descend from roof on telephone and cable wires
>it's a whole fucking pack
>gf little bro flips and books to kitchen
>one is already in house, finds him and literally rips him apart
>gf and gf mom crying
>can't figure out how to use gun, went full retard
>two sinkwankers grab gf mom and take her away
>I aim at nearest one
>it grabs barrel, bends it Hagrid style
>kicks me in the fucking shin, shattering it
>watch as they pin down gf
>rip clothes off
>rape her senselessly in front of me
>inb4 cuck
>snap neck after sinkwanker gangbang
>realize I'm fucked
>begin Lord's Prayer out loud
>hear very tough language
>"God can't help you here."
>feel cold hands on side of head
>a snap like a jaw un hinging
>it affixes jaw around head
>crack of breaking skull then end of dream/nightmare
Can someone help me out? What does this mean? Bothers the shit out of me.
>>17789415
You'll get cucked
>sinkwanker
It means you're a dumbass
>>17789415
>iFunny
Everytime
OKLAHOMA AYYY LMAOS HERE.
Old thread: >>17786027
>inb4 OP doesn't deliver
bump as i catch up
Switching again ? I hope OP doesn't get lost.
what's the greentext where humanity is viewed as monsters and wear suits of power armor and one guy filibusters about something
Also HFY thread
Hello /x/. Like many of you, I believe, I had been nonreligious for a long time but decided I needed something more. I've decided what I believe in is a sort of animism, where there are spirits on earth which are manifestations of the one divine. Spirits of the trees, of the mountains, of the water, ect. I don't have a named pantheon which I honor particularly, because Asatru is for LARPers and since I'm not native American I wouldn't feel right honoring those gods.
I would like to build a simple shrine, somewhere secluded, where I may leave them offerings of food and gifts for protection and guidance. What should be included in such a shrine? Are there named deities I should be aware of? Do any of you have similar beliefs or follow similar practices?
Not interested in any crazy new age stuff or schizophrenic ramblings of tripfags. I'm merely honoring the spirits of the world.
bump
>I needed something more
>need
There's the problem OP, when you realise that your desire is the thing holding you back, you will witness the spirit you seek.
So you don't have a named pantheon because you want to avoid being classed a LARPer, but you come here asking for specific deities to add to your pantheon. And you don't want any crazy new age stuff.
You've come to the wrong place, friend. But since you seem sincere I'll help.
Honoring nature and world spirits is easy. Make an altar with flowers and unearthed stone (stone that needs to be dug out of the ground). Set it up in a place where the wind can pass over it freely if you can. Water the flowers. Clean and bury the stones.
Named deities mostly go against the idea of nature spirits, so no specific tribute is necessary.
>>17789215
Wrong religion.
