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The Rock of the attitude era shares almost nothing in common with the character we have had return so many times since the end of it.
It's like Dwayne is doing a parody version of the original character.
Ultimately it's the Rock without that snark, and well, ironically attitude. The Rock was a total prick in his face run and it was awesome. Now he just rattles off catchphrases and has the super positivity vibe about how awesome everything is.
Attitude era Rock was permanently pissed off due to having to share the same air as everyone else who...
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His character is just stale as fuck now.
I'm getting really sick of his AYY DUDE WEED LMAO jokes. Does he think he's Seth Rogan or some shit?
also he's clearly high on coke all the time
>>1152610
It is a different character. He's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson now, not Rocky "The Rock" Maivia.
And he will be picking up yet another big fat paycheck from Vince to do another segment next year at 33!
>>1152658
Yeah I know the current incarnation is just himself dialed up to 11. Which is fine because Dwayne seems like a pretty decent guy.
Rocky "The Rock" Maivia as you put it was fucking great though and should be the persona used in the actual wrestling show. Meh.
God dammit guys it still hurts ;_;
Why do people have to get old
Because telomeres.
>>1152486
top quality m8
heel turn when?
>>1152462
tonight. you will see. it will be a new era and lots of the queers here will like him because of the heel turn
TONIGHT
>>1152462
He already did at last year's Royal Rumble.
There were Gable chants during the main event of Wrestlemania. Fucking Chad Gable is more over than HHH and Roman. I realise NXT isn't for everyone, but why is Vince so blind to see that in 2016 people like GOOD WRESTLING!?
>>1152306
The Nakamura chants during HHH/Reigns got muted so fucking fast
WWE BTFO
I can't wait to watch the crowd shit all over Raw.
>/asp/ always says Roman gets booed
>there were no boos last night but cheers during entrance and after 3 count
Explain yourselves.
>They muted the crowd and cut to fireworks outside after his win
Yeah totally
>>1152154
This is bait, right? Wrestlemania very clearly got the Smackdown treatment... Wrestle-fucking-mania, live... Pathetic.
You think HHH is worried that Shane may try and take his birth right back?
>>1152020
Shane doesn't give a shit about WWE anymore, and good for him. He has his own company and his own life. Last night was just Shane doing a favor for his old man. That's all.
>>1152020
wont be surprising if Vinces eventual death leads to some major drama between Shane and Steph/HHH.
>>1152020
Last night proved that Shane has no intention of doing that.
>inb4 mark
If he wanted to go over he would've just handed his dad a huge wad of cash and he's actually richer than Vince, HHH AND Steph so if he actually wanted to come back full time, he would've done it.
This isn't an attempt at trolling or anything, but I was wondering if pro wrestling is coming back into popularity.
>>1151861
no it's less popular than ever, the ratings are still gonna get worse on top of it. Unless you count its popular with Britbongs and Pooinloos
No, it was just the biggest night of the year for pro rasslin so it seems that way.
Ratings are at record lows and it's still considered a kids show, any blip on the public radar recently was purely because of Mania season
Who is this semen demon?
the next Tyler Breeze or Ascension once he hits the main roster
>>1151804
the Audible NXT champ
>>1151804
Is he gay?
can someone explain to me why brock is even feuding with people? He's this crazy beast who is also a former UFC champion, of course they won't have him lose to anyone or look weak
i really don't see the point for him to still be here since its obvious all hes gonna do is bury people
Maybe if Ambrose didn't look like a marathon runner these days, they could've had a convincing match.
>>1151792
They're building him to have the highest power level ever so when he eventually is beaten clean by Roman it'll make him look extra strong.
>street fight match
>nothing but kendo sticks and ddt's onto chairs
>the one time with the barbwire baseball bat ends with Ambrose missing his swing, eating an f5 and then getting pinned
If the booking won't even commit, why even bother booking these violent matches. Either Brock or the bookers are pussies and since Brocks very readily bled in his past matches I'm feeling inclined to beleive it's the latter.
>RAW opens
>Shane stood in the ring with the biggest fucking lockbox you've ever seen
>down comes Vince
>he's pissed
>"THAT LOCKBOX IS MINE"
>"Indeed it is dad...
>...only I forgot to lock it"
>Vince gulps
>Door slowly swings open
>OUT...
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LOCKBOX ON A POLE
If Judy Bagwell and a forklift are involved, I say book it!
>"and bro I've got to level with you...
>I've been locked in that box for fifteen years trying to deal with some woman in Florida and some suits at Spike TV over the phone...
>and bro, I'm ready to book some wrestling...
>not "sports entertainment" bro, WRESTLING...
>and so as my first act as commissioner I am booking a huge match in the main event...
>it will...
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ITT: We wait for the return of the A+ Player
save us crossfit jesus
Too good for WWE.
>>1151424
Even this jabroni would pick things up after the shitfest tonight
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he literally and not figuratively made it
I'm pretty happy for him
he probably should just retire tomorrow, cause it's probably not going to get any better
>>1151178
gonna be depressed as fuck when he loses it tomorrow
this nigger made it
Is The Ascension finally getting a push with their new balding guy with the Hot Topic tattoos going over at the Battle Royale? I didn't even know they had a new member, was this set up on Smackdown?
wat
his stomach looks like it's sad
>>1151115
He's lost a lot of weight
His stomach lost some of his friends
Just gonna leave this here
please have sex
>>1151009
who the fuck are all of these faggots?
Is that a WM32 poster?
The 2010 NBA All Star Game broke the all time indoor attendance record, previously held by WrestleMania III at 93,173 spectators, with 108,713 spectators which was held at AT&T Stadium (then called Cowboys Stadium) which later held WrestleMania 32 that shattered WWE's previous record with 101,763, but still remains in second place behind the basketball game.
So what could or what will shatter the all time indoor attendance record and is there a chance of it being a WWE event?
Why does the three largest numbers mentioned in this thread end in 3's?
>>1150749
Triangles have 3 sides
>>1150723
Here's the real number.
