Please help me summon literally anything. I want to study the paranormal and I just have no idea where else to start
Done.
bumperino
>literally anything
>throw out money in the public
>summon hobos
y'welcome
What does /x/ know about Ray Sipe? Just an old guy having fun or genuine psychological disorder? Here's one of his videos, a little longer than what he normally uploads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erbTS0yYBRE
Most of his videos he just dresses up and quotes movies but I find it pretty weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpe6Ncx4kXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35k5Rq6eZzc
He is a living meme
>>17242099
He is the ultimate memester
https://youtu.be/35k5Rq6eZzc
Time is running out for everyone I love. I love everyone and time goes by so fast for me. Even when I am distracted from time, I end up looking at the clock and I realize how much has passed.
I am 23 now, fearful of time. I am religious but I have not seen the afterlife, it's not guaranteed. What if I do only have one life?
Even so, I need God. I really need someone who understands me, besides God. I feel lonely, carrying the burdens of other people. I wish someone could understand my feelings, they are not even mine but nobody pays attention to others.
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i miss my soulmate..
Have you tried smoking more Marijuana?
I am trying to quit marijuana because I want to go back to my original self.
Two tourists go to guatemala to experience "authenticity". They stumble across a truly authentic village, unchanged since before the white man. They, however are still unhappy. Their consciousness of their consciousness prevents them from finding a feeling of authenticity. After reading this my consciousness of their consciousness of their consciousness prevents me from escaping my consciousness of my own consciousness. Ist their any way out of this?
gardarmit
Try saying a random word over and over until it sounds funny.
The kundalini folks use SutNamSutNamSutNam
The Christians say
HallelujahHallelujahHallelujah
I prefer
SatanSatanSatanSatanSatan
Spinning around till you're dizzy helps sometimes, too.
Hello /x/, share some interesting theories that will happen after you die
>>17242394
After you die you live.
>>17242397
Explains why we're failures at living, no?
>>17242397
what is this program and how to I download it.
Searches for ripple tank bring up high school science classes lel
What movie is this still from and is it any good?
Bump for interest
it's alive
http://imgur.com/gc3cm
>>17241035
Penda's Fen
Decide for yourself
https://youtu.be/5-YCj8OnEMo?t=1836
If you are psychic then you can tell me:
>1. My first name
>2. Where I currently live
>3. My age
>4. A life event of my past
>5. A life event of my future
I'll be honest if you get any right. This is as much fun for me as it is for you to test your skills.
Oh, and I'm a girl by the way.
>>17242613
Revealing my sex would sway the result.
I shouldve used a trip but I don't know how or care to.
I'll give you a hint. I -LOVE- the dick.
Hey /x/.
What's up with Saturn? Is there any sense to all of this? Can one worship Saturn and if so, why?
Also, check out QuasiLuminous on youtube... he seems like a paranoid meth addict, but there is something about it that somehow makes sense. It's weird. It's all so weird. I find this whole thing rather creepy.
>>17238385
Saturn is an ancient God, also known as Kronus. Ofcourse you can worship him, but just know that he is...very...intense.
>>17238394
I am not necessarily looking to worship, I am just after general knowledge. How is it he is "intense"? It seems he has many names too?
>>17238385
You can worship Saturn, no one's gonna stop you. It won't do anything, but neither will worshiping anything else.
Anybody have positive experiences with Chaos Sigils?
Many.
Its happening right fucking now, theyre trying to kill leslie nielsen again (he died in 2010).
Is this all just a massive fucking psyop for them??
REeeeeeeeeee.
Now they got caught its all " whoops our bad guy, just a glitch, nothing to see here"
discuss my cosmological model
>>17242742
Many years ago I was pondering something similar. In my model, the farther you went towards the center, the smaller you shrunk.
The sun is obviously closer than the stars (and several of our planets) and dim enough to not be visible on the other side of the earth. The model also require some weird illusion causing the the sun to appear as if it sets and rise. Could be the density of the atmosphere that creates some Lenes effect.
Hollow Earth explains gnomes, giants etc better.
But, yeah. Drugs. I was smoking a lot of pot.
There was a loud boom in my city and no one knows what it was.
http://ksn.com/2016/01/18/mysterious-boom-in-wichita-caught-on-tape/
Sometimes it booms when it's real cold.
>>17242485
Sometimes swamp gas can get trapped in air pockets and then collapse.
>>17242498
It hasn't been that cold. An average of 35 to 40 through the last month and this month.
Who /highersidechats/ here? Greg Carlwood is chill as fuck and its pretty comfy. Good show to smoke weed to.
Latest episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLBuBiGE5o0
anyone? i know some of you listen to it
>>17242198
Give /x/ some time anon tis quite slow, at work atm too so just lurking usual shitposting here and there;
have a bump.
>>17242114
>Good show to smoke weed to
perhaps you should visit 420chan, /x/ isn't your go-to for degeneracy.
Are there any real vampires on /x/? I think i have contracted the blood virus.
It's getting movies sundance in here isn't it anon?
>>17242120
my skin is changing...halp...
>>17242132
Get your blood tested might be cancer, welp back to tin chin posting
I was reading about this concept and I am really interested, so plz tell me
Is it true that kundalini should be raised for astral projection?
I was reading in Wikipedia that astral projection is not scientific and the experience from it must be some kind of hallucinations or dream state,so maybe kundalini is the missing link.
But kundalini concept is really hard and it is said that it takes 10-15 years of celibacy, yoga and all those monk stuff to raise the serpent energy from five chakra points to forehead(pineal gland).
>But kundalini concept is really hard and it is said that it takes 10-15 years of celibacy, yoga and all those monk stuff to raise the serpent energy from five chakra points to forehead(pineal gland).
Cant you just walk around with a dead rat on your head until the snake sniffs it out and travels up your spine on its own?
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your kundalini ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
nah, many people do astral projection without raising kundalini which is more advanced.