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I keep having recurring visions of a sphere with a diameter of Graham's number, somewhere outside the multiverse. Is it possible such a thing could exist, /x/?
>I keep having recurring visions of a sphere with a diameter of Graham's number
Sound legit.
>>16925758
I don't think an object like that is anywhere within the realm of human comprehension.
Sleeping people tend to attach meanings to images regardless of whether they actually belong together.
That being said it is fun to speculate on such things. It's not really possible for an object to exist "outside" of a universe. There isn't any space and therefore there can't be any mass.
But the universe is infinite, as mind boggling as that is, the space is there for such a sphere, and it wouldn't even make the it cramped in here..
>>16925758
use your units. use your fucking UNITS, OP
>watching Back to the Future
>principal starts getting enraged
>gets in Morty's face
>actor's scales flare up on his neck
>OP a millennial
>gets info about the world from TV and film
>can't figure out why life seems so odd
Those are called wrinkles. Skin gets wrinkles.
>>16925725
>Morty
thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW3NW7OIWDw
I think anyone that types that stupid redditt phrase for aliens should be beat to death with a bat.
Op is faggot??
>>16925685
>reddit phrase
go back to reddit pls. no one likes you
Do you remember this bone? Thread is lost now. So what happened? Any news?
Pic related
>>16925654
I remember that thread. The guy just freaked and left. I don't think he came back.
looks like a rock shaped like a pelvic bone....
>>16925769
Some guy found a bunch of different human bones buried in his backyard. He assembled some of them and /x/philes concluded that they were all human, but from different bodies etc.
I didn't save the pics tho.
So, /x/ how does one think like Sherlock Holmes without being psychic?
OP's goal in life: Be a fictional character
Sherlock Holmes solves crime by:
>being extremely intelligent - knowing a great amount about a great number of subjects
>being extremely detail oriented
>having incredible deductive reasoning
>being fictional
>>16925592
Almost impossible. He sees brick dust on someones shoe and callouses on their hands then thinks a bricklayer. It really could be that he walked through a construction site and his callouses are from jerking off too much.
What do you think of the secret society of magicians vs. the "shaman" role in many societies? Do they reflect fundamentally different conceptions of what magic is and what its role should be? For those of you who believe in magic, do you think either of these is more worthwhile than the other?
What's your opinion of the booming popularity of things like "neo-shamanism," and how do you think spirits feel about all these strangers suddenly blowing up their phones after they were mostly left alone aside from the occasional ritual summoning for like 150 years?
I do not like the .be silent sbout your Work" aspect of occultism. I very much prefer the idea of being a shaman/"granny witch" who is looked to for answers by the commuty etc to being a self-serving emotional recluse.
Lonely.jpg
>>16925518
Yeah. Actually, some forms of magic were quite openly accepted even in Christian Europe for a very long time. The idea that "witches" were being burned left and right is largely a myth, though it did occur on occasion when someone was believed to have been engaging in sorcery (defined as malevolent magic intended to harm others).
I'm sorry you're lonely.
As Bob Dylan put it, you got to serve somebody. In magic or esoterics that's yourself or humanity. I don't have a judgement about whichever is best for you at the time.
I was trained from a young age by both government employees and private corporations as part of a program designed to create a new global elite. I know that given all of the roleplaying here that you probably won't believe me, but oh well because this is for shits and giggles.
Ask me anything except for stuff that would expose who/where I am.
What is your name and where are you?
>>16925493
Who put the pyramid on 67P
>>16925499
Tabula Nocte, we're on /x/.
>>16925500
No clue.
Anyone here summoned a demon/spirit? What was your experience like? Any sources//instructions/tips for doing so? I've been curious about doing so for some time. Dont bother posting just to tell me not to do it, at least explain why.
>>16925473
understanding the keys of Solomon makes anything possible.
>keep practicing
>>16925473
Sorry to tell you, but this spirit business is all fake as shit. Look up some research if you don't believe me. See ghost in a house? Most likely carbon monoxide starting to poison you. Have premonitions of the future, or de ja vu? mini seizures in the brain.
Guys, If a time machine has been invented and only a small number of people out there know about it how would i go about finding those people?
Post a picture that's been posted about a million times on 4chan and they'll contact you. You are special, they can sense that. Only you can save the world!!!
You invent a betting game were people have to predict random numbers to get a huge payout.
>>16925469
>What is damn near any form of gambling?
Alright, so here's my situation.
There's been this ghost in my house and I know he's occupying a mask that I own.
It's a nice mask, and I need to use it for a film project. However, I don't want him causing shit by someone putting it on. So, I came up with a solution.
I proposed to the ghost that I can give him a more suitable vessel if he can help me out. My idea is that I let him occupy a different mask, one that I don't mind giving away, and then I give that mask to this one asshole who screwed me over a while ago. Then the ghost gets a better host, and I get revenge. Two birds, one stone.
Only problem is, I don't know how to attach a ghost to something else. Do I use a sigil or some shit? Or can the ghost just give his consent? Anyone that has any tips please fill me in.
self-bump because i need this
>>16925421
where are the answers folks? someone just throw me a bone here
>>16925406
You could try sex magic, but it's not without risks if you're uninitiated to the proper rituals.
One of you will assume the male/dominant/sending role and don the cursed object while the female/submissive/receiving wears the empty vessel. If you can't find any willing ladies two guys can work as well. Just make sure balls aren't touching (unless you're into that thing you sick puppy).
~WOT Warning~
I live in Northern New Mexico, in the hills in the outskirts of a moderately sized city. My house is actually in a valley; the further you go away from the city the more mountainous the terrain gets. A mountain sort of looms over the area, it isn't huge or anything but it's far taller than anything nearby and the face you can see from my house is really sheer.
There's a single trail that leads to the peak of the mountain and i hike it all the time. It takes about 30 minutes to get to the trailhead and the hike to the peak takes about 2 hours. It's a really pleasant hike and the view from the top is gorgeous. It isn't a super popular trail or anything but that appeals to me.
I'm a night owl and i smoke on and off so sometimes i'm outside late at night. I can see the peak of the mountain (pic related, to the left) from my backyard so i can see it at night when i'm having a cigarette. About a month ago around midnight i first noticed a light at the peak. People around here like to take night hikes and a powerful flashlight would definitely be visable at that distance so it's not all that unusual. What was unusual was that the light stayed constantly bright and didn't move for 20 minutes, and then suddenly shut off. I stayed outside for another half hour but the light never returned. I didn't know what to make of it but i shrugged it off and forgot about it for a while.
>>16925360
A week later i was outside again at midnight and i saw the light again. Just as before it stayed constant and unmoving for 20 minutes and then when dark. This was kind of beyond weird so I decided to go out the next night at the same time to check it out again. Sure enough, that night it was there and behaved the same way. I timed it this time, it came on right at 12:20 and turned off at 12:42. Since then I've watched the peak on most nights and every night i have it has been out there at the same time and done the same thing, with at the most one minute of variation. I've been up to that peak dozens of times and there's nothing up there at all. All that lies beyond it is more mountains and none of them have radio towers on them.
What the fuck. I'm not the kind to get creeped out easily but this is too weird. I've only done a night hike once before but i'm determined to go up there and see wtf is happening. I'm not working on Thursday so i'm going up there Wednesday night. I'm going to start the hike around 10pm so I'll get up there right as the light normally turns on. I'm going to bring my camera, a hunting knife, and some water, nothing else. I'm definitely creeped out but i have this really intense drive to find out what's up with this. I told my neighbor I'm going on a hike at that time (i didn't tell him about the light because he's the kind of guy who would make a huge effort to talk me out of it) and he's going to check in on me in the morning to make sure i get back ok.
Tomorrow I'll take some better pictures with a real camera.
Some background: I worked for the New Mexico Forest Service on a trail crew for 3 months this past summer. I spent 3 months straight living, working, and shitting in the woods. If you've been to New Mexico, you'll know it's got a strange vibe to it. I read about this before coming but I really couldn't anticipate just how true it is.
Op, could it have been a star in between trees?
Wicca is powerful magic. It leaves marks on the spellweavers who practice it. The following are the most prevalent witches' marks.
*Youthful appearance. Most wiccans, likely through the use of their Magick, take on the countenance of a girl in her teens. They often take extra steps to maintain this ruse, in the form of homunculi or ensorcelled adults kept in their household and used as servants, while maintaining an elaborate roleplay to the public as though they were the witches parents. On occasion it's a father and a mother, but usually it's just the mother - they only really need one, so often just maintain the appearances of a single parent household.
*Changes in hair color. The Magick seems to actually alter the color of the hair of the witch. Shades of pure black or red, similar to that of mundane women who dye their own hair the first time achieve.
*Morbid Obesity. The power of wiccans Magick innundates their bodies, expanding them from the inside out. If you ask them what they eat, you will be shocked - the more powerful the wiccan, and thus the heavier, the healthier the diet they will profess to eat.
*Compulsion to wear tacky jewelery. Rings, earrings, facial piercings, cheap, tacky necklaces, all sorts of things. Generally of cheap metals, silver at the most, with stones of little to no actual value. Crystals are common but opaque stones of bright/eye catching colors are the norm.
*An excessive love for incense and scented candles far beyond that of the average girl in her teens and twenties. Upon seeing their candle menagerie, one might assume that they are trying to mask the odor of their unwashed, bloated bodies, or the pizza boxes under their bed, or the poorly maintained litterbox of their familiar (it will look like a cat and have a florid, overly serious name), but scented, colored candles are powerful tools in ritual Magick.
Please sisters and brothers, if I have left off anything, speak up!
>>16925129
Look i saw some wicca girl describe a love spell ritual here once and let me tell you I got scared.
The shit is they dont know the theory but they don't need to, and women are the ones to generally have a more intuitive understanding of this bizzness. And that she had, she understood ritual better than i do, and i've been reading occult stuff for years.
And yeah i wouldn't want to be on the "target" end of any of that shit. Honest.
>>16925129
>Most wiccans, likely through the use of their Magick, take on the countenance of a girl in her teens
Really bitch?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LL_6PP2qNghM6jOojLNOwovA&v=Dc3CYYte_f4
>>16925231
Most. Some of the truly powerful radiate the power of womanhood and the strength of being a single mother (because why keep one man when you can choose any, when you want, how you want?) so strongly that even the strongest glamour cannot hide it. These mighty witches show the counteance of a middle aged woman, however still, the other marks, the dyed hair, excessive jewelery, and familiar (especially in the form of cats), collection can be taken to even more extreme levels.
Not all witches bear all marks, but most at least a few.
Sup /x/, I'm thinking about doing my first "Urban Exploration" with some friends. We've decide to look around this semi creepy looking abandon spa in our neighborhood. Any general tips on what to bring or to expect? Will be taking pictures and posting them here once we go next month. Also share your urban exploration stories!
>>16925107
This is in New York right?
I think I've been here
>>16925107
Urban autism more like it, leave the exploring to us /pol/lacks you filthy fucking kike
>>16925139
OP here,
Yeah its in the Westchester
As radio waves have drastically increased in the last years does this have an effect on us humans?
Off to /sci/ with you, knave.
Cancer
Yes, and there's this too.
http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2010-11/wi-fi-radiation-killing-trees
Cut yourself off from human contact. Unplug the telephone. Board up the windows. Don’t answer the door. You have to remain completely isolated. No internet, no TV, no pets, no companionship. Not even an imaginary friend. How long you need to stay like this depends on who you are, it could take years. You should probably stock up on supplies.
Humans are social creatures. Isolation has a powerful effect on the human mind. After a while your mind will start to play tricks on you. The shadows will morph into menacing creatures. You’ll hear strange noises. This isn’t some otherworldly creature playing with you. No, this is simply you losing your mind.
One morning, the front door will be open. You are now free to leave. Don’t get exited though, your lonesomeness is far from over. The outside should look the same as you remember, but devoid of life. Get in your car and drive, the direction doesn’t matter. No matter how far you drive, you won’t see another living thing, not even plants.
You’ll drive through huge sprawling cities, unlike any metropolis you’ve ever seen. But they will be completely empty. Eventually your car will run out of gas. You’ll have to continue on foot. You can sleep when you get tired, but you will only dream of wandering through darkness, all alone.
Eventually, when you can barely even remember what a human face looks like, you will find yourself standing in the community where the person most dear to you lives. It will be dark and raining heavily. Shadowy, human like figures will be walking about, chatting happily to each other, and going about their daily business. Ignore them. I know that you are utterly desperate for companionship, but these shades do not make good company. It’ll be extremely hard to fight the urge to join them, but you’ve made it this far on your own, you can go just a little longer.
Go to the place where you would expect to find that person you hold so dear, and you will find them. They won’t be the same as how you remember the though. Nothing will be left of them but a dead, rotten, corpse. In their hands they will clutch and umbrella. Lean down and ask them “Why must they be isolated?” They corpse will remain silent, but the answer will form in your mind. The corpse’s grip will loosen, and you may take the umbrella.
When you leave, you will see that the world has gone back to the way it was. For the first time in ages, you will see real flesh and blood people. Don’t worry, you’re lonesomeness is over, feel free to join you’re fellow human beings. If you check a newspaper, you will find that not a day has passed since you started this quest, though if you keep reading, you will also find that the person you got your umbrella from, the person who you thought meant more to you than anything, has mysteriously vanished. Don’t worry; you have your object, that’s all the company you really need, right?
The umbrella is object 1996 out of 2538. It’s been very lonely; won’t you reunite it with its brethren?
yo i didnt think people still gave a shit about his whole "Holder" business
actually pretty neat to see a new one
