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Hey /x/. I love paranormal, but am super skeptical. All these posts just leave me wishing they were real, because reality is so boring. Show me something that I can't rub off as fake, give me something to believe in!
>>17471330
Another lazy OP wishing to be spoonfed. Lurk moar.
>>17471330
Reality is boring? Gather up enough shit to survive for a week. Drive to a national park. Hike 3 days in. Have fun.
National parks aren't protected cause the governments are worried about trees and animals.
>>17471330
All "proof" threads are bait to start pointless arguments. Don't feed the troll.
Is there a way to get out of hell?
>>17471302
there's an exit door right next to the gates
Depends on what you're talking about. The Abrahamic faiths? No. Assuming you're one of the ones who believes in hell rather than just being cut off from god/dying permanently without a soul.
I think certain sects have some variation where it's possible to leave hell if you repent hard enough and all, but you're not gonna find that in most modern sects of the Abrahamic faiths and will probably have to look up the old Canaanite pantheon where Yahweh comes from and older beliefs like theirs, Gnosticism, etc., for that sort of thing.
>>17471302
In the Bible? John says Jesus will scourge hell and take all the good people with him, even good non-Christians I believe. Will try and find a source, pretty sure it's revelations.
I was playing with my two buns last night they're cute and cuddly and I don't feed them in a cage. so they were licking my hand and shit. suddenly one of them got away from me,turned to the other side of the room and started to stomp his feet. and then the other did the same. it creeped me out and took a quite while to calm them down. what were they afraid of? other animal related creepy stories are welcome
sorry there was a thread
>I was playing with my two buns
>and shit
>>17471248
oh no
Hey guys do you know any creepy channels?
Channel 5
Channel 13
yt channels
Can /x/ recommend some documentaries focused on exorcisms but portrayed from a scientific standpoint?
>>17470837
OR if you have any science experiments done by witches that'd be cool too.
>>17470966
kek
>>17470966
a witch orders: “Beetle, do crawl!”. Beetle do crawls. The Witch tears off a paw, and she orders: “The beetle, do crawl!”. The beetle crawls further. … The witch tears off the fifth paw and she orders: “The beetle, do crawl!”. The beetle is do it slow, but it is attempts to creep away. The witch tears off the last paw and she orders: “The beetle, do crawl!”. The beetle does not crawl. “THE BEETLE, DO CRAWL!” The beetle does not crawl. “THE BEETLE, DAMN, DO CRAWL!!!” The beetle does not crawl....
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There's a small, inconspicuous building called "Padraic Willoughsby and Co." in the industrial district of Birmingham, UK. Most of the time, its doors are locked and the windows are draped. However, on February 29th of every leap year, there will be a small plastic container outside the front door containing business cards. On the front of the card it says in large capital letters, "PADRAIC WILLOUGHSBY AND CO. ENGLAND'S THAUMATURGICAL SPECIALISTS". On the back, in nearly illegibly small type it says "The blood of the innocent." Any night after midnight one can come to Paidraic Willoughsby and Co. and slide their card through the door, and the door will instantly unlock. Inside there is an empty room with white walls. No light reaches this room, except for a small sliver from the other end of the room. When you approach this room you will find that it is actually another door. When you knock on it, a voice will ask "What makes a man become exalted?" and you must respond with the phrase on the back of the card: "The blood of the innocent." The door will open and you will come into another room, a kind of lounge. Inside it you will find around 5-10 people, depending on the night, sitting around smoking and drinking brandy, all in late Edwardian period dress. There is absolutely no conversation at all in this room and, it is nearly silent except for the phonograph which plays the exact same record over and over, ad infinitum. If you attempt to speak to one of the patrons, they will promptly ignore you and pretend as if you were not there. Towards the south wing of the room you will find a large, round table, slightly different from the others. On it will be a quill pen and a document. The document shows all of your personal information: name, birthdate, place of residence, criminal record, greatest fears, etc. At the bottom of the document is a long line that asks for your signature. No one knows what happens after you sign it.
>>17470677
You should've posted this on Feb 29th so UK anons could be sent off to go look for the place.
>but it's a pasta
/x/ could have gotten some to check it out anyway.
>>17470677
>no one knows what happens when you sign it
i know you think that this is a mysterious ending to your pasta but its just lazy and gay and made me feel angry for reading it.
Hmm. They don't have a website, and they aren't on Twitter. How can you trust an organisation that isn't connected, man?
I'm really open to a lot of things like ghost or aliens government conspiracy or magic. but I still haven't seen anything that makes me whole heartedly believe. Dump whatever you have.
>>17470553
Text will never make you believe, because text isn't the source of the belief.
>>17470553
>c'mon guys spoonfeed me! T_T
http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2011/01/list-of-countries-that-have-disclosed.html
do you think all those officials openly admitting aliens - many more than on that list btw - are a part of some global dissinfo conpsiracy?
Why did crop circles stop happening after the 90s?
People got too lazy to roleplay on such scale
>>17470518
People got lazy
>>17470518
Camera phones. The plausible deniability was lost.
Before last night I hadn't had a nightmare since I was a child, but today I woke up from a genuinely startling dream.
I've already forgotten a lot of it but it was just at the end of a perfectly normal dream, I was in bed, and I look at a newspaper or something with an article about a mythical creature mothman/slenderman-esc thing that kills people while they're asleep, and then I turn to look at a childhood photo of myself pasted on my wall, and see the creature in the background of the photo, then I come to the immediate realization that I, myself, am...
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>>17470176
>slenderman pic
>instantly loses all credibility
Sorry but as we know for certain slenderman is fiction as we have the origins it really doesn't help your case.
That being said though yes, a friend of mine had a dream where I was stabbing him in his knees, I woke up spattered in blood but absolutely no wounds on me, it was like it was sprayed on me from several gashes, this happened 15 years ago.
>>17470198
there's no slenderman in the pic, I just googled "kids at the park" because it was similar to the pic I dreamed of
The monster I dreamed of was like a hairless white dog thing
>>17470176
My dreams do have some "le twists" that confuse even conscious self. I mean I'm usually open minded and I do have thoughts completely out of left field. But seriously some of the shit my mind comes up with is genius level and beyond my waking mind's creativity.
Stream:
http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/
http://live.darkmatterradio.net:8303/stream
Guest:
Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and “strange stuff”. Dr. Farrell’s books have also appeared in Russia, Poland, Germany, Italy, and mainland China.
>>17470128
Good. Now link to it in the MITD thread so they can find us.
>>17470135
Why would you want to let that psycho stalker know where we are?
>>17470146
>http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/
I'm here already you FUCK VOMIT
it seems brushed off in POL what happened to them and it was fuckin freaky any more info on this people or we just gona pretend that it never happened.
>>17470114
May Day also refers to May 1st, so I don't get what this is supposed to be about.
>>17470123
THIS
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>>17470123
shit the link wont work here my bad.
Alright /x/. I don't know if you guys really believe this crap or not, but if you do and actually have something for it, here's some shit.
> live in house in crappy suburb
> door to laundry room always opens on it own whenever you go into the basement. always
> don't even need to get that close to it
> could it be the wind?
> probably irrelevant, but my parents had my house blessed by our priest once....
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>>17469989
Most likely a draft that occurs at moments that make it seem creepy.
A lot of shit that's bought to /x/ is people overthinking thing that are usually not as paranormal as they like to believe.
It could be anything from aforementioned draft, to you standing on a pressure-point in the floor that curves slightly, thus releasing pressure of a door frame tilted at a very slight downward angle or something like that.
Do you have any more information or paranormal occurrences surrounding the event?
>>17470011
I'm not sure I could say that. The floor was solid though, so that wouldn't be it. I wanna say draft too but it was closed like, in such a way that you'd need to turn the knob to open it.
Don't know much about the previous owners but I think by now if there was something fucked up there I would've heard about it.
>>17470030
Oh the floor thing was just an example. It could be any number of things, like a slight curvature to the house itself, or a slightly poorly built frame that reacted to the slightest thing passing by, or a poor lock that should have been replaced a while ago.
Considering that you keep describing this place in past tense, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you aren't able to go back to the place to check it out?
What was the address? Maybe fire it through google and see what comes up?
Black iron prison 5th dimensional entities that control the earth.
Let us discuss this.
>>17469975
Okay, fill me in on the basics and we'll discuss it. What are 5th dimensional entities? Those that operate beyond our 3 dimensional senses and time?
>>17469985
Some David Ike people probably know more about this, but based on my knowledge of PKD and basic freemason milner kindergarten history it seems that all of the wealth and power and probably information in the world is ultimately controlled by a small group of people. Nothing surprising here: not hard to trace the money back go the major players.
>>17470010
Oh I'm aware of that theory. And it's probably not much of a "theory" either, as it is fact.
Capitalism has always worked around the concept of those working hardest and achieving the most "getting" the most.
What interests me is how 5-dimensional beings come into it? Where does the paranormal fit into the riddle, and why should it?
I haven't seen a fleshgait thread in a while so hey
>>17469845
"What are they doing at CERN?"-thread.
You know, except confirming aliens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQ6cO17L6w
I don't know how we live in [currentYear] and the media doesn't make a bigger fuss over a publishing of invisible alien confirmation.
>>17469827
I've been there. Mostly experiments with physics. The size of the whole thing is astonishing.
>>17469848
Oh really? Was it a cool place? I'm guessing it's not as filled with satanism as we like to tell ourselves though, huh?
I don't really know if I blame CERN, or if I blame the general populous for caring more about what Kim Kardashian had for lunch than potential reality-altering discoveries.
I swear, the day's going to come when we discover AYY's and it'll be given a slot between Miley Cyrus' new video shocker and "cute K9s" on the news.
This is a good video, even if she goes a little super-religious near the end:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghec8deupQ8
Why is it Christfags are always on the forefront of these things?
