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>the now biggest wrestlemania ever didn't have a single wrestlemania moment
lol
Doesn't even count, it's now a convention for wrestling fans, back then it was actually people being drawn by the match.
>>1151854
this 100%
Wrestlemania can basically be a 4 hour Raw and it won't matter. People will still tune in for the fabled "Raw after Mania" and it will still sell out in half an hour next year.
>he didn't mark for the Long Island IC
Granted it was a cynical cash in on Benoit/Eddie/Dbry's underdog cinderella stuff and he's losing the title tomorrow, but it was a nice moment.
Be honest, you marked
I was just confused desu.
>>1151771
Same. Especially when he had the same power level as Big Show.
>>1151777
Did you take any notes while watching Wrestlemania?
what i need to say.txt
>>1151634
Vince is literally screaming his lines in his ear the whole show anyway so whatever was on that sheet must have been REALLY important
You see these fags every week, like that fag clown, the stupid sign guy and hundreds of other pathetic bums who follow the WWE from town to town. You see them on twitter stalking the wrestlers at hotels, airports, and restaurants.
Take squidward for instance, his whole life revolves around taking pictures with wrestlers in airports and at hotels.
Anyone have an experience with these lowlifes?
They're the closest thing to real life tripfags possible, that's my problem with them anyways.
It's not so bad if they're not always dressing in the same clothes and shit though.
>>1151283
They're IRL tripfags
How many times do you have to take a picture with a person?
Jesus Christ
Occasional Reminder that WWE went to shit after Cuck Man Punk left
Well it kinda did, imagine if he wasn't a faggot and stuck around, he could've main evented
>>1151238
I think if they could just repair the damn bridge they'd have another great main eventer, rather than retreading the same four guys.
and it's 100% his fault for being a punk bitch
The ONLY wrestler who came out of that piece of shit pay-per-view looking better than he did before (and he'll still drop the title quick, and become a joke again anyway)
Literally nobody else came away from last night's event looking better improved or having any significant growth character-wise
>>1151142
LOL don't be so excited and happy, he will lose that championship tomorrow at Raw.
>>1151142
Steph gave me a pretty big boner
>>1151158
OP literally said that in his post
We should all skip WWE and just watch old shit on the network and do fantasy booking for a few months, we all need a break clearly and we can see if it gets any better after a few months at least
>watch old shit on the network
pffft
I'll just watch other promotions or find something better to do all together
I could torrent old shit, but I've already seen anything worth seeing
>>1151121
Watch RAW, it's their chance to redeem things and they know it (and they know we know it).
Cancel your fucking subscription if it sucks. Watch NXT when its uploaded illegally, watch LU as it broadcasts, live your life.
>K-keep the Network goys
nice try shill
>He didn't enjoy the show
>He sat there for over 7 hours being a cynical asshole refusing to enjoy himself
Why?
Why won't you just enjoy yourself?
Why do you refuse to be pleased?
>But the guy I wanted to win didn't win!
They're happy enough to have just been able to be there, everyone who entered that ring is a winner.
>Asuka is champ
>Nakamura debut
>Ibushi and ROOOOO coming to NXT
>Ryder is champ outta nowhere
>despite losing, Styles at freakin Mania
>THE LADS won
>Shaq outta nowhere
>possible Bullet Club tomorrow
P gudd. Wrestlemania weekend.
>>1151065
I tried man but it was just getting worse and worse
>>1151065
I liked a lot of it but the last 20 minutes were pretty bad you know there is a problem if the WWE have to mute crowd microphones
They wasted that interview with him by not letting Scott Hall interject as he's marking out.
I want to die
>>1150980
That is pretty fucking cool
Just inflate my tickets by about 16,000 people senpai.
>>1150690
How would he know
How does he know?
>>1150696
He was there. He has Mexican counting skills
Kurt Enwal
my dude samoan joe costing reigns the title
Vince dying a week ago
Alright guys, how about this for Wrestlemania instead of what you just saw?
>Reigns vs Cena for the belt that ends with Reigns turning heel if booed or he gets a face win if he's cheered
>Rollins vs Triple H
>Ambrose vs Lesnar but with more weapons and extended to like 15 more minutes
>Sasha vs Becky vs Charlotte but Sasha wins instead
>Styles beats Jericho with Styles Clash
>Ryder...
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>>1150575
Vast improvement. I'd have Becky or Charlotte win the title but other than that this would have been a very solid event.
So what's next? Does the story just disappear or does the "lockbox" come into play? Or does everyone just stop watching?
>>1150465
Lockbox? You mean the toolbox?
its steph nudes
get hyped
>>1150465
>Roman and Shane work together
It sounds so stupid it might work.
Can we just take a moment to discuss how fucking sexy Lana looked tonight?
>>1150345
damn
>>1150345
>liking blondes
rock bottom yourself my man
why is she allowed to have hips and charlotte is constructed out of rectangles
bitch is basically a game of tetris smdh
![Undertaker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e5jgm70.jpg "Undertaker[1].jpg")
Undertaker retired
yeah he left his gloves in the ring
that was his last fucking match rofl
Thank god.
Good, I legit thought he was having a heart attack at one point. But dont worry he'll show up to bury someone the crowd loves at a mania.
