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What the fuck is this
Normalpornfornormalpeople.com
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Normal_Porn_for_Normal_People
>>17227659
good site, i came many times!
>>17227659
It's a creepypasta, you brain-dead cum guzzler, did you not read the "creepypasta" part of the url?
Step it up, senpai.
>>17227750
It seems to have existed before "creepypasta" was a thing.
Anyone watched the original .avi files?
DISCLAIMER: Before someone writes this off as a fake story- it isn't. I did actually experience what is written below.
I've been having vivid dreams for quite some time now and the first thing I should probably tell you is that when I'm dreaming it feels like there are two people in my mind - my dream self and my real self.
In any case, last night, during my dream I was approached by a man that my dream-self knew - very well in fact - whereas I have never seen this man before in my life. He was trying to warn me about something and I caught a glimpse...
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>>17227117
Orange, yet blazing high,
You will find something, fly!
I will tell you how to be
Something that can broke the fear.
He must grow and she must bow,
The brave one will come once and show
How to reach the orange fear,
How to keep the One, the Seal...
>>17227482
If I may ask, where is that riddle from? It's not the riddle from my dream, but I am curious about the source.
>>17227117
david bowie is communicating with you. watch the fil labyrinth to find your answers.
a few months back I had a dream, the kind that once it's over you're stuck in this sort of haze and you can't discern the dream from reality. i still remember things that happened from time to time, like any ordinary memory.
i was out in the rain, New South Wales suburbia. for whatever reason, i wasn't allowed back in my home. the most distinct part was the sun, just a pitch black circle a tiny...
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Discuss Wim Hof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaMjhwFE1Zw
>Wim Hof (born 20 April 1959) is a Dutch daredevil, commonly nicknamed "The Iceman" for his ability to withstand extreme cold. Research has shown that Wim Hof is able to control his autonomic nervous system and this ability can be learned.
His feats:
>Hof holds 20 world records, including a world record for longest ice bath. He stayed immersed in ice for 1 hour, 13 minutes and 48 seconds at Guinness World Records 2008.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
More feats:
>In research done by Radboud University (The Netherlands) Wim Hof trained a group of 12 volunteers to prove the immune system can be modulated. He had already proved in 2011 the ability to control his own immune system. The results, published today in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, suggest that people can learn to modulate their immune responses — a finding that has raised hopes for patients who have chronic inflammatory disorders such as rheumatoid arthritis and inflammatory bowel disease.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This is a real paranormal man and none of you seem to care, you rather get caught up in paranormal delusions that haven't been proven. This thread should be pinned.
Now master fire nigga
I always had the same nightmare when I was a kid, that some monster in the closet was going to get me.
After I moved to a different house, every time I dreamed I was in the old one the nightmare would start up again.
Last night was slightly different.
It started out I was in my old bedroom lying in bed trying to sleep. I knew the sun was going to rise soon so I got out of bed and went up to the door. As I got there I felt a fear of what might be on the other side of the door.
I locked the door.
Not even a second later I heard laughter come...
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>>17226935
Cool blog, m8
>>17226935
I once had a sass off in my nightmare. There was this scaryish creature that tried to get in. in a similar fashion I locked the door and it started talking.
I don't remember the conversation, but I do remember saying "Make like an abortion and cut it out"
When I was a kid I was deathly afraid of dolls and ventriloquist dummies. Chucky from Child's Play was constantly haunting my dreams. Then one night I dreamed that Scooby Doo and Shaggy helped my shove a firework up his ass and explode him. After that I wasn't afraid of dolls or dummies. Outsmarted? No. Outmaneuver? No. Overkill? Ye.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kETXWi_0hNA
Gr if ter
>>17226670
Lol no
>>17226670
You tried
Hey /x/, I've been pondering a few things, but before I ask my question, some backstory:
>be me
>having a decent life
>getting ready to move in with girl
>suddenly, shit hits the fan
>not entirely sure what exactly happened, will be explained in a bit
>take nail to the head via pneumatic nailgun
>forget entire past year
>be...
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>>17226446
See, that's what we figured it was, then things started getting knocked about on her end that belonged to me, and vice versa. Gifts we gave each other were either suddenly destroyed or lost entirely.
>>17226449
confirmation bias. in addition to that, when things start getting weird, you act different. if you start walking faster/ acting more careless (less carefull?) then youre more likely to damage stuff
if the mexican voodoo cleansing person was able to communicate with the person sending the texts, they could make the texts magically stop.
>>17226487
Well, they got shut out. The egg they were using to cleanse me exploded.
What's this?
Clouds
>>17224381
Those are called clouds OP. They are around quite often, you should get outside more
swamp gas. nothing to see here.
what should I know about Wicca?
I'm interested
it's a bunch of fat cunts in clown make up
>>17223301
It's just a bunch of hippy shit LARPing.
>>17223301
Basically witches that got kicked out of Hogwarts for being shit at magic.
Hey /x/
I've been having a lot of dreams lately that seem to fit the mold for a succubi visit. I don't want to describe them in gory detail, but things that definitely involve sex with a demon, disturbing transformations, and me dying in the dream. And I say lately, but I can remember dreams like this going back a few years, they were just more rare.
I wanted to see if other people have had experiences with this kind of thing and what wound up happening. I'm not currently feeling any ill effects physically, or emotionally that I could say are really...
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>>17222891
Succubi are a common myth, however the truth is they do not exist.
What DOES exist are wizards and magi that are capable of implanting thoughts.
There are also Extra Dimensional beings which can do this, using technology and telepathy.
Be careful who you speak to.
You are seeking release.
You're lonely and you want to reach out to somebody, anybody, so that you can feel fulfilled and special.
I know what you're going through, I had a spirit lover before, but Lilith doesn't appear to somebody who will see her as a tool, none of these entities do. They get you by the balls, and then you have no way out.
I'm sure 99% of all married guys only did it because the physical succubus was better than the one created in their own mind, from fears and misjudgement, and insecurity.
Lilith left Adam because...
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>>17222904
Is there more information on this?
>>17222927
Uh... I'm not quite sure how to respond to that. I am married, and I don't feel particularly lonely. I also don't have a basement (in fact because of the very high water table here no one has basements).
Stop sharing information about your birth, you dumbasses. Just the knowledge of someone's natal chart is enough to astral rape and do other sorts of nasty stuff to them.
If you want to know about what the stars have to say about you, go find a reliable astrologer.
Seriously, what in the fucking hell is wrong with this board? No one here knows shit. Fuck!
>>17222780
I have been saying for a long time that those threads are just FBI honeyposts to collect metadata on users, they don't listen.
It isn't 2006 anymore. /x/ is composed of little edgy high schoolers.
Captcha: Skull & Bones
If you know the place of someone's birth and the date it becomes possible to guess their SS number:
http://arstechnica.com/science/2009/07/social-insecurity-numbers-open-to-hacking/
>professional diviner shills detected
The time and location of pretty much everyone's birth is a matter of public record, Dumbshit.
So, how many people in a ritual would it take to turn a man into a god? Not even bothering with a fancy method, just one absolute blessing where everyone send him energy and demands by their will he is a god?
The Imperial Cult of Rome did it so we know it's possible
Can we use meme-magic for it?
>>17222698
Pft, this is what the elites have been hiding all along. The Holy Oil, mentioned in the bible, is what it takes. Its history stretches from, Norse mythology: Odin's flask ofknowledge, to every other major reiligion . In the Bible its referenced as 'inthe Spirit' although Jesus' oil wasnt even Complete. When God the Father returns those worthy will be baptized in it.
>>17222698
Of course the Romans did that, that's why people think they're such Holy church leaders.
Though, man will never be God, and those who act like they are God only take away God's worship and credibility.
Lookout Tyre...
>>17222698
>So, how many people in a ritual would it take to turn a man into a god?
Every single one of them.
Also... How do you know about "meme magic"? You aren't supposed to have heard of that here... I didn't create it here, I did not bring it here.
Is everything just a matter of scale. What if, like us, the planet's and star's were just atoms and molecules in a bigger organism??
Is the universe a concious being?
Yes, I'm high.
>planet's and star's
Word ends with an "S", better thrown in an apostrophe!!
>>17222696
>I'm high
Please forgive me, grammar police.
>What if, like us, the planet's and star's were just atoms and molecules in a bigger organism??
You are more retarded than high.
Tell me your birthday, birth time, and birth location. Ill briefly let you know how shitty you are and how good you are too...i guess.
Libra Oct 21 so on Scorpio Libra cusp born at 9:05 PM on West coast US.
>>17221311
Year? And the closest major city from your birth place.
>>17221326
1993 and major city SF, CA
ITT: Your greatest magic(k)al achievment(s).
I have had may interesting experiments (and results), for example:
>evoking Egyptian gods
>creating a "bodyguard" servitor
>I could create many types of "auras" to affect people around me
I'll tell more, but you're next.
>>17214950
no one's first and you're next.
I cured myself of an ulcer after talking to a demon and getting herbal know-how.
I can prove it to any of you if you are sick, I know how to treat every disease of the body and soul.
what a deluded person