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Why do they love Roman so much?
Because he is brown just like them.
And indians don't know Wrestling is fake
>>1119248
They don't understand English so they don't know how terrible he is on the mic
They watch edited Raws so they never see him get booed
They still think it's real
they shit in the streets so they're not very smart
Is there ANYONE that likes this guy that isn't named Vince McMahon?
>>1119245
Stephanie McMahon.
>>1119260
I'm pretty sure Steph doesn't either
I've not watched WWE since the early 2000's (apart from watching that one WrestleMaina when Undertaker was finally beaten)
Most of my heroes have died, quit, or moved to other promotions, and I have no idea who a lot of the current performers are
How do I got about catching up on this homosexual soap opera ?
Chris Benoit was actually innocent don't listen to the lies
>>1118986
I couldn't care less if he killed his family or not, he was a cool guy
>>1118974
Money in the Bank 2011
Extreme Rules 2012
SummerSlam 2013
Wrestlemania 30
watch those first
Another reason to stay out of prison
Not like he's gonna miss anything this year; so far it's shaping up to be one of the worst Manias ever
>>1118956
yeah?
>tfw the only person on the show he would recognize is HHH
brendan: where's cena
mom: huh
brendan: where's john cena
mom: he's hurt
brendan: yeah?
mom: yeah
mom: he's hurt sweetie
brendan: mom
mom: yeah
brendan: where's orton
mom: he's hurt brendan
brendan: yeah?
mom: yeah
>>1119088
>The Undertaker
>Shane McMahon
>Brock Lesnar
>Chris Jericho
So what do you guys think of the new WWE Women's Championship belt?
its not divas anymore its strong independent women's championship belt
>>1118449
Please let's not use the word "diva" anymore...
>>1118449
>world heavyweight title
It's time to admit that you miss him.
It didn't even take all of his last return promo for me to get sick of him again.
> IT WAS A LUCKY KICK, ALBERTO (I totally didn't get KTFO)
>>1118163
I really don't, sometimes I forget he was ever even there.
>>1118163
I do miss him a little, but not as much as I"m glad he's gone. (If that makes sense.)
Is she autistic?
No, fuck off
>>1118035
No. But you clearly are, OP.
>>1118041
>he rents outdated meme images
From this week's Wrestling Observer Newsletter:
> At press time, WrestleMania had 85,000 tickets out for $13.5 million, both records. There have been virtually no primary outlet sales in the last week because almost no tickets are left. There may be some seats released at the last minute after production is moved in and seats are opened, but the real attendance figure won’t be much above this figure. At press time on Stubhub, you can get a standing room party pass for $21 and the cheapest actual seat would be $175. Stadium officials have noted...
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> The 32-man Global Cruiserweight Tournament that will air on Wednesday nights, starting 7/13, on the WWE Network at 9 p.m., right after NXT, is expected to be filmed in its entirely from 6/20 to 6/24 at Full Sail University in Orlando. They will be taping two episodes per night over the five nights, with the finals airing on 9/14. The plan is to make this the first of what would be an annual tradition with the company. At this point the qualifying matches are all to be taped, but probably not air in their entirety on the WWE Network as at this point production is of the belief that no WWE production people will be involved in shooting the qualifiers and they will just use the footage that the promotion itself would be filming.
> What’s noted is that Revolution Pro does have a relationship with both New Japan and ROH, and that’s where things can get sticky. Revolution Pro has brought the biggest New Japan stars to the U.K. and were instrumental in Will Ospreay getting his New Japan deal, as Ospreay is geared for a push there due to his being introduced by Kazuchika Okada and being added to the Chaos stable. It will be interesting how politics play out since ROH is obviously looked at as a competitor to NXT and it’s pretty much inherent that New Japan and WWE are going to be major competitors in the Japanese market going forward, not to mention WWE stripped New Japan of four major stars in January.
> At this point all the inductees for the regular Hall of Famers have been announced. Big Bossman will be inducted by Ken Johnson, who was his manager, Slick, during his first heel run in the late 80s. The others are Ric Flair for Sting, which is a good choice; Vader for Stan Hansen, which is a weird choice (Ted DiBiase or John Laurinaitis are closer to the company and would be better, but Vader they may see as a bigger name); New Day for the Freebirds, John Layfield and Ron Simmons for Charles Wright and The Dudleys for Jacqueline Moore. The Dudleys make...
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>>1117915
Based Vince did it
HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
What 40 year old at WWE thought this was a good idea?
>>1117721
That's a turkey
>>1117743
turkey on a pole obviously eric bischoff
FINALLY! I was hoping for it. New belt, new name, I'm starting to see change! What you guys think?
They have to rename it because none of the new female wrestlers are actually hot or sexy.
>>1117678
non-ironically this
except Becky
>>1117678
This is honestly true.
None of them look like the early 2000s/1990s women
Would you buy a pair of used wrestling trunks from a female wrestler?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/WWE-NXT-Peyton-Royce-signed-ring-worn-purple-wrestling-gear/162019617360?
>>1117625
God no. Their actual panties that have rubbed against vagoo/asshole, sure. For like 5 bucks.
wew no.
I can't believe people actually do though
>>1117625
Ew, no. Not from a match against Eva Marie.
look at the anguish on the face of dominick
WHERE THE FUCK WAS VICKIE?
was he autistic?
Who could ever forget this?
Boss and Ross edition
>>1117043
Never has so little ass been inside the ring at the same time
>liking barn animals
smdh
>wrestlers that are literally you
Ill start
>>1116709
REDDIT GO BACK TO.
>>1116709
I'll just answer on behalf of the rest of the board.
>skimming past wms because bored
>see wm 26
>same amount of matches as upcoming 32
>26 has one pre-show match made purely to make use of their talent
>32 has four
>they will stretch 7 matches over a four hour PPV
>>1116680
nigga the pre-show is part of the 4 hours
>>1116680
This means the Divas will get a 25 minute classic! YES! They finally got their chance.
>>1116688
No it's not.
Mania has always been a four hour show.
The pre-show that features those four matches is two hours.
