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Post YFW the rock comes out to save roman only to get superman punched for "stealing his spotlight" and roman wins the title and becomes the most hated heal in recent memory ....since the rock
>>1131620
Mfw
Also
>heal
>>1131620
>more boring roman in the main event
he can't cut a promo, being heel won't change that
>inb4 someone posts that basic as fuck watch promo
WWE seem genuinely scared of turning their main guys heel. Once Cena went super babyface, he never went heel again for example.
I guess anything is possible at Mania though. Just as long as they stop or at least vastly cut down his shitty promos. Or better yet, stick someone like Paul Heyman on him. Paul is God tier on the mic
How hard are you gonna mark out when Bill Goldberg makes his WWE return during at mania today?
>>1131486
>marking for goldberg
>2016
would mark harder for gillberg
>>1131486
Goldberg a shit
Why the fuck theres Snoop Dogg in hall of fame and not Cyndi Lauper when she basically helped build Wrestlemania and Rock 'n' Wrestling Era?
Because she's not relevant into today's pop culture and Snoop is. Snoop Dogg would get more non-wrestling fans to watch the HOF show than Cyndi would.
>>1131334
> not relevant into today's pop culture
> she, like others, helped build pop culture since early 80's
>>1131331
She probably banged Steph so now Vince hates her for ever and ever
>its a fans chant the same 3 fucking chants every match even tho the psychology in the ring doenst merit it, event
do these fucking bafoons not know how to show natural reaction to something wtihout chanting "blank-is gonna kill you" or "holy shit"
also how fucking pathetic was that lame americuck attempt trying to do London's baylee be my girll chant that lasted 5 seconds cause they couldnt sync up
then half of every other match you'd hear the goons near the crowd mics trying to start something...
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That their ring psychology and work rate dumb ass
>>1131240
>also how fucking pathetic was that lame americuck attempt trying to do London's baylee be my girll chant
Implying it wasn't the britcucks who fly across the planet to watch a fake sport chanting that. A large fraction of Wrestlemania crowds are international.
>also the fucking Mavs outdrew the event that same night at the American Airlines Arena by 2x as many fans
AA Arena holds almost 20k people. NXT Dallas was held in a convention...
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I blame the euros for bringing this trend of "chant stupid shit" over. Americans never did this until the business went down and shit-toothed Britbongs infiltrated our world.
Is he autistic?
No, he just smells how he looks
Kevin Owens looks more like someone you'd expect to have his own youtube channel where he angrily rants about videogames.
I like based fatass.
As long as he 's the only fat guy im good
MOTY?
MOTY for sure
>babby's first nakamura match
Wasn't even Nakamura's best match all year (vs Styles at Wrestle Kingdom), you saw him at his minimum power level. Btw, MOTY so far is Dragon Lee vs Kamaitachi at Fantastica Mania.
>>1130638
Not OP but I didn't think the styles v nakamura match was as good as people say.
The match with zayn would of been moty to me if zayn cooled down on the no selling a bit (was his farewell match though was it not?) And if the back to back punches part didn't look so weak.
Idk if they were holding back for a bit there or if they were just really gassed, but it looked whack.
>>1130620
It's a bit early mate.
Who is the most overrated indy wrestler?
>>1130473
Shitsuke Nakameme
>>1130473
Styles
Jay Lethal
>>1130473
Apollo Crews
In June or something Wade Barrett will leave WWE and go to TNA as King Stuart. Stuart will perform the Bullhammer (now the Bullsledge) on Drew Galloway. He will debut his new catchphrase, "This News Isn't Good", and botch his first promo by calling Galloway "Drew McIntyre". All hail King Stuart.
> actually writing this
>Tna
That's long dead.
LU makes more sense
>>1130420
Marcus Louis and Sylvester Lefout went to TNA. i also probably misspelled the latter's name.
So Sexy Star is joining WWE from the looks of it.
WWE has become quite aggressive with signing all these international stars lately, is it the work of Haitch?
>>1130268
That's Kalisto's waifu m8
>>1130275
Kalisto married Sexy Star?
Nice.
If Sexy Star got signed then maybe she'd finally learn to work instead of just pulling off the same level of work of a mediocre luchador, but getting by because she has tits.
BASED CROSSFIT JESUS
shitty reckless wrestler. who will he injure next?
>>1130242
TRULY AN A+ PLAYER
Ended Cena too.
B
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This shit felt really shoot-esque. Joe seemed to be really pissed that Balor cut him, Joe was hitting really hard after that. What do you guys think?
also has anyone pointed out that Devitt quite literally shat his pants last night?
Welcome to Samoa Joe matches. Looks like he's bullying and murdering people, but everyone says he's great to work with and a totally considerate professional at all times.
>>1129602
10/10 - Would cripple self again.
>Becky Lynch dress
Pix?
>>1128573
post pictures faggot. I need a becky wank
>>1128573
Post pics you fucking faggot
We post our dream WM main event match using wrestlers from 80s-current year. My dream match would be WWE Kurt Angle with the c.2005 Wrestling Machine gimmick vs 1997 Bret Hart
>>1128672
Bryan would fucking die dude, I love Bryan but he's still a 5'8 manlet going up against the former UFC Heavyweight Champion. The result would be the squash match that occurred at Summerslam 2014, that was supposed to be him in that match but he got hurt so Cena took his place.
>>1128516
Prime Sting (Crow) vs Prime UT (Pre biker).
Prime RocknSock vs Prime Outsiders.
Prime Stone Cold vs Prime DDP.
Prime Goldberg vs Prime Lesnar.
Prime Warrior vs Prime Piper.
Prime Macho vs Prime Hogan (no creative control).
Prime Flair vs Prime Arn.
Prime Steiner (no mic censor) vs Hogan.
Vader vs Bam Bam.
Big Show vs Kane.
name a shittier cringe gimmick
Zombie biker jujitsu student who prepares corpses for funerals and shoots fireworks out of walls and can teleport.
Redneck who drinks a lot.
Guy who tries to be as edgy as possible and calls himself rated R.
>>1128430
he, as the demon, is looking up at his angel father and daring him to come down so he can eat his soul.
what are you retarded?
Anyone else bust out laughing when he came out with a bladeless chainsaw?
nancy benoit's final moments looked something like this
Thats what happens when you take steroids and do stupid headbutts
I wonder if he did stuff with the body, like, ya know, stuff.....
>>1127601
i dunno but i have it on good authority he ended the match with a suicide dive
