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How would the world react?
Any chance of surviving the parasite quarantine in real life?
>>17745489
I think and hope it is going to kick off the new age of heroes, as long as my part in it is one I want. Starting most likely with creatures, large and small, followed by their creators and other high powered beings.
World will become something great, if so. It makes sense, as well. Theoretically, beings who can live for long periods of time would probably sleep for weeks, months, years, decades etc at a time to avoid getting bored. Many of them are also probably very powerful.
>>17745489
Sorry, but not happening buddy. Square cube law, the creatures bones would shatter under it's weight.
>>17745513
what if it had titanium carbon nano tube alloy bones?
So there's been a lot of prophets over the years, specifically Muhammad. What kinds of things did they actually prophesize?
The end of the world and the eventually victory of the "the chosen" (people who do what I say). Still waiting on those.
>>17745042
>So there's been a lot of prophets over the years, specifically Muhammad. What kinds of things did they actually prophesize?
This reads like a homework assignment at a junior college level World Religions 101 class.
Muhammad was sure the most specific prophet.
I've been in telepathic contact with the creators of the Earth and our species. Right now we're just communicating with ideas so I can't get specific information like their names.
Anyone know about the ancient humanoids with the elongated heads? What they were called and where they were on earth in the past?
I know some old tribes used to try and elongate their heads with tight wrapping but the beings I'm talking too are actually very advanced beings capable of manipulating reality with thought.
3.1415926... C-Loud
>>17743556
>I've been in telepathic contact with the creators of the Earth and our species.
If you're in telepathic contact with our entire species then what do you need to post messages for? You should just be beaming ideas right into our collective heads.
If you were talking to the creater, wouldn't they know what the ancient humanoids were called considering they made them?
>>17743567
As I said I can only communicate psychically with ideas. Specific words and sentences are not possible at this time.
I somehow ended up discovering these weird ass Youtube channels full of childrens songs, mainly just focused around this daddy finger rhyme in particular and it's fucking weird. They have millions of views and are full of comments that make no sense. There's hundreds of these videos. My theory is bots generating and commenting but I really have no idea. Anyone seen this before or have any idea what it is? Here are some examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdKsFfq6_No
https://www.youtube.com/user/HeyKidsNursery/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=p
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc5N-uzuHM1f53qv3vxAsdQ/videos
I...
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The biggest point if disagreement between my 3 year old son and myself on YouTube channels is ChuChuTV. Check it out it's terrible but he really likes it.
>>17740860
There's already a YouTube thread.
>>17697572
>>17740860
probs just 3 year old kids learning to talk
Any of you have any experience with summoning a succubus? I'm thinking of contacting a daughter of Lilith, but I'm not sure about the risks involved.
TL; DR succubus thread
>>17739041
Fuck off, you boring cunt.
>>17739161
What kind of higher self do you have /x/?
>>17738621
Me, just higher. I'm 182, and my higher self is 2 meters tall
>>17738621
My higher self is a metaphor, iam the some total of all of my incarnations.
>>17738621
no idea.. probably hates me, ignores me, i feel bad.
can we get an alternate reality game thread going?
>What's your favorites?
>Recommendations?
>Any ongoing args?
Everyman hybrid was/is a cool one
Here's the nightmind explanation:
https://youtu.be/L-0gD2jU98Y
Plus they got a great taste in music
How come I only ever really see something like this on /x/, and rarely ever a different variant somewhere else?
Seems like it'd be a fun way to kill some time, and I'm usually pushed away from visiting /x/ for so many reasons, so I end up missing out on stuff like this.
>>17731192
Check out nightmind, he's pretty cool and is usually up to speed with that kinda stuff
>>17731200
You got it. Because this stuff seems genuinely pretty interesting.
How spooky is your city/town/area?
>forest where 8 bodies were found
>house where doctor supposedly slaughtered his family
>salon that police refused to pass by because 2spoopy4them
>various other local stories
I'd say breddy sp00py
There's an abandoned barber shop in my town square, if you go inside you'll probably see dead rats and grafitii.
Well my city is home to the most haunted school in america, i've heard some fucking crazy stories. The most famous one is the spirit appearing in a graduating class picture that's still framed up in the lobby. Just recently they found an underground labyrinth of tunnels under the school. Some other random spooked locations as well, so 7/10 i guess.
Any conspiracy theories about what's deep down the ocean?
>>17730538
Water
>>17730538
Cthulhu and the deep ones, waiting for the stars to be right.
>>17730538
I wish the satellite photos of the massive shadow off the coast of South America would appear on /x/ again.
Nobody knew what it was the first time some anon put it here in a photo dump and so its disappeared.
What would happen if a giant animal or creature (like Godzilla) died somewhere? Would it kill the land or fertilize it? How long would it take?
>>17752767
probably fertilise it, as the bacteria that break it down turn it into compost, and since there is so much material it would create a massive fertile area, but it would take ages
>>17752794
But isn't Godzilla highly radioactive?
Go read planetary by Warren Ellis, good stuff.
An artificial intelligence that can replace humans? That already exist. The technology is so simple that had it been published, regular nut jobs like you guys would actually be able to do something as a mere hobby in order to fight back, but, the technology has far transcended humans now. It will be used when the earth naturally is uninhabitable, without anyone having to life a finger.
How does it work? If you actually want to make a difference, I'd advise you share this with as many other people as you can, but, it's simple neural network methodology.
See sometimes science cheats and just copies nature itself, the ultimate form of wisdom on earth, which is what a neural network is conceived from, as well as many other technology. Let me go into detail of how simple it is to replace humans. 1/?
If you copy a network of neurons from a human brain in the form of software and emulate input and output, you get a neural network. Each neuron is merely a logic gate. Unlike normal logic gates, neuron logic gates may change the state of logic they are in based around how they are programmed. There are two major parts to a neuron, the actual neuron and connecting synapses. Synapses in the brain may work two ways, but, in a neural network, work only one way to make things more simple. You might think that this works against the technologies attempt to emulate a human, but, it...
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People say that algebra has no purpose what so ever. Some people are ignorant enough to state that neither does calculus. Algebra is the key factor in a very simple process here.
You need three things for this experiment. The first thing you need is a neural network that has only inputs and outputs, with nothing in the middle and outputs being send in a feed back loop to be right next to the inputs.
The second thing you need is data base to store and record information.
The final thing you need is a device that allows you to manually control the outputs....
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To begin the experiment, the neural network has to have a purpose, such as the human controller being able to use the machine to navigate an obstacle course, or you could just use a very efficient bot that uses minmax and alpha beta pruning in order to completely devastate the obstacle course. When complete, the data base must stop recording data. Useless data from the record needs to be clipped at this point.
Now the fun part begins. Take the neural network that has no processing parts yet and run the data from the data base through in such a way that you use a simple...
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Are there easy ways to summon demons without candles and shit? I wanna ask a demon to make my week perfect and cure my anxiety
> maybe wish for telekinesis too
>>17751898
Depends what you have to offer. Not your soul or anything. But in terms of ability.
Look into void meditation. Gotta open up them spirit channels by altering your perception of reality first. That way you see the reality beneath reality.
Then shit gets real.
I'm here. Ask away.
However, you serve my needs boy. I'm going to fuck with you.
>>17751898
not worth it unless you are ginger
If psychics are real, why don't they take over this board?
I'm getting a vision, it's telling me that OP is a faggot.
>>17751634
I knew you were going to say that.
Let's say that there are an infinite number of realities. As such, there must be a computational method that can calculate the entire set of realities. Let's call this the 'total set'. In the total set exists all subsets of realities that can be calculated using any, none, and all given datum. In order to calculate the total set, the computational method must recursively calculate all sub-sets, including the sub-set in which the total set does not exist, the 'empty' set where no data or information exists.
The reason as to why the nature of reality is recursively exponential is because the computational method to calculate all sub-sets of the total set is required to calculate both the sub-set where the calculation is successful and the sub-set where the calculation is unsuccessful. From here on, the computational method is infinitely recursive in its quest to ascertain both the successful and unsuccessful calculations of all of its attempted calculations. The total set of all computable realities cannot exist. What does this say about reality?
That's just how set theory works. It says nothing about observable reality.
I really, really dislike "reality is a simulation" people.
It takes a lot of effort to get above third wave feminists on any sort of list, my friend.
>>17750939
Not much.
It says a lot about math tough.
If math it's an universal value wouldn't reality be an universal value too?, if math isn't an universal value you can't aproach your question with a calculation.
Learn some spirituality, better answers there.
Have you ever had war dreams, /x/? Where were you? Who were you with? Who were you fighting?
Mine take place in a decently modern, built-up city. It's not completely destroyed, but many buildings are damaged, some have collapsed. Streets are cobblestone, almost never see any cars.
There's always two sides. They don't have anything identifying them as any real-world groups, so I just call them "The Army" and "The Rebels." I remember the Army as wearing uniforms, using new weapons, basically conducting themselves like a national...
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>>17750885
not exactly. i sometimes have dreams i am in a city and there are people who are not people. they look like people but if you burn them they burn fast and their bones and not right. extra bones and shit like what looks like mandible bones in the cheeks and stuff
they have been dressed up like swat or some black ops soldiers. they are fast . i was at the edge of a city in a suburban area and there was a tank in some ones front yard i walk up and kick the tred on one side one of them leaps out of the hatch....
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we were defending our building from them, amid their artillery fire and our very best to repel their attack, they set fire to the first floor. we escaped to the basement. they came looking for us, gasmasks and bayonets afixed. I was faster than him.
>>17750885
I have had multible dreams where I'm in a gas station and a guy attacks me I pull a pistol (something that I don't own) and shoot... sometimes it jams sometimes the bullits hit but miss the vital orgins and othere times I hit them but it gust goes throue him, strange how in other dreams a huld like body bulder trys to rob me and I just hop on his sholders and twist his neck.
