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>A new graphic e-mailed out by WWE Network today confirms that rapper Snoop Dogg will be inducted into the Celebrity Wing of the WWE Hall of Fame next Saturday night in Dallas.
>Snoop, a big pro wrestling fan, has made several WWE TV appearances over the years and is Sasha Banks' cousin.
WHO'S THE BADDEST?
Damn wtf did Cyndi Lauper do to get shunned by Vince like this
Jesus fucking christ
Wow, Sasha is really going to be the Roman Reigns of the division, isn't she?
![wwe-2k15-brock-lesnar-edition[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PNGpEWV.jpg "wwe-2k15-brock-lesnar-edition[1].jpg")
German suplex, sometimes belly2belly suplex and f5. Why is his moveset so fucking shit?
We all know that Brock can pull of a fuckton of different suplexes.
Problem is german suplexes are basically his gimmick now, especially after SUPLEX CITY BITCH
>>1107952
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_Lesnar
Finishing moves
Brock Lock (Over-the-shoulder single leg Boston crab)[210] – 2003–2004
F-5[1] (WWE) / Verdict (NJPW/IGF) (Fireman's carry facebuster)[12] – 2002–2006; 2012–present
Kimura lock[211] – 2012–present
Shooting star press[12] – OVW; rarely used in WWE
Signature moves
Backbreaker[12]
Double or a triple non-release powerbomb[12]
Fallaway slam[12]
Flowing DDT[212]
Gorilla press slam[12]
Knee lifts to...
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>>1107952
because Suplex City is his gimmick
Kendo thread? What waza you working on? I'm living in a dorm with a somewhat low ceiling, with no club at the university, so it's frustrating not being able to do much. Does anyone have any good resources for reviewing the kata? I want to take my 3 dan test when I get the chance.
Also, how retarded would it be in theory to try a 100 man kumite with kendo
>>1102960
>good resources for reviewing the kata
The DVD from AJKF is pretty solid, not too pricey either.
>100 man kumite with kendo
A pretty similar concept exists called Tachikiri, so not too retarded.
>>1102960
If you have a low ceiling you can practice cuts in a kneeling position. It's a good stretch exercise to boot.
>>1102960
>100 man kumite with kendo
the itto shoden muto ryu, one of the forerunners of modern kendo did something similar
PRE-MANIA HYPE EDITION
>Roman Reigns wins the title
>next Raw
>"So my man, this is real life..."
>"I'm a fighting champion and I dare anyone in that locker room to get speared"
>this music hits
>https://youtu.be/-cZ7ndjhhps
>yfw
first for seth
>#2016
The Pre-show before the Pre-show because /wwe/ will be cockblocked all day
>>1131150
FIRST
>>1131150
I'm reasonably hyped even though it's a shitty card. It's still Mania. Hoping for some cool shit to happen.
I wonder what Lana's ring attire will be like.
>>1131174
Byron is mesmerized.
What wrassler are you a faggot for liking and why is it Bayley?
Also that Disney channel theme song of hers gave me a AIDS.
Her song is fun you pleb
THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW
>>1130951
WE CELEBRATE ON THE FLOOR
RIP STEVE
Who?
Taker vs Sting never happened. You had one job WWE!
>>1130132
>sign with WWE
>lose all your matches
>retire
Can you name anyone else who meets this criteria?
ITT: We debate about which one is objectively better. Try your best to make good arguments instead of calling people fedoras or telling them to have sex.
Guy on left is someone I would have fun hanging out with
Guy on right is someone who couldn't take a joke
>>1128131
Shawn is better. Now please go have sex, bretcuck.
HBK is better imo. His mat work was not as good as Brets but to be honest they both had terrible mat work, and sub par ring psychology, but HBK fucking brought it and bumped like a motherfucker to get himself and others over, and he had way better timing than Bret.
Bret Hart could wrestle one match, and it wasn't a bad match, but it wasn't very good. Although personally I liked Brets move set way better than HBKs.
-OFFICIAL HALL OF FAME THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show. There's no need to make another until image limit has been reached.
Tonight's inductees and class of 2016:
> Sting
> The Godfather
> The Fabulous Freebirds
> Big Boss Man
> Jacqueline
> Stan Hansen
> Joan Lunden
> Snoop Dogg
In how many bongs?
>>1127582
Half a bong my brother.
I just took a wicked shit. Burnt my ring.
Bret laying down some truth bombs to WWE
>“I’m just being honest and I have to say that this year’s Wrestlemania card is the worst Wrestlemania card in history. I won’t be watching it, I couldn’t care less about it. The characters mean nothing, the titles mean nothing. I’m embarrassed by it.”
“I think they have done an awful job of trying to get Roman Reigns over for WrestleMania and quite honestly they made their biggest mistake at this year’s Royal Rumble. They had the right idea by putting him in from the start...
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>>1126880
But but muh based haitch!
>>1126880
he's not wrong about Roman
but New Day vs Lads, Brock vs Dean, AJ vs Jericho, and the overbooked nightmare of Shane vs Taker will all be entertaining as fuck
I'm looking forward to tomorrow (and HoF tonight)
>Caring what a man without a prostate thinks
Literal cucks
just checking my singles
>>1126737
>I legitimately hate Roman Reigns
First for /neet/
>"This is awesome" every 5 minutes
>"This is wrestling"
>[Chant referencing wrestlers previous non-WWE gimmick]
>"Holy shit" just in response to Nakamura entering the ring
>"Fight forever"
I know it's not just the chants but the fact they're coming from an army of young men makes it even more unpleasant to the ears
>SJW on 4chan
literally why
The problem is they really try too hard. In Bongland there's a culture of chants so they understand what to do and how to keep it fresh and original. In USA smarks want to be the Bongland crowds but don't know how and end up trying way way too hard.
>>1126724
If you don't like smark crowds do a better job attracting non wrestling fans to your product Vince
Say positive things about Roman Reigns.
No jokes or sarcastic answers.
No blank answers or "i don't like anything about him"
He's pretty handsome but that tattoo is shit lad tell him for me
He's good at working Vince into thinking he's a mastodon
His match with Brock was better than expected, not a Tista/Taker at Mania 23 level of surprise, but even before Seth cashed in, he did well (even though it's Brock who can get a good match out of anyone).
Him going mad at the end of TLC was well done.
Him winning the title 2nd time against Sheamus was well done.
Had they kept him quiet, told him to stop smiling, cut him making long promos and not potrayed him as another underdog, he may have gotten over. There'd still be boos, but nowhere near as bad as what will happen tomorrow.
>Shinsuke Nakamura
>Sami Zayn
>Finn Balor
>Samoa Joe
>Nevile
>Aj Styles
>Kevin Owns
>Baron Corbin
>Hideo Itami
>Seth Rollins
>Dean Ambrose
Are we entering a golden age of talent?
>Baron Corbin
We've got one of the most talented rosters in decades with some of the worst booking in decades.
> Corbin
m8
Inb4
>Deanetty
What an overrated show.
I laugh at anyone who thinks this will be better than Wrestlemania.
>JUST in a cell
>ramen vs haitch
>meme jobber undercard
>the "lads" vs reddit
>reddit triple thread
>slut cuntfest
>roider vs midget
can't wait
>>1125818
I bet you laugh at Big Bang Theory too.
Shinsuke Nakamura is the greatest active pro-wrestler since 2011, two years after the ultimate transformation back in 2009. It's no surprise that the show he had a match in would be better than the one that doesn't.
[spoiler]With that said, it's possible WM might be better, I'm excited for Ambrose VS Lesnar[/spoiler]
