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Ask me anything.
I come to educate humans. If I could, I would kill them all, but we know thats not going to happen. I have to work with them, compromise with them. I will plant an idea in there head that they will think they thought of themselves, like in the popular movie 'inception'.
https://youtu.be/vW3i1oIHoTE
>>17819297
Sorry, but the throne has already been taken by another
It is too late, now, for your desires to manifest,
but if it is indeed what you desire most, then surely you will find a way.. to bide your time.. while you wait.. for the next cycle
>>17819297
Hiya'! I will read and collate anything you wish to offer as education. My passion in life is to curate expressions of consciousness in all its forms.
Two questions come to mind at this moment:
Before you learned that complex life was counter productive, did you pursue a lifestyle of complex life?
Did your realization that complex life was counter productive come as a result of experience? If so, what else will you tell me about the experiences that led to that realization?
Why is my penis so small?
Some autist spotted this thing on google earth west of deception island in antartica. What the fuck is this? It's fucking massive, bigger than a blue whale
https://www.rt.com/viral/347175-kraken-monster-found-antarctic/
>>17818886
Cthulhu fhtagn
>>17818886
nigga thats the head of a surfacing giant squid. he probably died
Looks like a feeding baleen whale.
Their mouths get freakishly engorged when they're feeding.
OMG, DID YOU FAGGOTS HEAR THAT CHUBBY'S SUICIDE TAPE IS CONFIRMED TO EXIST??
Maybe some of the claims of seeing it were valid after all.
Do you guys think it will ever leak?
>upcomign movie
>more and more these breads
nice pr you fucking shill.
>>17818869
OMG back 2 reddit guyz
Everyone knows it exists. You just have to accept it won't come out
I have it but I'll only release it if you say the secret phrase.
What do you guys have about 'shadow government'?
>>17818777
nigga how you gonna focus on a shadow government when our actual government is throatfucking us daily??
>>17818777
>>17818788
Illuminati confirmed.
>>17818796
sorry, wasn't my intention to get gets.
>>17818788
well, and still, the vast majority swallowing it.
I recently came across the Russian Numbers station UVB-76 or "The Buzzer" does anybody else here have any experience with any other numbers stations?
>>17818759
Jesus kid numbers stations have been around for at least 60 years. Wikipedia is your friend, as is SDR (software defined radio) that will allow you to listen to many of them.
They get hypnotic. I still prefer listening to ATC, but a good numbers station will do when I want to sleep.
four
five
two
six
one
one
three
two
>>17818784
THE NUMBERS
>>17818851
MASON!
I have this really weird fear/disturbing thing where when I see shit like a skull with multiple teeth in it or one time I had a dream where my back was really skinny and most of my back was bone and tons of the bone was sticking out in small fragments. It's really odd and I get goosebumps whenever I see shit like it. Anyone relate?
>>17818180
How is that scary? It's a child skull - you can see the adult teeth under the child teeth. If anything, it's sad.
>>17818180
anon are those your teeth?
can you also post photo of your back bone that you saw in your dream please
>>17818180
>I had a dream where my back was really skinny and most of my back was bone and tons of the bone was sticking out in small fragments.
that is very scary, maybe that dream was a warning about some accident or shit.
>>17818246
Pictured me sitting down, legs crossed. Black is bone, kinda like what I saw. I remember while seeing it in my dream, feeling really jittery and grossed out.
It started years ago when I saw a womans face twist and morph. Then I noticed once in a while something seemed to morph my face. Then I saw people turn into completely different people...
Who all has seen or experienced God changing them?
>>17818045
>OP
Schizophrenia is a severe brain disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior. Contrary to popular belief, schizophrenia isn't a split personality or multiple personality.
Hi OP, you're kinda cute
Lets go out sometime OP
Is the cannibal sickness a myth? It seems like something the government would lie about to prevent people from eating eachother. Cannabalism goes back to the early tribes. Is it really as bad as they say?
>>17818037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
It's a type of spongiform encephalitis caused by prions. It's the same as Mad Cow disease or Scrapie in sheep. There are five known types that affect humans, Kuru being the one most known for transmission via cannibalism. The spread is also primarily through the brain tissue, as researchers noted the tribe's females (who ate the less desirable parts of the body, including the brain) were 8 times more likely to contract the disease than the males.
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>>17818037
Yes, kuru is a government plot to keep you from realizing how delicious human meat is and setting off an apocalyptic spiral of cannibalistic hedonism. There is nothing else keeping humanity from devolving onto a cannibalism induced extinction.
Cannibalism makes wendigos
Don't do it kids
pic related
>Be me
>12 or 13 years old
>Wake up with the pattern on the pic related imprinted between my eyebrows
>Imprint just like if you fall asleep on a remote and it stays there for like 5 minutes
>Mine stayed for 3 days
>I sleep on my back and the dots were perfectly aligned in a diamond
Any insight?
>>17817405
You should be able to figure it out.
Try to remember the times they visited.
You're diagonal krillin
>>17818544
fuck i had this as well as OP and got called krillin all the time.
Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
>What's this Divination thing all about?
The practice of seeking knowledge of the future or the unknown by any of a variety of means.
>I'm new to this, help!
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New readers should post that they're offering...
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>>17817261
* If you'd like a reading from me, click "Reply" on this post and submit the information (as much or as little as you feel comfortable with) that's indicated at the bottom of this post.
>WELCOME
I am Onymous because I am known. I am Chironymous because I have taken the role and name of Chiron, the archetypal Wounded Healer.
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Chironymous here, doing readings for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a response before thread's end! And I may even post your response in the next thread if this one ends!
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>Wacky Scry
- Scrying with Old Television Static - an old widescreen CRT television set with analog tuner - silhouettes/outlines and symbols
>Other
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>INFORMATION
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***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
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Anyone willing to do a reading?
I am 22, Capricorn. Can give more info if needed. You can call me "E".
An old crush of mine is back and I am wondering if this time will she be interested in me as a "boyfriend" or just as a friend.
So if you can give some insight about it I'll appriciate it! Thanks anyway :)
>>17817272
>The darkest hour is right before dawn.
>Quinn
>18
>Libra
>I'm pale af
>USA
>My next BF is what?
>Wacky Scry
Have you ever tried to learn magic or any paranormal skills?
If magic was real then anime would be real.
>>17816524
shortext thread
Once I tried to grow flowers out of a clay pot but all I managed to grow was mould
i don't have anything to contribute for this, but someone in another thread mentioned this. I don't know what a face eater is, but this is a story thread for these phenomena
>>17816177
Spooky. Good luck, I hope someone contributes. I have a spoopy story, but it was so long ago. I'll post if you want it, but it's really not to crazy.
>>17816737
all contributions are welcome
>>17816753
I don't know what dog men or face eaters are, but here's my only spoopy story.
>Be 7 years old
>Parents out for the night
>Grandma is baby sitting
>I stay in my parents queen size bed watching TV
>Look away from TV and see something
>Its a very tall, pitch black, lanky figure
>I looked...
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Okey /x/ I'm in for a spooky mood right now. Give me some youtubers that talk or report about paranormal stuff. Or just share paranormal stories you've experienced or read
>>17815948
Read the catalog, you lazy ass. We're not here to spoonfeed you.
This is Dan Bell explores spooky abandoned shit is a really good photographer has a creepy feel to his vids.
steal from lesbian
how to join cult?
which cult is best cult?
Offer your first born to baphomet. We will come to you
>>17815322
Roman Catholic. Biggest cult on the planet. Bigger than even Islam, the second biggest cult on the planet.
>>17815322
Flush your head down the toilet and teleport yourself to a new land.
Hey /x/
So Witches and Wiccans
Regardless of their supposed connection to divine powers and shit, they brewed potions that had a multitude of effects--health, love, etc... Are any of these old recipes published/viewable online? Have you made any before?
>>17815133
>divine powers and shit
Millennial wordsmith detected
>Are any of these old recipes published/viewable online?
Have kids now a days never heard of Google, or are they just that damn lazy?
http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells/love_spells/page.html
http://www.changeyourlifespells.com/love.php
http://spellshelp.com/Spellsbook/love_spells.php
>>17815145
I appreciate the help. These are spells though, right? Not potions. Anything I can brew?
I ask because not everything you get off Google is useful. I don't frequent /x/ (I frequent /v/ and /p/), so I was kinda wondering if there was a pastebin or something like that.
http://www.wishbonix.com/white-magic-true-love-spell/
this is a good one, I once tried it and it worked wonders for a friend. This spell is not to force love but instead to find true love.
