>be around teen years
>discover pokeporn
>especially gardevoir
>am disgusted
>pledge to never fap to such horrid things
AFTER SOME TIME
>find pokeporn again somehow
>see gardevoir
>"Ew..."
>scroll down more
>really good shit
>"Well,...
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Don't fight it
>>26144022
what the literal fuck
>>26144036
she's embarrassed to be wearing something so girly
So /vp/ what will your team be? Any broken strategys?
>Revisit the gilded age of Pokémon Gold, Pokémon Silver, and Pokémon Crystal in the Johto Classic! Create your best team using only the first 251 Pokémon in the National Pokédex—all the Pokémon you could have originally acquired through the Kanto and Johto regions (with the exception of Mewtwo, Mew, Lugia, Ho-Oh, and Celebi, which will not be permitted). You’ll compete in Single Battles, and out of your team of up to six Pokémon, only three will enter each battle. Mega Stones will not be allowed.
>All qualified...
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>>26143747
suicune x chansey x skarmory : the tournament
>>26143747
>Revisit the gilded age of Pokémon Gold, Pokémon Silver, and Pokémon Crystal in the Johto Classic!
>gilded
>implying GSC's age wasn't golden all the way through
>You will never be able to smell Prof Birch's feet
Why live.
>>26143589
>you will never be an autistic bara footfag
You'll be able to smell mine when I boot your face into beyond recognition.
>>26143604
ebin
What non-battle features would you like to see/see return in Gen 7?
>trainer customisation return, hopefully go full animal crossing/splatoon with tons of options
>add the ability to skip mega-animations and cutscenes
Just a small part of my own wishlist.
Features that take advantage of the time of day, day of the week, and seasons.
Seasons were underrated.
>>26143539
I really hope they fix and upgrade the in-game models for gen 7.
Have the trainers stand in the background in battle.
ITT: Move Tutors you'd like to see added (or return) and Pokemon that should get the move which couldn't before.
I'd like to see Crabhammer
>Kabutops
>Scizor
>Armaldo
>Metagross
>Gliscor
>Gigalith (Boldore resembles a crab)
>Crustle
>Barbaracle
>>26143473
>no mew
>>26143473
You forgot Mew.
>>26143473
>no samurott
http://club-page.comsho.com/script/dl.php?param=tTifriLmv0kgdAG9GXJlBqXEj5rBHV4skaoNNbAU7s1MkOD8tZJ9Zd67ZLiAB%2BnokDyKWaPJoINd8gcJLx%2BAsGAzW0aPwzPs8zVzU7lmiCttSuSct0SgISCgX7jPm9uT1dHk3nDYeqO1q0p5YNAxWbQpvuzky6ZtA4o8HYBp30CsjWO%2B7CbH9sj0X%2BAYn3QjVsNYCIwMyMa3%2BH5g5Qek2A%3D%3D
A familiar face has returned.
What's Giovanni even going to do here? Destroy meteors with his Mega Beedrill?
>>26143377
>Beedrill
yes
>>26143377
The ship is dead.
Here's the deal: I've got 4 unused mew codes that expire later this month.
The first 4 anons to post -timestamped- proof of living in Central/South America get the codes, provided those same anons also provide a private way to contact them.
>>26143413
Lol that's exactly the plug we have in burgerland, so I wouldn't know if you're from NYC, LA, or anywhere else.
Regardless, yours is sent.
I live in South America
Time Stamp: Now
Ok give me the code
do you still have any mew codes left?
/vp/ you are LITERALLY a cuck.
>>26143080
Yes, we are.
>>26143080
And you're a faggot.
>>26143146
I'm ok with this.
>still no leaks
>>26142816
>Not believing in Roothoot
Cuck.
>2nd day of may
>Still no leaks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26142816
It's only the 2nd, we have a week to go until CoroCoro and we COULD see something beforehand but there's really no guarantee. Also anything we see before CoroCoro could also be what is in the issue so I wouldn't put too much expectations in the issue.
Secret Sediment not welcomed
Why is turtle-shaped mold considered a bug
>>26142555
>>26142555
TOP 3 BUG TYPESIn my opinion of course
3.Yanmega
2.Volcarona
1.Heracross
Themes you got sick of hearing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKaGBWecypE
OP, thank you for gracing the board with that amazing Kefka-Joker jpg. I don't know why I'm shrilling the living shit out of it, but man, I really like it.
Also--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdwWRQBYyGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-_MU2hKLE
This theme is so obnoxious considering you hear it all the time.
Holy shit this track got so fucking annoying that by the end of the game I ended up muting my TV every time it played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXH5N3rG5ms
Glad to see these aren't Jap only
>>26142425
>not for europe
reeeee
If europe doesnt get a them as nintendo network event we rebel.
EUROPE KEKED AGAIN. JUST MAKE IT STOP
Okay, so Ferrothorn fans might actually also be Ben 10 fans, due to what the Pokémon and TV show both share in common. Hear me out:
>Both use green and black as their main color schemes.
>Both feature ugly alien designs.
>Both aired on Cartoon Network together.
>It may even be the case that they actually got into Ben 10 because it aired after a Pokémon episode featuring Ferrothorn or vice-versa (Like pic related).
>Both...
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>>26142366
>ben 10
>underage
It came out 11 years ago pham.
>>26142366
It started with what a Professor in Pallet Town did.
Samuel Oak gave out a pokemon to every little kid.
If you see them on a route you'll be in for a surprise.
A battle must begin if you look into their eyes.
>>26142366
>watching the dub
There's this autistic tumblrtard "GENDERFUCK ATTACK HELLICOPTERFLUID" in one of my classes, and she's into pokemon, and her antics are so autistic, they make me want to quit this game forever. Please dont let my interest die. Post anything to help a brother out.
>>26142305
Subscribed.
>>26142305
just ignore her and play the game as you enjoy it normally
have you tried,i dont know, not being an autismo and ignoring her, or not letting other people's dumb shit to affect your enjoyment of something?
why do britbongs pronounce mega evolve as mega revolve? they sound retarded
>>26142286
They occasionaly add an r to certain words, I don't know if they realize they do this.
I think it's pretty hot desu.
>>26142286
>tfw britbong
>said it to myself aloud right now
>tfw you're right
>>26142286
There are hundreds of accents in Bongistan, only the retarded ones speak wrong.