Meanwhile, he's sitting at home watching the Wrestlemania IC match he's not in, watching Balor surpass his longest NXT title reign record and watching them hype up the cruiserweight tourny he likely won't be a part of anymore.
A moment of silence for Flipshit McGeordie.
>>1127520
The Man Crowds Forgot
let 2016 be the year that the WWE gets rid of all their vanilla midgets.
I miss him desu
How to fix wrestling
1. Take advantage of Daniel Bryan's retirement and let him win the champion one more time. (bret hart did this with the us title).real wrestling fans have suffered for three years of his injury. Make AJ styles world champion already and make him retire Jericho.
2. Bring any real superstars back while they still can, such as Goldberg, Batista, Rock, Austin, Taker, and Sting.
3. Arrest Michael Cole and the other commentators for poisoning people's minds with vocabulary of 100 words.
4. Cena dual retirement and heel turn in one day.
5. Have guy wrestlers that look and act like girls and girl wrestlers that look and act like men.
6. Force the underageb& to watch 50 hours NXT on the Network before watching today's WWE as initiation and cleansing.
7. Just fire Roman Reigns and start all over if that's necessary.
8. Let the bad guys win. The idea that the right thing always happens eventually is literally an ancient Chinese idea, and it's no coincidence that Cena loves China. Face it, there's nothing American about John Cena, he is a pinko who hates freedom. A real American sheriff at least lets the outlaws break a few things so the story's better.
9. Let female wrestlers fight for the wwe champion, i believe we can do that now knowing our main women roster
i wrote this and no one even gave me any thoughts!?
Bryan's headed for new Japan tho
>>1128510
HoF is on.
Also almost every idea is retarded and no one wants to get in to a retard fight with you.
So here's you
>(you)
Worth a punt?
If HHH vs Reigns is the main event HHH retains
If Shane vs Taker is the main event, HHH loses
>>1127438
You don't already know who's going over and who's not?
>>1127438
You have mental issues if you're seriously betting on Haitch
Who wins this next?
>>1127174
He'll beat Balor and the fake bullet club at whatever Japanese network event they do
Enzo Amore.
Should I?
do whatever you want
if you want to support sasha go ahead
I would just feel like wearing an autist wearing that though desu
>>1127163
Any suggestions on WWE shirts that won't let me stand out like a sore thumb?
4XL? Christ man! It's time to get off the internet
Main roster when?
Gotta win that strap first senpai.
>>1127000
I think they will just make him the NXT champ over the next year or two. He reminds me of a young Undertaker.
>>1127096
This. He's still kinda green and can use a little more experience before getting the callup. Just build him up as an attraction star over the next year and maybe give him the title. They should at least build him up as a legitimate threat before setting him loose on the main roster, since at the moment he's just that hairy biker guy who gets beaten up by the indie manlet of the month. Make people give a shit about him.
When did it all go so wrong?
>>1126990
This is actually quite accurate.
>>1126990
Smarks ruined wrestling.
Trips wanted to be loved by smarks to much that he ruined it too
>>1126990
good NXT died at REvolution
>tfw Ascension vs KENTA and Balor was actually pretty hype and then Finn killed NXT
Rate me /asp/
jesse we need to cook /10
It's 18+ to post on here le edgy man
>>1126954
Looks like a retarded potato, the other one is a cena fan
What if he got signed by WWE?
Booked the same as Sin Cara
>>1126698
does he come with Konnan because that's what drove his storylines when he was relevant on meme underground
>mfw Alberto thought he would be the biggest star on LU but they gave him two matches and said he just wasn't that good to deserve a mega push so he had to back to the WWE cuck shed
not for a few more years pls. i need at least season 3 and the lucha underground movie.
and when it happens they should bring in cage and pentagon too.
>the greatest manlet in the world
not very impressive last night
>inb4 you cant look impressive vs corbin
samoey did it
>>1126643
Joe is bigger
>>1126643
Joe isn't a manlet.
Calling on all Roman Reigns fans to lend their power to the big dog for his main event world title match tomorrow night at Mania
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>Wearing lifts
>Still a manlet
Why don't all wrestlers under 5'9 just become luchas?
Don't get people who like American Alpha. They're so fucking boring.
this match actually made me a huge fan of the revival
>despite that horrific double team spot
>>1126619
>I don't like crisp suplexes, a passion for wrestling, or great hot tags.
>“I had talked to Vince about wanting to go in a new direction with the character, so we set up a meeting at TV. When I got into Vince’s office he had an all blue get up laid out on his desk. I mean everything was blue; the tights, the boots, the du-rag, the shades. Everything. And then Vince pitched me his idea of making me a Crip. He had already made up his mind on having me feud with Ahmed, and since Ahmed wore red he thought he could make our feud gang related. You have to remember at that time gangsta rap was huge, and it was everywhere. But Vince wanted me to dress like a damn Smurf. I don’t think he’s ever actually seen a gang member in his life. At one part he started telling me about how if the WWF wanted to compete they were going to have to go after the guys that listened to Tupac & Snoopy The Doggy Dogg. Once again, I don't think Vince had any idea who those guys were because when he played me a sample of the music he wanted me to use it sounded like a Kool And The Gang cover band”
>“I tried my best to stay composed during all this because it was even more ridiculous than it probably sounds, but the best part in the story is the name that Vince came up with. I don’t know if it was him or Pat, but they wanted to call me Big Homie Rocky Rock. When he told me that I laughed in his face and told him the idea was BS.”
Based Rocky, there will never be another one like him. Now we got fat manlets like owens
Stories about Vince being completely out-of-touch are my favourite
>>1126559
You know that Dwayne became a huge mark for Steen years ago, right?
YOU JUST KNOW
>>1126553
BASED SHINSUKE
>>1126553
Yeah Dean and Nak have definitely sucked each other's dicks.
Damn she touched that drugged out jap pedo, why renee
>implying being a "good wrestler" matters at all to WWE
The two most profitable wrestlers of all time, Hogan and Stone Cold, were merely adequate wrestlers (Austin is good, but the character was a brawler).
People watch in droves because of characters, never because of "good wrestling". The minute Austin turned and Rock left, ratings plummeted, even though the actual wrestling got "better". This is why NXT and indie fags always sound like total morons all the time - it literally doesn't matter at all how "good" someone is in the ring.
>>1126416
Austin was really good before the neck injury.
>>1126416
>the wrestling got better when Rock & Austin left
18+
>>1126416
More casuals watched for the spectacle but less people enjoyed it. You need good ringworkers or the show is shit, FACT
t. Someone who grew up watching Hogan and Warrior
