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Hala climbed into Lillie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Lillie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Hala was naked, standing in front of her with a big Alola boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Alolans used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Hala leaped forward and grabbed Lillie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Hala more...
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>>26587171
Hala shoved his hand up Lillie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Hala started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Hala went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Lillie's body.
Just then Hala remembered, he was...
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>>26587171
Calm down dick
I've been waiting for Alolan dicking forever
Sol-gah-leo or Sol-gay-leo?
Confirmed first gay Pokemon 2016.
Gah
>>26587083
OP or Faggot?
Confirmed gayest poster of 2016
>>26587083
gah obviously
i made this for a friend of mine
opinions?
>>26586995
It's shit.
>>26586995
It's decent work but the was the team requested or was this just an assumption based off their personality?
>>26587015
we did a dual type kind of thing, her picks.
New laptop.
Please dump Pokemon wallpapers.
>>26586981
>>26586981
this is smash but jigglypuff counts i guess
Is this a valid find? Might be an Easter Egg hidden in the trailer
I also see mewtwo and ridley in the clouds too!I can see lugia but not ho-oh
They're fucking clouds
You see what you want to see
>>26586983
Ho-oh's head/neck is the centre part sticking out up top
>>26586992
Oddly specific looking clouds at that
Just for clarification, Solgaleo, "the beast who devours the sun", is a Steel type because the lion who eats the sun is an alchemical symbol for the purification of metals.
Also a reference to the White Tiger of the West, star nuclear fusion, and the fact that Steel is the closest thing to a true "light type"
>>26587013
Should have been light. Not fucking fairy.
>>26586963
Good to know.
Discuss
>>26586931
ORETACHI
>>26586955
MOTTO MOTTO
Someone post that reburst zoroark guy.
What's with the ridiculous amount of wish fulfillment and MC dick sucking in these games?
I don't remember being praised by literally everyone as soon as you meet them, or being handed items and legendaries this much in any other pokemon game.
HGSS, BW1, and XY did it too
DPPt and BW2 to an extent as well, but not as bad, it's pretty much just Dawn/Lucas and N in those
>>26587004
I didn't play hgss, but I really don't remember BW and XY being nearly as bad
>the first grunt you fight has a monolog about your potential after you beat him and walk away
>everyone constantly says how great you are and gives you shit
>for some reason you are the only one who can wear the suit and stop groudon/kyogre
>at the end of the main story may calls you her best friend...
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>>26587115
I don't recall the grunt monolouging about it, though Zinnia did. And she's the worst character ever written in Pokemon.
Also you are sent in because you have the Blue/Red Orb to calm them on hand. It's not really any more bullshit though than HGSS or BW1 where you're literally some chosen one who is destined to bring back the box legend or XY where they join you to get revenge on Lysandre even though they're both capable of sweeping his team single-handedly.
>tfw no Explosive-type
We already have a move literally called "explosion", as well as self-destruct, and other similarly themed moves. Would it really be so hard to add a handful of new mons themed around various explosives?
It could be super-effective against Steel, Rock, and Normal, and be super-affected by Water (acoustic dampening), Poison (contamination of chemicals), and Psychic (defuse the bomb with your MIND).
Just some rough ideas.
No more new types. Its pretty much confirmed we're not getting anything new by the legendaries.Megumin is a qt
>>26586824
Is this the konosuba thread?
I want a grenade pokemon that learns
Spikes
Metal Burst
Magnet Bomb
and Explooooosion
