> Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault.
He had a lazy wife
>>1360350
Kek absolutely savage
Fuckin kek that is almost as great as when Newt Gingrich divorced his cancer ridden wife while she was dieing in the hospital.
Legit question. Dude has done nada for going on years now.
Still threads about him every day on here. All day. People are still obsessed with "trolling" about him even though nobody cares about him other than the people making the threads.
Do these people think they are somehow communicating a message to the man himself? As if he reads this board? Do they feel like they need to "teach a lesson" to anyone who cares about CM Punk?
I know the basic answer is
>autism
but I would be interested in hearing some theories explained in greater detail.
>>1360326
it's because they miss him
they wanna see him get his ass kicked because they want him back in WWE
also most of anti-punk threads are made by 1 obsessed autist with severe abandonment issues
>>1360332
>also most of anti-punk threads are made by 1 obsessed autist with severe abandonment issues
Can anything be done about it? Or is /asp/ like #52 in order of priority boards for the mod team?
>bret hart is so fucking mean wtf
Huh?
>>1360361
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0605/612397/seth-rollins-says-bret-hart-unprofessional-and-reckless-comments/
>>1360367
What a baby
Is he autistic?
>>1359894
Him and Roman both are fucking spergs
https://youtu.be/GV9ztFfBaWw
2:20 until the end
>>1359899
dont project so hard anon
How fucked is he?
>>1359883
>suffer loss
>lose any threat he currently possesses when he returns
What the fuck was Vince thinking?
>>1359890
>losing a real fight affects fake fighting
>>1359890
>loses to a Samoan
>returns to WWE
>jobs to a Samoan
pottery
>WWE needs to stop drug testing in WWE for anything aside from hard drugs.
>Roids need to come back or at least be allowed in a wrestlers own privacy.
I am sick of seeing manlets dance around the ring, and long for a time when REAL wrestlers make a return.
Cage, Steiner, Warrior, Hogan, Kane, Big guys like that.
Wrestling is now unbelievable as most of us grew up during the attitude era and cartoon eras.
We have stuck by WWE on and off through the aggression era, reality era, and so on.
>There will never be another group like the road warriors whilst roids and drugs are banned in WWE.
>Why are roids even banned?
WWE is not a competitive sport and steroids should not be tested for.
Nobody dies of roids. They die of drug cocktails and years of abuse.
10 wrestlers died of roids - and it's the roids fault?
>No.
Millions of people have used roids - and millions of people are still alive.
>Wrestlers deaths is another conspiracy all together.
>Notice how only the guys who pissed off Vince or Hunter seem to have died.
WWE thinks it is some kind of hybrid real world competitive sport but it is not.
WWE will die if they keep hiring manlets to do the jobs of real men.
Seth Rollins is tiny compared to the Ultimate warrior.
As a grown adult, I can not invest in somebody less manly than myself.
>As most WWE fans are now in their 30's, a lot of them are bigger than every single wrestler on TV, and they could crush them in real life with ease.
We need bigger more intimidating guys in the WWE.
This PG nonsense must tone down.
>Anyone against this idea is under 18.
Literally the first example of a mastdon you listed is wrestling right fucking now.
>Seth Rollins is tiny compared to the Ultimate warrior.
So were dozens of Warrior's peers. You have no point. Rollins is jacked-to-fuck now as well.
>As a grown adult, I can not invest in somebody less manly than myself.
So you have no problem with investing in Tyler Breeze?
>>1359601
>Seth rollins is a mastadon
Seth Rollins is a manlet.
Are you fucking hi?
>>1359601
Like, the dude's fucking five feet eleven.
200lbs.
Are you even serious...
Is this guy good?
He somehow makes himself worse than he truly is with all of that dumb fruity shit he insists on adding to his matches.
If the "Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m" pasta became a wrestler, it would be Colt Cabana.
>>1359428
Who????????
>>1359428
who the fuck is this clown?
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They're debuting soon on WWE.
Tits
I'll keep abreast of this development
Which logo was the best?
WWE scratch logo was the best logo the WWE/F ever had
If the modern logo didn't have the scratch it would be just about perfect
>>1358965
Not even close.
>>1358990
That logo is too corny
>wrestling fags will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMo8dZcm6ao
>>1358916
>GET THE FUCK OUT WRESTLING FAGS , THIS IS MY BOOAARRDDD MUUHHH. GLORIOUS SKATE MASTER RACE!!!1!1!!!1
>>1358916
>Living Dead Girl
Best Wrestlefu.
>backyard wrestling
disgusting
Living Dead Girl's pretty cute though
Pic related.
Literally fucking who?
>>1358711
As if the Jobber Family wasn't big enough, now they're adding two more members?
Roman will be booked to crush all six of them in a gauntlet match.
Jay was apparently going to be hired a few years back.
And then he tweeted about shooting anybody pro-gay rights so that quickly put an end to that.
My dean is a cutie :3.
Post rare dean ambroses
my Dean spreading my Renees cheeks
tfw Vince is only allowing Brock to fight at UFC 200 so that when he comes back, he'll make Roman look strong when he jobs to him at SummerSlam.
Think about it. Especially if Brock wins his fight, he'll come back to WWE demanding for a shot at the title.
Enter Roman v Brock II: Make Roman Look Strong
Brock will get in 20 suplexes, and 3 F5's (what killed taker), Roman will kick out, hit 1 spear and pin Brock clean 1-2-3.
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1358389
Based Big Dog
This is probably true desu. Also he'll probably pull out all the stops and let them bleed and shit so people will talk about how Roman has good matches despite being the only person who's allowed to.
Who ya got to win the briefcase?
Will KO finally win the ultimate prize? Could it be Dean's time? What if ADR Sheamuses away with it? And what of the unrevealed seventh man?
>2015: Year of the Rollins
>2016: Year of the Reigns
>2017: Year of the Ambrose
It's going to be based fatass
>Top young heel in the company
>Reportedly has a big plans on him
Then there's
>Ambrose
Lol you're delusional
>Del Rio
Already had his time
>Jericho
See above, just filler.
>Cesaro
To get people's hopes up, never amounting to anything
>Sami Zayn
lmfao
>>1358336
Your tears are going to taste like candy when Ambrose wins
How hard will you mark when Dean wins MITB
>dean wins
>grabs the mic
>"i fucking hate stupid fucking tripfags and they should all kill themselves"
>dean drops the mic and goes to the back
Bretty hard senpai
>>1358329
Not at all because 1. Dean sucks and 2. It wont happen, it will either be Jericho or Based Fatass
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