I'd say 50%+ of all new threads are shitposts about GO. Either use the fucking general, or go back in time to abort yourself.
>>27027739
I would take Roothoot x100000000000 than this shitit's not bad for a mobile game I guess though
>>27027764
I'm not saying it's bad, it's just the fags that keep making new threads saying 'wtf there arent any pogeymon in my hosue'. and the like.
>>27027739
It's only just come out, it'll die down.
Are you going to cry when S/M is released and everyone wants to discuss it?
>Be Me 10 at night
>Bored AF
>Oh hey Pokemon Go servers are up
>Go for a walk
>Find woman struggling to catch a pidgey and help her out
>Make friends
>Turns out she is a mother of two
>See a PokeStop in Rec Center nearby
>It is 10:30 at this point so it is closed
>Challenge...
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>>27027590
dude adopt the kids
>>27027590
why would you need to trespass, you just need to be near the property
We had to get into the pool area to be anywhere near the Pokestop
Hey guys, I haven't played Pokemon since Gen 5 (I didn't play Black or White 2, just Black 1) anyways, I recently got a NEW 3DS (Pic related), and I have $51 on the eShop. I'm debating between Pokemon X/Y or Xenoblade Chronicles. I haven't played either game, but one of my friends wants me to get Xenoblade. What do you guys think I should do?
>>27027563
Xenoblade Chronicles.
Pokemon is great, don't get me wrong, but you can't pass up one of the greatest games ever made for 40$.
>>27027563
well if you're so hard up on cash you can't get both i'd suggest passing on x/y/oras since the new games come out in 3 months
>>27027563
Xenoblade, then wait for the new Pokemon games to come out in like, November.
>>27027354
Red
>>27027354
Blue because blue
>>27027354
Blue
Let's come up with fun Pokémon GO games we'll all be too lazy to organize.
>[insert pokemon] catching contests
>similar to the bug catching contest, whoever catches the biggest/most/strongest of a certain pokemon wins within a certain amount of time
Capture-the-base
>teams of 2 or 3 opposing factions
>each team starts with one gym
>first faction to claim all opposing teams' gyms is the winner
>>27027343
Lets make a weedle catching contest
>>27028097
>Weedle
Everyone knows Caterpie is the better of the two.
A thread for forgettable pokemon
>>27027172
ORAS, Nigga
ITT: Pokemon that have weird stats/BST (examples below)
>Vanillite has a higher attack than Onix
>Parasite has a lower BST than Dunsparce
>Plusle and Minun have the same BST as Dugtrio. Ratticaye has more.
>Rotom (normal) has a lower BST than Cherrim and Lumineon
>Many early game Gen 1 Pokemon have extremely low BSTs. Not Golduck. He ties Gengar at 500, and beats Talonflame, most fossils, Bisharp, Scrafty,...
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>>27027043
Pokémon BST don't Canonically exist in Pokémon Earth.
>>27027043
oh_look_its_this_thread_again
>Parasite
>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This...
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PTC WHEN
Have we heard about Trainer club accounts yet
Post your poke go teams
"Team"
My current boys. I hate when you defeat a gym and the servers crash
>>27026938
>no nicknames
shit team
What's your nearest poke spot?
I'm playing x and caught this guy, he's level 19 now and hasn't gotten enough friendliness to evolve, is it going to take too long to evolve and I'm going to miss on good moves?
>>27026861
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/183.shtml
Use Serebii next time, and if you REALLY need to evolve, save now, and walk/bike around until you think it's sufficient enough. Right now you're potentially losing out on Aqua Tail, one of its strongest moves, next level.
>>27026904
>aqua tail
niga are you trollin? Waterfall is infinitely better
>>27026924
>implying OP is at a high enough team level/badge count to get that
You had below expectations and didn't even think about it until it actually released.
Apologize.
>>27026809
wow someone complaining on the internet because some game didn't match each and every one of their expectations. that's totally new!
Saw it thought it was awful, played it and still think its awful.
i would like to see sucking this games dick backtracking however i suspect a good majority of the go players on /vp/ have spent less than 24 hours on this board.
>>27026809
Apologize for what? It's still pretty bad, but like most mobile games should be treated as short time wasters for things like commutes and shit.
Even my fucking mom is playing GO.
normies come and go
they ruined pepe
don't worry, the fans will always be the biggest autists
>>27026734
REEEE Normies even steal our handicap.
WE SHOULD BE THE ONLY AUTISTS.
They've infested this board with their shitty freemium grinder game
I always said /vp/ can't get any wose, someone took that as a personal challenge
how do i de-evolve my porygon z back to porygon 2?
>>27026535
Game freak haven't introduce a way yet.
>>27026535
I have bad news for you...
But seriously, they should rethink how Porygons work. I would rather have branched evolutions with different perks and downsides than a single borked evolution line
>>27026535
maybe if you format it. It would become porygon then you evolve it once again.
The rest of it
https://media.giphy.com/media/zxNZyNf59W4zm/giphy.gif
its fake until its real
>>27026485
Add 5 moves.