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Do you believe in coincidences? I'm talking ridiculously unlikely ones
Or are they too bizarre, even for /x/
>>17261350
I literally just found this at the very bottom of page ten.
>>17263752
9/ 10 11
"too bizarre even for /x/"
yes, OP, it's absolutely bizarre that sometimes things happen that look like other things. that's way too weird for a board full of people who believe the tinfoil hats on their heads protect them from the mind-control rays of the lizard men who run our planet.
PS eat a giant dick
ITT: Pictures you took while you were posessed or somewhere haunted. Or just realistic creepy photos.
This picture came out when I tried to take a picture of my eye in my dead grandfathers house, and I barely remember taking it. But I had snapchat on and this photo came out.
OP not able to use his cellphone camera properly. MUST BE PARANORMAL
>>17260784
eye looks yellow, your liver is failing you stupid fuck
>>17260784
>Pictures you took while you were posessed
If you follow the philosophy of nihilism then wouldn't everything you experience be considered paranormal because it all lies outside the realm of what can be known and quantified?
>>17261851
Everything we experience is the result of evolution, adaptation, natural selection, etc.
And it can be quantified. You can now measure the emotions of a human brain. The electric impulses. The chemicals. Everything.
Welcome to the real world pleb :3
>>17261851
What? No.
>me being 18
>having a friend with family problems
>moves to his own apartment
>mentions pic related book
>friend implying that the entity advices him to make better choices
>next month friend is having a wonderful job
>gets a 8/10 waifu
>couple of years later friend we have a little reunion party of highschool friends
>friend implies that there's a presence beside him 24/7
>OP asks if the presence ever talks to him
>friend says "he never shuts the fuck up"
Did you friend say anything else about the avatar? is it self aware? What does it actually say?
Force harder.
>>17260728
>christians actually believe buddists and hindus and every other non christian will go to hell
lmao you just fell for an vatican psy op
"The spirit is speaking to me. It says... It says it's name is.. 'A Liar. Abraham Liar'
What do you all think of Derek Acorah?
>>17260651
honestly never heard of him, maybe you guys should post info with random guy, no one ever heard of thread.
>>17260668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2WM3CfVURY
>>17260651
Utter cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxk2TMR7zs
Technichally not paranormal, yet reality distorting so I think it fit the theme of this board. Has anyone here used gaslighting for fun to fuck with peoples heads? Or been gaslighted themselves? No moral fags please.
not getting me that easy fbi
too funny, those of you with Gold Accounts check out where OP is posting from
>>17260301
Ha! I know someone from there, I should go check out to see if they're who I think they are.
I need some more of these.
>>17260006
All I got, please help!
>>17260010
THIS is how you do horror.
Hey /x/
So, this is something really mysterious and creepy I've noticed but I rarely ever see dsicussed anywhere on the internet. You know the old "One click and you're in the weird part of YouTube" joke? Well now it's more like, one click and you're in the children part of YouTube. Might not really sound spooky (even though I would argue there are some spooky parts of it) but it's totally bizarre. They're usually really poorly animated clips with odd music with children's fictional characters from all sorts of mediums mashed together. A lot of them are Nursery Rhymes, and the thing is, there's thousands of these channels, some of them have millions of views, some of them barely any, and so many of them use the exact same songs and the same type of animation. This video is a good example of many of the points about these videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZvlupo-H5A
It's god weird models, some of which are almost disturbing, the same songs over and over again and just to put the icing on the cake spiderman flying a nazi plane.
Confused? So am I.
This video by the same channel has 62 million views:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJAiYpyYAjs
The comments are bizarre too. Most of them are just gibberish, obviously bots or something, some of them are similar channels trying to advertise. Like one of the top comments on the video here is named "Disney Cars for Kids" and it's a mix of weird videos about Marvel Heroes, Mickey Mouse, and Cars, but some of the videos don't even have Cars characters.
Just searching Finger Family on YouTube will lead you to thousands of these channels
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=finger+family
Who's behind all this? Why does it all exist and why is there so much of it?
Look at this one. It's about that fucking vacuum cleaner with the face.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ZzZoundAsleep/videos
Continued in next post.
One of the few threads I've seen about this on 4chan, which I saw like a year ago, they were talking about one channel like this but it had some obviously intended to be disturbing. There was really weird things like real mouths being edited onto the characters and stuff, and I think there was some occult stuff in the videos too. The channel didn't have many views, but people who commented things would be replied to with evil-ish things by the channel. I guess it was meant to lure kids in and scare them or something. The guy in the videos had a really heavy german accent. I'm sorry I can't link it, but I'm pretty sure the channel was banned for breaking community guidelines or something.
Anyway, I'd go ahead and delve into this mysterious world yourself. See if you can find anything crazy and/or spooky and bring it back here.
Well OP, I also looked into this in the past, and I found that all these cahnnels are just run by indians, which is why everything is so low quality, everyone has poor english skills and why there are milion of views.
>>17260218
Well...this is very disturbing
Has anyone here had/still have an imaginary friend? I used to think that it was a pretty shitty idea, and was probably used by kids as a way to practice social interaction without having a chance of ruining their reputation with others, but after looking up some remarkably shitty sources it seems like there is a small amount of people who believe that imaginary friends can be created as adults. More than that, they think that with time and effort you can trick your mind into seeing and hearing them, and hold intellectual conversations with them. Does /x/ believe in this, too?
Do you think that imaginary friends can be created? Of any shape, color, or creed? Do you think that it's worth the effort and hassle of creating it just to have a friend? Do you think that the conversations and interactions you have with it would be meaningful, or that, since it's an imaginary friend that you created, you would already know all of it's opinions and would be able to know everything that it would do before it does them?
I've got an active social life and don't have any real need to have to create my own friends, but the thought of having a friend that would never move away or drift apart from me does intrigue me. It doesn't help that I'm a bit of a furry, so the "any size any shape" thing also appeals to me.
Let me know your thoughts, what you would do if you had an imaginary friend that you created, what kind of imaginary friend you would create.
Just remember OP, that this exists: www.hearing-voices.org/
In light of that though, I see imaginary friends as a proactive creation of the mind. If it helps you sort out yer troubles in isolated situations, or helps you practice social interaction, why, I'm all for it.
However, when your imagined cohort intrudes into real life, like that imaginary vagoo you have between your stubbly legs, then I consider it unhealthy. Get your vagoo surgery, or build a robot, but for the love of fucking god don't make me play along with your shitty imaginary world.
My imaginary world is superior. :)
>>17258372
I didn't read all of that but an imaginary friend is nothing but the systems in your brain trying to form it's ID by selectively adhering to and disregarding the brains various attempts at surviving in its environment;
"Touch that bright orange warm thing" = burning your hand
"You should eat more of these, they make you feel good and more aware" = collecting food
An imaginary friend is the remnants of the brain trying to reconcile these apparently separate trains of thought until the dominate one will overpower the latter and it will be forgotten.
Your daily dose of sense from your friendly neighbourhood /x/phile
>>17258372
Me again >>17258404
As for the imagining of a friend, I used to think it was stupid as well, but in my younger years of being an uneragefagg0t I drew a lot of comics and lived in continuous isloation. I'm still in isolation, but I routinely 'converse' with some of the characters from my comics. This may occur in the form of listening to music and imagining the characters play out some kind of scenario (who doesn't do this?), or it could be me on the shitter staring at the white wall in front of me, imagining what I'd say to the robot character who doesn’t poop.
I'm not entirely sure if that counts as imaginary friends, but aside from the hive mind that is 4chan, I've got my imagined comic book characters and white walls to talk to. Imaginary friends rock.
P.S. Aliens are fucking real.
Not in music or poems or any of that shit but true immortality?
I've heard some early achemists came close
what you think?
Comte Saint de Germaine was Francis bacon
>>17259088
True immortality is release from rebirth. Returning to the immortal consciousness that is kal bhairav
>>17259088
Keanu Reeves is just crab. Crabs are do not die from senility.
So let's say that the internet hypothetically "ends" - where just everyone stops using it for 100 years.
200 years later, people from newer societies discover the internet - and everything in it.
This isn't just finding one server, let's just say every server and networking thing was buried, but is fully capable of working when dug up.
What do you think this new community/civilization would think? Would they be "wowed" at the massive amounts of content, or would they think that we're stupid?
I think, at first, they'd be distracted by the cat videos.
They'd think we were faggots
I hope my posts on /x/ are enshrined as a spiritual revolutionary of the 21st century.
>be me
>unknown age, but around 3 or 4 maybe 5
>nothing but darkness
>see many pictures of an older me with my older brother
>photos of me and my familly start to show up and pass trough my eyes
>everything is still dark
>out of fucking nowhere feel like i woke up
>im on a classroom
>in kindergarden
>teacher says "Are you ok?"
>dont fucking know what to do
>what am i
>where am i
>who am i
>just nod slowly
>some time goes by
>classes end
>a woman comes to pick me
>dont fucking know who she is, nor where she is taking me but i feel safe with her
>shes my mom and i didnt knew that
>some years later
>my parents are taking photos to my brother and me
>one of those photos were one of the images i saw when i "woke up" in the kindergarden
>scared as shit
so, can someone explain me what the flying fuck was that? im 20 now and yet i cant find an explanation
did i saw a revelation? anything important? the begining of my life or what?
>pic unrelated btw
Maybe you're a "walk in". Like that ass just got fully savaged by an uncle or some shit and the bodies previous owner was like yeah fuck this. So you're like waiting in the reincarnation line and a spot opens up and why the fuck not.
Some weird extreme depersonalisation is my guess. Sounds intense!
>>17256496
You were 3-5 you just fell asleep in kindergartedn and had a weird dream. End of story.
Is it contradictory to believe in both God and extraterrestrials?
He would have had to send a bunch of Jesus' to all the planets with intelligent life so he could die for all their sins. That sort of sullies the sacrifice, if you ask me.
>>17257674
>sullies it
Nah, it is true that Jesus comes to many different planets.
I think it's an excellent dedication of Love that he caters to every being. big or small.
god or christian god? two entirely different things
>>17257674
With the vastness of both space and dimensions, no I don't think you will be offending anything. It only makes sense in fact. The offenders are people that happily believe in nothing AND parade their ideals around as if they are better people for it.
Hey, /x/, I'd like to have a conversation (and ask a few questions) about something that's been going on with me lately. Let me preface by saying that I'm not particularly attuned to supernatural things, apart from feeling the energy of a room and that kind of thing (which I tend to chalk up to instinct/intuition anyway.)
I will go into detail starting with my first post. I don't have this prepared at all, so any precautionary bumps are appreciated in case I take forever to organize my thoughts. I don't have any creepy stuff saved, so my posts will be accompanied with EMT humor like the one in the OP, unless you guys tell me you really don't like it.
It's hard to say exactly when this all started, on the surface it kind of seems like a string of really bad luck, but it feels more than that if only because it's been happening for so long.
I'll put the ballpark at about 2 months ago this began, starting with simple things like me seeming clumsier than usual. Stuff falling off the shelves when I walk close by, close enough that I think "My jacket must've snagged" but I'm fairly sure it didn't, things of this nature.
I noticed my ambulances having lots of issues. We never get the same ambulance 2 days in a row at my company, there are about 50 total and they each have their quirks, but I started having critical failures with the trucks and equipment practically every shift, to the point that I got written up because my supervisors thought I was either tampering or making stuff up to waste time.
Posting now to avoid pruning, will start getting into the good stuff with the next post
>>17254142
You dont look well?
>>17254174
Forgot 4chan no longer allows selfbump, it's been a while. Anyway, moving on.
When I say critical failure this is what I mean. As far as the trucks go, engine shut-downs out of nowhere, the lights and/or sirens getting stuck on/off, one tire blowout on a highway that would've resulted in a nasty crash if it weren't for my kickass EMT.
As far as the equipment goes, the Lifepak (cardiac monitor/defibrillator) either not showing any heart rhythm, or showing rhythms that are completely wrong. Twice in the last month a printout has saved my job because my treatment was correct for what my monitor showed, but completely wrong for what was actually happening in the patient. Two weeks ago I was working a code (cardiac arrest with chest compressions, etc in progress) and the lock on my drug box broke, we had to transport 15 minutes the hospital without giving any ACLS drugs which might've saved that person's life.
These are all things that you hear about happening, are totally within the realm of possibility, but happening to the same person in such a short span of time seems far too much.
Getting to the spooky stuff next. And feel free to ask any questions, as I said this is being done on the fly I'm sure I will miss some parts of the story and/or explain things oddly
Here is something i have been searching for quite sometime.
I see all my life thru first person perspective (bare with me maen) as if all life is told thru my experiences, like i am ''the one who sees''. As if my conciousness is above everyone else. Basically like i am the protagonist.
Why would i exist in this kind of ''state''? I hate to say i am in some sort of importance, but why would i exist in this ''state'' if im not?
The point is i am out of ideas, i am so deeply desperate i turned here, maybe for some answer of some sort. I probably will be accused for shit post for this but i simply have no other place to turn to, this has dwelled my mind far too long now and its killing me in the most terrible way possible
>>17256316
Soooo, you experience life from 1st person, and memories of some events from a distance? Kinda like over the shoulder? I get that to, sometimes. Not always, just when my sociopathic personality takes over
>>17256331
so you mean i am just a sociopath or mentally ill?
You are more than yourself. Alright so what is souls are like water right, and bodies are like cups. Their are tiny thimbles that are bees and such, and bigger ones, like shotglasses that are cats or something. And there's this cosmic bartender who can magically talk to the glasses. So he fills up the ones that meet certain "orders" Like say, I want a cosmo, it makes a future fat chick out of a bunch of other glasses. Because there are infinite bartenders, and infinite requests, even from the glasses themselves. It's how I see reincarnation.
Basically, we all exist because we, the cosmic bartender, and something else wanted our specific drink combo. Some drinks have more booze than others, and while one is evaporating, there is a connectedness, but some people don't feel it. They're virgin drinks.
You friend are a virgin drink. All filled up with things that taste good, but leave sugary sediment in an undrunk glass. You need to minimize your ego. Grow plants, and then you can be a compassionate protagonist, like me. I don't even mean drugs, I mean dig a hole and piss in it when it rains. Research what grows, learn what each thing is, and how it helps and realize that if you're the protag, the plants are the producers that wanted you. They dreamed about you, they ordered you and gave of themselves to experience you.
