Been away for 3 weeks. Can someone tell me what the fuck he did?
Also is he going to LU because that seems prime for his comic book antics
>>1360187
He wanted to be Cody again and they wouldn't let him so he left
>>1360187
He doesn't want to do comic book antics.
He was begging them to let him be Cody again.
https://twitter.com/PrinceCGR/status/734501299337584641
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Disgusting pancake boobs, not a real woman
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+
>Feminist
Fuck this ugly whore.
She should an hero. Easy fix for being such a failure.
>>1360149
Sasha is uglier and worse tho.
Oh thee irony
http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/cm-punk-ufc-debut/
>>1360128
>UFC are confirmed to promote SS due to using Brock just as WWE are promoting UFC 200
>the chance that Punk will walk into the octagon for the first ever time as viewers here the announcers shill Summerslam
>the chance he'll have a SS logo plastered on his trunks
CAN'T WAKE UP
He should just walk in on his WWE entrance desu senpai
>>1360144
Might as fucking well at this point
If you could see Stephanie take 1 finisher, which would it be?
>>1359958
my dick
Viscagra
Storm cradle driver
Can someone please explain how the FUCK this happened?
>>1359740
Do you want the real answer or the butthurt one?
>Real
She's ugly and use tons of make up.
Now while wrestling she sweats and her make up gets off so you have that.
>Butthurt
P-Photoshop
>>1359751
I mean that fucking hairline.
>>1359757
Black girls and hassidic jews habitually shave their heads down to a crew cut and wear a wig / weave.
WE MUST GO NOW
TO THE SANCTUARY OF OUR GENESIS!
>>1359733
What did he mean by this?
>>1359746
BROTHER NERO
>>1359769
fat fuck janny spergs out when you post this. i've been warned
>CM Punk fucking sucks.
>Dude is stalling UFC.
>Dude will not fight one single time in UFC.
>Will retire due to age/injury/surgery.
>Been in UFC for 2 or 3 years.
>Zero fights.
>Pleb.
>>1359462
Fuck this emo nerd faggot.
>>1359462
ikr worst faggot ever - he will get knocked out in his first fight
Emo fighter? 0% chance of winning
Create a dream Wrestlemania 33 card
Anybody who is injured right now will be healed
>>1359293
1.Pissbreak for the Women's title with literlly who vs literally who
literally who 1 retains
2.Ladder match for the USA belt Cena (c) vs Ryder
Ryder wins
3.6 man HiaC for the Intercontinental belt AJ Styles (c) vs Nakamura vs Balor vs Zayn vs Owens
Whatever neckbeards like more
4.The club (c) vs E&C Tornado Tag
E&C win
5. No holds for the World Heavyweight Championship Lesnar (c) vs Orton
Both can't continue thus lesnar retains
6. Triple Threat Extreme Rules for the Undisputed WWE Championship (Winged eagle) Reigns (c) vs Rollins vs Ambrose
Roman retains
>>1359293
WWE Championship : Roman Reigns (C) vs Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose
-I dont know who the fuck wins
World Heavyweight Championship - Last Man Standing Match : Kevin Owens (C) vs Sami Zayn
-Kevin Owens get his Wrestlemania moment
Intercontinental Championship - Ladder Match : Chris Jericho (C) vs Apollo Crews vs Neville vs Kalisto vs Cesaro vs Dolph Ziggler
-Neville wins and feud with Jericho
United States Championship : Rusev (C) vs Kurt Angle
-I love RuRu but Angle wins
WWE Tag Team Championship : The Club (C) vs Enzo And Big Cass vs The New Day vs Luke Harper And Erick Rowan
-Enzo And Big Cass are autistic as fuck but they win
WWE Women Championship : Charlotte (C) vs Bailey vs Asuka
-Bailey wins
Dusty Rhodes Memorial Battle Royal : Cody Rhodes return and win
No Holds Barred Match : Brock Lesnar vs Samoa Joe
-Samoa Joe barely wins
The Rock And Ronda Rousey vs Triple H And Stephanie McMahon
-The Rock And Ronda Rousey win
John Cena vs The Undertaker
-The Undertaker wins
AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura
-AJ Styles wins
Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton
-Bray Wyatt wins
>>1359320
Sounds like shit desu
What is the most obscene, disgusting and vile outlaw match you have ever seen, /asp/?
For me it is this appearance by Road Dogg at JCW BM2010. I nearly puked while watching it. (Skip to 19'45").
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CHCWUvZCa0
>>1359288
>JCW
>watching JCW
Nope, not ever. It doesn't qualify as outlaw, just haven for drug addicts.
>>1359291
>qualify as outlaw
>outlaw
Juggalo swill.
I heard it was to get his spine removed....
>>1359273
No, that comes once he steps into the octagon.
Emo fighter? Not a chance
>>1359273
>implying he had a spine to begin with......
>GOAT
>Rich
>Famous
>Sexiest man on wrestling ever
>6'4
>Big dick
>Football player
>Great husband and dad
>Never gives up
>Doesn't care about being hated
>smarks are literally obsessed with him
>destroyed HHH
>destroyed Deanetty
>cousin of The Rock
>destroyed sheamus
>Destroyed and buried indie manlet styles
>Impressive powermoves
>Record attendance at Wrestlemania
>Outsells John Cena in merchandise
>paid his dues on NXT
>Cuck Manlet Punk left hecause he was jealous of Roman
>Every week he saves the ratings Dean Ambrose destroys
>Women literally crave Roman
>Won the World title agaisnt all odds
>Works all weeks even if he's a top superstar
>kids love him
>his only haters are overweight bitter manchilds
>better than Hogan
>better than Cena
>Most powerful wrestler ever
>Has never been pinned clean
Why is he so based?
AJ AFTER LAST NIGHT I GOT ALOTTA RESPECT FOR YOU
HELL I DIG WHAT YOU DID HERE
I FEEL EVERYTHING YOU SAID
<CITY NAME> DO YOU LIKE AJ?
YOU KNOW WHATS THEY NOT GONNA LIKE?
ITS WHEN I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUFF AT <PPV NAME>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1358948
Only the last one is semi-true. He's definitely top three power level ever, though, for now. Number one will always and forever be Andre the Giant
>>1358982
No, number one would be the ultimate warrior. Fucker was to powerful for even Hogan to pin.
>According to a Jeremy Botter of FloCombat, CM Punk's first UFC fight is targeted for UFC 202 on August 20 in Las Vegas.
>Botter, who was none too happy about the ban of MMA Fighting's Ariel Helwani, took to Twitter to mention the bout was targeted for the undercard of the Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor headlined show. Botter mentioned that he hoped he 'didn't ruin any plans.' Punk will face Mickey Gall in the fight
>>1358946
Yeah, we'll see.
>>1358946
Fight Phil Fight
Bork resigned after punk and is fighting before him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhc8-kp3mVY
Is he right?
>Corny
No.
>>1358920
>Kenny Omega
>New Japan
>Current IWGP IC Champ
>Two time IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champ
>Former Junior Heavyweight Tag Champ
>All Japan
>Former World Junior Heavyweight Champ
>Can't make it in a major promotion
I'm less than a minute into the video and Corny is objectively wrong about at least one thing.
>>1358930
Samefagging here. Although I disagree with what he says about Omega, The Young Bucks are spot monkey shitters. So Corny isn't wrong about everything.
Do you support The Big Dog?
>>1358883
YES I SUPPORT MY KING <3
Why would you?
What would happen if you walked up to Trips while he was out having dinner with his family or walking down the street and said the following:
"Hey Paul, I mean Hunter, I'm what you'd call a smark, heh. You made a career out of burying people more talented than you, and Roman Reigns is shit. You mad? MELTZER RULES!"
why would i say any of that to based trips
>>1358797
>implying you'd get into any restaurant that based haich eats at
>>1358797
Honestly I would approach him call him Triple H or Hunter (Depends on circumstances) ask to shake his hand and thank him for the entertainment he has brought.
