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Hi, I am legitimately the most overrated wrestler of all time. My promos (despite almost entirely consisting of shouting and my catchphrase) and my ringwork (despite almost entirely consisting of a a few signature spots and stalling between them) are considered masterful, yet it's only because Dave Meltzer won't stop pushing me as the GOATest ever that I'm considered the calibre of legend that people speak about me as today.
kys
>>1123292
This is now a Flair promo thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To7061dWIgg
>>1123292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ-eidEY_vc
Shinsuke's new theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik8072ewnfY&app=desktop
OH SHIT
>>1121913
not bad
What the fuck is up with those Chinese sounding violins?
Post videos of funniest wwe moments. Not the meme ones they tell you are funny, but rather hilarious botches/fuck ups
>>1121841
>>1121841
what is botchamania
Name a better Hell in a Cell match than Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker 2002.
Protip: you can't
Taker/Mankind eternal GOAT. Taker/HBK is also better.
DX vs. McMahons & Big Show
Cena vs. Orton.
DEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAAAT AAAAAAA RUUUSH
>>1121602
TEBURU KUDASAI
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kek what the fuck is this
>>1121537
>He doesn't belee dat
>>1121537
>vinyl figure more ripped than roman himself is
>>1121537
Wow, what a cute little figurine! I think I'm going to buy one for my son with my hard-earned cash I made from going to work.
Anyone else doing this?
Oh, wait. You guys are renting this figure to put on your shelf next to your fedora? Thought so.
Happy 35th Birthday, Randy!
Returning next month!
I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
in honor of Dandy Randy I'm going to chain smoke a pack of Marlboro reds
Who is lamer?
Main Event Mafia, a bunch of old has-beens or Evolution, a bunch of B+ players pretending to be classy?
>>1120809
How about we do the reverse, I'd like to know what you think the greatest is. Then I'll answer this shit bait
>Trips has gone over EVERYONE else in this pic except Batista
based big dave
main event mafia is pretty lame because they went for the token black
but there's nothing lamer than HHH pretending to be cool
>a 46 year old who isn't even a wrestler
>a 51 year old who is past his prime
>THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA IN HISTORY
JUST FUCK MY WRESTLEMANIA UP, SENPAI
>>1120758
Not even the main event you fucking faggot
>>1120763
Sup Vince, haven't you got work to do?
>>1120758
It's not the main event you stupid idiot
Haitch vs Roman will now be no disqualifications. Who's gonna interfere?
>>1120652
HBGay
me irl
>>1120652
Rocky
How the fuck is the Ryback going to get over by beating Kalisto?
>meme wrestler where if I say anything I get a meme response back
He is booked like trash now. Even though the audience loves him and wants him in the title picture, Vince is dead set on Ramen. Sad!
>>1119763
It's not even on the main card anymore
>Show fire
>Be one of the few highlights since Rumble
>rewarded with curtain jerking
>I won the sexy ass lottery
what did he mean by this?
won $5,500,000
He wants people to focus on his sexy ass so it draws attention away from his little bits
it means that he has a large pecker
Who do you want to see in the 2016 Money in the Bank ladder match? Who do you want to win it?
>>1119461
Orton will win
>Dean
>Cesaro
>AJ
>KO
>Dolph
>Rusev
>Bray
>Winner: Dean
>>1119461
Honestly I want Charlotte to win and make Roman tap out
Where would you rank Vince himself among all villains in wrestling history?
He'd be near the top if he didn't have those painful 20 minute matches with stupid ass stipulations attached. Also the kiss my ass club was pathetic
#1 because his gimmick is literally what everyone truly hates
>>1119419
Top three at least. Maybe number one idk
What are your thoughts on the Don Tony and Kevin Castle show?
out of touch
and kevin is an idiot
>>1119321
>it's a Kevin Castle goes off for 30 minutes on Big Dog haters episode
fell off hard in the past year
Don Tony is way too PC now, Kevin (who I am willing to bet is homosexual) cut his balls off.
