related to that thead where that teen wished to be a vampire, how would I go about getting in contact with people that could make me immortal(not age)? I have skills that if fostered for a time I could be quite entertaining, im multi talented and unusual enough
If someone claims himself to be unusual and talented he usually is not. Also if you were you would probabbly come up with a more creative way than this, right? Think some Vampire chilling on /x/ is probabbly looking for an appreantice right now? Try harder kid.
>>17236816
I actually am unusual tho
I dont have much experience in the world on my own until recently so thats why ask about things
How to find vampires?
They hide very well, if you notice they never reach the news, not even the rumours, my guess is they don't kill their pray , they must have a parasite relationship with their food or find a better way to feed themselves, if that's the case they are highly organise and keep it secret for everibody.
Tink about this in if vampires exist , they must have a lifestyle, we're they are organised and be powerful.
So I was there in my room, existing, and I got added randomly by a guy with a blocked IP. Long story short, he called and when I picked up (for 11 seconds) he turned his video on some creepy sound started playing and it was a couple secs of a black and white pic of a road with posts with hanged people and then a video with a creepy white humanoid like those from creepypasta pics, he was supposedly going to postulate a contract. Missing 2 pics. What should I do?
report for spam
I will post a quick run-down of what I know (For that curious Anon). But, I will not answer any questions as I need my sleep, (If this thread is still up tomorrow, then maybe I will).
The Black Sun, is literally a Black Sun. But it's also more than that, it's an inter-dimensional singularity. Not only is this thing sentient, it has also visited the Earth and has exerted it's influence over the Earth.
But, it takes a more human looking form, or a non-visible form. It is evil, and what many of you would consider the Anti-Christ. Jesus Christ is the...
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>>17235164
>(He was in the West, while Jesus Christ was in the East).
so atlantis and lemuria?
>>17235164
Oh and try to keep the thread civil, otherwise I won't even bother replying at all, anyways good night everyone!
>>17235164
>(Crows that determine leadership or rule, a patronage).
Typo, (Crowns).
>>17235164
Thank you.
Whats inside the cube?
A ghost skeleton
All of those obsessed spirits seeking salvation but failing to understand that that requires them to leave the box.
>>17232683
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaaba#Architecture_and_interior
(This is what they want you to think but actually it's a space alien egg and inside there is a giant lizard man waiting to hatch)
Everyone has a Fear, Something that gets under your skin and doesn't let go. I want to know what it is.
I Fear Clowns and Mannequins or Dummys
>>17232546
The grifter was pretty scary.
>Dummys
You fear yourself?
>>17232562
Redone version I did.
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Could I get a reading? I think I'm being haunted due to some weird esperiences I've encountered this past month
>>17232243
Doing readings right now.
Ok I have a spooky one. BUT.
Can someone give me reading on my child. Is she ok in afterlife? Is she mad at me?
Ok /x/, this isn't exactly paranormal but it deals in conspiracy which I see discussed here often so I thought I'd post it up.
The U.S. and Iran just completed a prisoner swap during recent negotiations. 3 high-profile American prisoners were released: a Washington Post journalist, an ex-marine and a pastor. A 4th prisoner was also included in the negotiations shortly before they ended though, and that's where shit gets weird.
U.S. and Iranian officials are unaware of who this man is. There's no record in the media of his being imprisoned,...
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interesting
I guess some are saying it's Robert Levinson. A condition of his release might be that he go into witsec and never return to his old identity. So Iran doesn't have to admit they released a spy.
If the Iranians considered the prisoner Iranian they wouldn't' have necessarily reported on it to the media. He could have just been another one of their many political prisoners.
>be NEET for 6 months
>make a sigil that said "get a job"
>ate it because I was too lazy to ejaculate or burn it or whatever the fuck you're supposed to do
>next month I have a job and apparently beat out 100 applicants according to my boss
What the FUCK
Yeah I'm sure over 100 people applied to work at your local McDonalds
>>17230228
Yeah, it's weird how you finally got a job after looking for and applying to places with open positions.
Must be because you did a doodle and then ate it.
>>17230237
Nope, it was a job in the oil industry which is currently getting BTFO which makes getting it even more unlikely
Wanna watch a good film, someone help?
>>17223411
>>17223411
Thank me later.
>>17223857
1000 times this
>we met at a party
>i was on acid
>she was on acid too
>she told me she wanted to be an english teacher
>i said i wanted to drop out and become a magician
>she laughed and said i looked like bob dylan
>i asked if it made her edie sedgewick?
>her friend arrived and asked if i could find them drinks
>i skillfully made my way to the kitchen and juggled three red solo cups back
>she asked if i had a girlfriend
>i told her many for i was open to the idea of spiritual polyamory
>her friend laughed
>i proceeded to explain how we are chaotic particles hurtling toward oblivion and meaning is solely what you make it and the best bet is to try and find what love and affection one can find without holding onto antiquated monogamous concepts
>"monogamy, monotony, and monotheism"
>"you're a polytheist"
>"certainly, why limit one's mythology to one all-powerful entity? i am multiple"
>as things happened, i got pretty drunk and she walked me home
>we had sex and then she left
>it was the most magical feeling of connection of my life
>as she was leaving, she kissed me on the lips
>she told me, "you are the first human i've captured"
>i never saw her again
>but every point forward i would take acid, i would hallucinate her manipulating fate and end up psychotic and hospitalized
>the last time it happened, i was just smoking weed
>since then, i've been on antipsychotics daily
>but to this day i question my experience
>perhaps i hallucinated the whole party...
>perhaps this is god's judgement for dabbling with demons?
>before the party i had meditated and made a sigil to Isis in a sort of chaotic ritual to find a suitable lover / magical partner to enhance my life
>this was not what I expected
I'm no psychic but she was the best you could do at the time, virgin edgelord.
Can anyone explain please?
>12
>hanging with friends after school
>get off the bus, there is an old woman
>wearing scarf around head, looks homeless
>starts blowing air in a kind of spitting motion around me
>freak out and run away
>see her second time couple months later, again comes straight to me and same thing
>never see...
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>>17239969
Should have gave her the middle finger it wards off the evil eye
Crazy homeless lady doing crazy things, must be paranormal anon, we gotta get Scooby and the gang on top of this one
>>17239974
thanks
so today i woke up with these scratch marks on my arm. (pic related)
theyve felt heavily rough & seem to be incredibly irritated.
i only bring this up bc the mirror violently fell in one of my living rooms, followed by a wall decoration a couple min later on the opposite wall. My baby sister mentioned our house having a "friendly casper" in the house & our house is very old.
any ideas /x/? im sure this is all coincidence but i want to habeeb
>>17239852
Is that a Pokemon?
>>17239897
a jackalope.
>pls no bully
Either bedbugs or fleas. If you think its a ghost say "in the name of the dark lord satan I vanquish you to the depths of hell"
I perform military honors for my Air Force base. Been doing it for about three years. Is there any way for spirits to latch onto people during such an emotionally charged event?
Also please ask questions about what it's like to be an outsider for hundreds of private, family gatherings like this. (It's really weird)
Will bump with my most awkward story
>open casket funeral
> family wants me to close the casket before we fold the flag
>I march to the casket
If you didn't know there's usually some weird cloths draped over the open edges of the casket
> I ceremoniously fold the cloths inside of the casket
> go to fold the one that covers the dead person up
> while I'm folding it,...
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Pls respond
>>17239673
So... you just sorta... stand there? until they need you?
Good Luck
It's a group of annoying college kids making references they think are deep. It's dumb. Let it die.
>>17239713
God please yes let Cicada 3301 finally go away.
You gotta stop smoking that retard grass OP
Last time there was an /x/ meet up thread posted here, I introduced myself to a guy from my area and we have been emailing ever since.
Has anyone here actually met up with someone they found on /x/? How did it go and did you ever come across anything weird?
>>17239647
Yes I met up with someone and I murdered him.
>>17239682
did he taste good?
Yeah. I met up with a bunch of man children trying to spout dank memes