what did he mean by this?
>>1235707
He got triggered and rump roasted
>>1235707
>half the world watches Superstars
>half the world does
Shit. Is Dean Mark/Breeze Mark/Carter actually just Breeze? The delusion is on the same level.
How long does he have left?
How drastically will shit change when he's dead?
Will you mark out?
>>1235351
It's kinda fucked up, but all it takes is a few REALLY simple decisions that would be the difference between the Vince McMahon memorial Raw to start with tears or YES chants.
>>1235351
How long does he have left?
How drastically will shit change when he's dead?
Will you mark out?
Begging you to lose some weight and go outside, if you're posting this unironically
>>1235357
That sword is just impractical.
This guy pretty much sucks, till date I can't even remember his name. How long till he is a jobber?
>>1235320
Jobber, you kidding?
Vince creams his panties over this guy.
He gets more pop than sami ZZZZ
Lmao
>>1235323
Good so do i desu, we need a guy that can bury all the vanilla midgets coming from NXT
I can't believe Jacqueline actually got booed by the crowd. Were they gay or were they marks? Her tits are absolutely sublime here. In fact I'd say Jacqueline won this contest hands down, even if Sable's hand paint had counted as a bikini.
>>1235277
Probably just racists, i always though she was pretty hot
>>1235277
BASED King staring intently at her booty. /r/squaredcircle and cuckculture BTFO.
>>1235283
I'm pretty racist but when Jacqueline turns to the side and there is that incredible side boob, my cock is hard as a rock and I would literally submit myself to slavery just to hold her breast in my sweaty palm for two seconds.
a KING
>small dick
>cheater
>Most laughable WWE "title reign"
>2.4 record low
>flippy shit
>gay blond hair
>Powerranger attire
>jew nose
>shit on the mic
>friends with daniel bryan
>Worst Shield member
>lowest Shield memeber drawer
>loved by beta morons who has a 5'5 dick
>>1235117
>>Most laughable WWE "title reign"
>>2.4 record low
Hi Romark
>>1235117
>>small dick
He's 5.5 inches
that's not small
>tmw you realize this will be the only watchable thing on the network
>he doesn't watch edge and Christian show
>he doesn't watch Table for 3
*guitar riff*
*biggest pop in the history of wwe*
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>1234761
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>*biggest pop in the history of wwe*
It's called soda.
Gimmicks that only you like.
I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KpMXRv4iUo
>>1234726
You're not alone. Though if it was anyone else, I'd probably hate it. Cody can make any gimmick look amazing.
>>1234726
These guys deserved so much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nz-gjehTcY
>>1234726
Stardust rules. Cody can roll with any gimmick, and I think there's something there if creative would just give him something to work with instead of just jobbing all over.
>mfw he pulled out those ladders at WM 31 and 32
Choose one
>>1234488
Brie
>>1234488
>Asscheek tattoo
>Tramp stamp
Jesus.
RECORD LOW
My god... The Pooest of the Loo... the most Pajeet post I have ever seen...
>>1234359
What if he's right?
Designated
>>1234359
>none of the wrestling matches are scripted...
Are they destined to do this forever?
>>1234186
i hope so
really enjoy those two guys
stint at tag team
break up
feud again
welcome to your next 4 years
>>1234186
>inb4 Sami dies and Owens snaps killing his family and kid
Post what you have
>big show isn't important.
>The Shield was a mistake
>The Shieldetty's didn't kill the ratings!
Do you guys think Bonesaw was pissed that Spider-man shot on him? He was just trying to put on a good show.
>>1233833
The Human Spider was never a draw
>>1233833
Bonesaw was an unsafe worker, Peter saw them stretching out the jobber when he was walking in, and decided to shoot on him to put him in his place, totally deserved.
But in all seriousness, I really like it how Bonesaw has a gaggle of hoes demeaning his opponents as they make their way to the ring, was that ever done by anyone else?
http://www.wrestling-online.com/wwe/raw-rating-for-04252016/
>Monday Night Raw this week drew a total of 3,128,000 viewers, the worst rating since November 30, 2015.
>Last week’s taped Raw drew 3,335,000 viewers so the show lost over 200,000 viewers.
>Hour one - 3,263,000 viewers, Hour two - 3,184,000 viewers, Hour three - 2,938,000 viewers.
The Shield was a mistake. When will Based Cena come back and save the WWE?
>>1233792
May 30th
>>1233792
I'M NOT A GOOD GUY
I'M NOT A BAD GUY
I'M A RECORD LOW RATINGS GUY
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/asp/, can you help a poor schmuck out?
I'm working on a paper for a film theory class, focused on analyzing women's wrestling (in the WWE) and how there are correlations with film (for instance, the shoot out between two women in the climax of Johnny Guitar)
td;lr
When are times that women's wrestling were actually engaging and not just fan service?
>>1233424
Please Have Sex
>>1233424
Please have sex
>>1233424
becky vs sasha, the moty that everyone forgot
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