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Augmenting Reality tricks
Mediate, learn to block pain, learn to accelerate time with your mind, learn to feel hot as cold and cold as hot.
After some practice doing the things above Focus on leaving your body and leaving your house while you sit in your chair, When you dream think about those dreams as if they actually happened, Now take deep breaths and imagine you are in a desert and feel the heat and dry air hit your tongue then think about being in the Antarctic and having the ice cold wind blow in your face.
Third step, go to any forest and take off...
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I can block the cold if I get quiet enough
>A group of women in the US claim to have children fathered by aliens - and describe their sexual encounters with extra-terrestrials as the 'best they've ever had'.
>The pair claim that between them, they have 13 children with aliens - and that the conceptions happen either through artificial insemination or real sexual encounters.
>'All of sudden I'm sat next to this green reptilian creature and immediately I'm so sexually turned on looking at this...
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>>17256397
They mean they had children with mexicans
Check out the tail of the snake belt she's wearing, snake is crawling out of...
LSD is a helluva drug...
I'm curious about using this, I've heard its a great book to start on summoning but what's your guys experiances or stories with it? Anything in general will be appreciated
>>17255833
>Using this
The Key is not what you think it is.
Ritualistically it's something very, very different....
And you have to be underage to "use" it.
>>17255833
I have unlocked many holes with dat key, OP. I summoned many demons and shit.
>>17255833
did you honestly think someone would give you a serious answer you fucktard
What the fuck is in my room, /x/?
oh thats gucci mane
Just you you ugly faggot
im exited
if i have a friend i want to be better off money wise what should i do
>>17257656
"I sold my soul to satan and all I got was this lousy eternal torment."
i ask because they mean the world to me, they must come with me but i don't want them to know i done it until it happens then i shown them the black magic i casted some hours ago which i almost fucked up.
I know the laws against this not telling them extra but we are so close to something now i have no choice, hence my sudden alignment with Satan, i am a soldier of Satan
>>17257671
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ME CHILD DO NOT FUCK WITH ME...
I ASKED FOR HELP FROM EXPERIENCED PEOPLE GTFO
>What's your favorite /x/ related thing?
>Anything from pastas to pictures
lookin for inspiration and stuff
/co/mrade here, I've written a comic about
/x/ related stuff./x/ has been one of my favorite boards since the
start and I hate how dead it can be sometimes.
For the comic I've taken a lot of inspiration from
the stuff I've seen posted here and I was wondering if anyone one of you would
be interested in reading something like that.
I've already written a large...
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op here
forgot to mention I'm a girl
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>>17256784
thanks for the reminder I almost forgot.
Write a comedy.
The joke would revolve about your ONE REP MAXES LOL FUCKING REKTTTT
Where do you guys get crystals? The local nature center here sells various ones, but there's gotta be a place online where you can get them pretty cheap in bulk. A couple of the ones here were dyed including the dalmatian and the lapis lazuli. I assume they were still those because I got all the dye off with acetone, but not sure.
ebay or etsy
>>17260260
Fire Mountain Gems deals in mostly beads and cabochons, but they have some tumbled stones. They're highly reputable about sourcing (if it's dyed or treated, they'll tell you), but you have to buy fifteen or more items at a time to get a decent pricing tier (a hundred to get the best), so there's that.
Basically, stones aren't both cheap and nice. For cheap, you get dyed stuff and low quality quartz points, the sort of junk you find at gift shops in tourist traps.
Go to your local magazine retailer, buy a copy of a jewelry craft magazine, and look at the ads.
So, I dont know how much this info might tickle you guys but I heard that the military has these gloves that can be put on a person and remotely doctor can perform surgery using special glasses. I also heard that gas and propulsion dont work in space but magnets are actually used. Also that theplanets are being harvested for new material and that is why 4 new elements have been discovered. Also we are communicating with aliens but not like hello and hi but with sounds and color. I dont know how real this is but maybe just maybe it is
I heard it says gullible in your forehead
You really didn't want to go on this trip.
You sit in the backseat, sulking and anxious. Your friends are having a fun time laughing about how creepy and dark it is while they navigate their way through the woods with their headlights on, not that it helps.
The whirling of the snow is like the wailing of a banshee.
Modern GPS is a savior, you hear them keep saying. Without it they would have been lost ages ago, and then they would've had to wait till morning in the car.
That doesn't make it feel any better.
They're not dumb....
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Your friends decide they need to do something. They propose getting out of the car and pushing or dragging it out of the small ditch. It shouldn't be too hard. You really really don't want to join them, and they say that's ok. They get out of the car.
It's lonely now.
You look out the window again. Still nothing but darkness and the wailing snow. Shouldn't you have heard them doing something by now? A minute goes by, still nothing. There are no noises save the car and your own heartbeat.
You really shouldn't have gone on this...
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Is that it fggt?
>>17260170
You wake up.
Your friends are banging on the car, they are yelling.
Screaming.
The doors are locked.
You reach over to unlock one of the doors, but you stop.
Are these your friends?
Between the darkness and the blizzard everything on the outside is obscured.
The figures look about the right size.
The voices sound about right.
They are getting louder.
Desperation is settling in.
The doors are locked.
I have some time to kill and I'm pretty lonely where I am right now. I was thinking about doing a short trip to get away from work (which I absolutely detest) and life in general.
Next thing I was thinking about was, where to? And what should I do when I go there? Maybe there are cool places, preferably in Germany or close by.
I'm open to suggestions on doing something x-related. Maybe someone of you has any tips about how I could decide for a place and what possibilities there are to do something exciting that get one's mind of the horrors of daily life.
>>17260015
No matter where you go, the destination is always yourself. Change your destination. A good location to do it in is helpful, but not the key.
>>17260021
I know I have a lot of stuff to work. But right now I simply don't have the strength but the desire to get out.
>>17260035
You can go anywhere and do anything to the same effect. It's just going and expecting change, transformation, whatever isn't the same as doing something transformative. You go expecting jerusalem syndrome and all you get is delhi belly.
My usual advice is a music festival. Sharing in an aesthetic with others is outright magical, assuming you aren't clinically depressed. All you can expect is a good time, and a bad one can still be fun.
LPL rex has stated that he has psychic powers over weather
The day he reveals himself this massive blizzard snowstorm comes
That is not coincedence
He even uploaded a video where he accidentally set his neighbor's house on fire while revealing himself here
His last hint was Sverker
>Sverker
What could that mean?
Except they'd been warning about this storm for almost a week
>>17259871
You're right, LPL never mentioned this storm
Who is LPL rex?
Creepy craigslist find thread?
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/for/5386163278.html
>>17259695
Too spoop
1111287812827 919327 19325912121128 1711 181951111 1891613327 1634212127230
A=0 and so on
You need to place dashes to the decrypted message so it becomes a question. I have no idea wtf this is. Sent me by friend
>>17259673
by a=0 do you mean
b=1
c=2
or what?
>>17259673
>>17259679
Using pure logic and this set of rules here's what I came up with so far:
11112ihi12ich j19dch 19d25j12121121 1711 1819f1111 18j1613dch 16de21212hda
Sorry OP but your friend's just fucking with you.
Is there a spooky/eerie /x/ books guide or infographic?
Anyone have any recommendations?
Looks pretty interesting OP. Black sun and a house built in the barren land. Did you read it?
>>17259655
Yeah, of course m8, it's classic lovecraftian horror.
Definitely worth a read if you haven't.
The ebook or audiobook should be really easy to get online.
>>17259618
>King in Yellow
>Perdido Street Station, I guess
Fuck most lovecraft, he has moments but the stories that frame it are lackluster.
It all depends on the kind of spoopy shit you want. Extradimensional horror isn't really my thing.
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