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NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Jesus
>A shitsucking normie
HERETICS GET OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
>>363216
You fucking idiot.
>>363216
do u even understand jesus brooooooo
Tell me whatever interesting and lewd facts you have about sexuality throughout the ages
Everything from the first stone dildo, to the Greek pedarasts, to the Kama Sutra, to the Egyptian ritual of fapping into the nile, to medieval brothel slang, to Catherine the Great's alleged sexcapade with a horse.
>>363168
I would have to go digging for the exact page citation, but I remember studying Bava Metzia (one of the books in the Talmud), and there was a case of a woman suing her husband for personal injuries sustained while having sex.
His defense was that she injured herself using a dildo. They eventually decided that while in theory she could sue her husband for that kind of thing, there wasn't enough evidence to actually carry the case.
Even across maybe 1,400 years and a language I'm not fully familiar...
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>>363190
>breaks her pussy with a giant stone dildo
>sues husband to buy her a new pussy
>actually brings it to court with zero shame
Holy shit and I thought the jewish girls I knew were batshit crazy.
Augustus made an anti-kek law. If you caught yourself getting keked you could lawfully kill your wife and the bull. If you didn't kill the wife, you had to take her to court. Funny thing is that it was hardly ever applied, and when it happened to Augustus own daughter he had to prosecute and exile her.
What went right?
>>363139
That the White Army couldn't keep their shit together, initially. Also that 30's purge certainly got people off his back and then he was on America's good side (for a little while) and then he got his boys to steal the plans for 'the bomb'.
Beria did kill him in the end so it wasn't all good.
>>363139
Top notch diplomacy. Industrializing the republics at the right time. Not giving in to romantic idealism and trying to institute a global revolution too early in history. BTFO kulaks. BTFO nazis. Nice wardrobe.
What went wrong:
Overestimating the promises of Lysenkoism. Thinking Churchill's experiences with WWII would make him not an asshole that wanted to kill him. Not inventing a cure for polio.
>>363139
being a saint, being the sucsessor to the second coming of jesus, communism
The Americans and the British called the Germans Krauts or Jerries during the 2nd world war in an effort to dehumanize them
Did the Germans have names for the allies along the same vein?
What about the soviets or the Japanese?
>>363097
Yanks and wanks.
The Germans most often used Tommy for the Brits and Ami (short for American).
No idea what the deal was with the Nipponese.
You started a new thread just to ask your dumb question?
Americans were called "Ami's" or "Yanks"
Brits were called "Tommy's"
Soviets were called "Ivan"
This is why we need a WW2 general on this board.
What went wrong?
Absolutely nothing. Next question.
Firstly, that headwear is horrendous
>>363063
>unites the warring kingdoms
>BTFO squabbling "philosophers" so hard that even after the Han took over his empire Sima Qian still felt the need to cry and shitpost about "muh 500 gorillion ded confusions and buks" in the Records
>cool movie made about him with Jet Li
Official Conclusion: Dindu Nuffin
What are some battles historically similar to the Alamo, Thermopylae, et al, in the sense that a small force of soldiers held out for a great amount of time, in a feat of bravery?
>>363061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jellalabad
>>363066
>Indians and Bongs with rifles and artillery picking off pitchfork-armed tribal warriors from the comfort of their massive, stone fortress
No
>>363061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Rising
Can someone here tell me the difference between Sri Lankan and Tamil people?
I've researched and researched, and could only find that they, by ethnicity, are the same people, but differ due to some regional/language issues.
So far, all I got was that they speak a different language and are a minority that just wanted land.
General Consensus states that the Tamil Tigers were are terrorist organization. My interest in this request is that my good friend is Sri Lankan but hates Tamil people, and claims that they started the war over literally nothing but...
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Tamils are from Tamil Nadu, the part of south India directly across from Sri Lanka. The majority population of Sri Lanka are the Sinhalese, who are more closely related to the Bengalese. There's a long history of both peoples on the island, Sinhalese have been there for at least 2000 years and probably more like 2500, while Tamil kings were ruling the island 1000 years ago. Vast majority of the Sinhalese are Buddhist, while most Tamils are Hindu. Tamils and Sinhalese worked together to reject British rule in the early 20th century, but the advent of democracy put the Tamils...
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>>363096
Fair enough. Same situation as the Palestinians and Arabs I guess.
Tamil's in Canada where I live are notorious for ripping-off black-culture (rap music, clothing, dummed-down English). That's why my Sinhalese buddy continues to hate them; because when he left towards the end of the War to Canada, he thought he'd meet like-minded Tamils, however, he was upset to realize that they brought their violence and attitude of entitlement with them.
Thanks man, makes a lot more sense now. I tried...
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>>363229
Torontofag here
I laugh at Tamils. Always at the malls in their tamil herds being unnecessarily loud. They're shit
Why is his legacy dead?
>>363150
hi, OP
>>362976
Nope. CHP is still around and one of the big 2 parties in Turkey.
>>362976
They caught the coup before it happened. Truly tragic.
Like, dianetics must have some genuine bearings for people to adhere to it and that Scientology shit. ...or are their people that desperate/stupid?
>>362919
>There are potentially scientology apologists on 4chan
Times really have changed
>>362919
>genuine bearings for people to adhere to
It's a money machine for the cult of L. Ron Hubbard
>>362919
*are there, apologies
What would the modern world be like if Hannibal had won the Second Punic War?
As in, Rome was broken into, sacked and its entire population put to the sword or enslaved. It's erased from existence.
How might the future unfold?
I imagine it would probably be pretty equal to the roman empire, if not greater.
The Carthaginians were far superior sailors. North Africa was extremely fertile too.
They might have spread east first, leaving the barbarians to the north until later.
Bumping for someone more learned than I to give an opinion
>>363077
I'm kind of surprised at that. I had heard people suggest that Carthage's growth would have been much more restrained.
>>363077
>The Carthaginians were far superior sailors.
Yeah it's not Rome raped them on that front from the invention of the corvus onward. It literally took then half a war to close the gap.
>North Africa was extremely fertile too.
No more than Italy, but less populous and with a very strong neighbour on each side preventing easy expansion.
Yeah I'm not seeing Carthage becoming anything mor than it was before the wars. Certainly not Rome tier,...
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Which Russia do you like the most /his/
Moscovy-era slavic Russia?
shamelessly western Russian Empire?
or the west's worst nightmare that was the USSR?
>>362664
1700-1900
>>362664
honestly, the kievan rus is the only time russia has not been a flaming shithole for the majority of the population. Even during catherine "the great's" time most of the people lived in abject poverty and slavery. Sure in the Kievan Rus you were poor, but generally you owned animals and if not on marginal land, could live comfortably and independently.
>>362714
t. Obama
What did Hitler think of the former Kaiser? Being a WWI veteran I'm sure he had plenty to say. Likewise, how did Wilhelm view Hitler?
>>362597
They didn't like each other and never actually met. Hitler blamed him for Germany loosing the war and making it weak.
>>362597
They didn't really like each other for the most part.
Hitler never really gave him much attention (probably to avoid antagonising the monarchist elements in the army maybe?) but he did lay some of the blame for the failures of WW1 on him. He also made it clear that he wasn't looking to have Wilhelm reinstated to compete for power with him.
Willie on the other hand made it clear he didn't like Hitler at all, largely looking at him as a classless douchebag like most of the aristocracy did....
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Hitler occupied the Netherlands in 1940 and posted the Wehrmacht Presidential guard (former Imperial Guard) to the house Wilhelm II was living in exile in. Hitler didn't need to the Presidential Guard as he took on the SS-Leibstandarte as he personal guard unit. Of course Wilhelm died less than a year later.
I don't know whether to think that it was a snub sending the guard of the Weimar Republic to guard Wilhelm, or whether it was a mark of respect. It might just be that Hitler wanted people to keep him under lock and key so that Hitler's power could not be threatened.
what can you tell me about the olmec culture?
Only what you could find in Wikipedia.
>>362507
Were they really Africans that had emigrated to MesoAfrica?
Americans need to shut up native americans don't all look like Plains Indians
Why is this homeless man so highly esteemed and what does he want?
He is something of a tragic hero.
Handouts and booze.
Why is this Homeless man so highly esteemed and what did he want?
>>362541
Son of God
Save humanity from perdition
Just finished watching Kagemusha. I'm wondering about how much of it was fact as opposed to fiction.
Was Nobunaga really that much of a westaboo?
Why do the Japanese hate Nobunaga so much? Every depiction of him in Japanese media shows him as a despot asshole.
>>362305
yeah he it was well known that he was a patron of western arts and culture. He was also quite lenient with Christian Jesuits, although that was more to balance the power of the Buddhist monks (whom he detested) than because of any appreciation of the faith itself.
Plus he loved firearms
He was a lot more internationally minded than his successors
>>362315
probably because he was a brutal fucker
>>362327
Yeah, but that's what it takes to unify a country. Besides, those monks were being cunts.
