>Seth Rollins has a small pecker
so do I
>>1152506
It's not just small, it's embarrassingly small.
>Zack Ryder has a WrestleMania win and WWE Hall of Famer Sting doesn't
>Stick a pony in me' pocket.
>>1152461
Sting is probably 100 times richer
I doubt he cares
>>1152480
>If you corpse, I'll send for the man.
Are you ready for le ebin WE ARE AWESOME crowd tonight?
>haven't watched wrestling since 2001
>tune in yesterday
>crowd chants anre cringe worthy and embarrassing
>minor bullshit happens and everyone chants this is awesome
Yea I'm not interested in coming back I'm good.
>>1152427
Give me 5 reasons to watch other than le memey smark crowd
Zack Ryder is going to lose the belt clean in a squash match to Big Show while Vince laughs maniacally at how he worked the smarks and IWC once again.
>you now remember Wrestlemania 30
>You now remember Bryan only won so they could get heel heat on Brock at Summerslam, to set up him up as a monster for Roman Reigns to overcome
>>1152326
Exactly
Why do you think Bryan vs Roman happened at Fastlane? Bryan wanting his "WM moment" he already got made no sense
>>1152367
What? Fastlane happened to placate the fans. WWE logic being 'Well they want Roman to earn it so lets put him over the crowd favorite (Who will make him look a star cuz its Daniel fucking Brian)
Not to mention Brian got his WM moment, again. They put the IC title on him in the ladder match, after he did very little in that match, while Harper and Ambrose killed themselves'
Fuck this old piece of shit, I hope I never get to hear his name or his meme chants again. Aslo fuck his tranny daughter.
>>1152246
>Getting worked by the Divas match
C'mon, son.
>>1152246
>Getting worked this hard by based Charlotte
maybe is Sasha wasn't a botch machine she would have the title.
I've been gone almost a year. Where are the martial arts threads??
>>1152233
sauce
>>1152233
what are you talking about ? they're all over the place, just check the wrestling threads
>>1152262
Wrestling has taken over. What about the fights? Where's Wu? What happened to CCP?
How long before the hard camera side of the arena is all paid plants, supporting Roman, hired by Vince ?
They already had lord knows how many shots of people clapping after he won. They were very weird, fast cuts. I'm not even sure they were live, let alone even from this Wrestlemania.
>>1152221
Wouldnt surprise me
>>1152219
When the match went outside the ring, there were a few bros loudly giving it the "ROMAN! ROMAN! ROMAN!"
My immediate impression was that they must have been plants.
>it's a rock comes back and does a shit promo for 40+ minutes before burying someone episode
>>1152211
That honestly pissed me off. And I'm usually much more receptive of Rocky's shtick than others, but that was utter horse-shit.
>>1152211
It's a "le attitude and rutheless aggresion eras are surperior" episode
>>1152214
all he does now is come back, rattle off catch phrases and rock bottom people who wrestle 300 days a year
the sooner he fucks off for good the better
>it's a "the women's match stole the show" delusion
>>1152157
I was entertained by that match the most.
What's delusional about that?
You think I'm so insane that even liking a wrestling match is just part of my mental illness?
>>1152338
You were more entertained by a bunch of women doing bad gymnastics for ten minutes than you were by the high drama and perfectly executed theatrics of Shane vs Taker? You are mentally ill.
>coming out to some fat chick in a jump suit and Snoop Dogg
>Brave girl being a punching bag
>Ric Flair with no ass
The match went on too long and no one was into the shit
this breakfast is delicious
roasted neckbeards (always remove their fedora before enjoying) and smark tears. delicious!
>>1152132
>eating beard hair
>>1152132
You think the smarks are crying?
They thrive on shitting on anything WWE does and couldn't wait to boo Roman Reigns.
>>1152132
>I'd rather have a shit product than allow others to enjoy it
Sure showed them, OP.
This should have been the main event desu
I fucking hate women's wrestling (and all other women's sports for that matter) but this match was the MOTN.
>>1152115
It wasn't that good and they did this match already before so it wasn't anything special. Everyone sayings its good is just expressing the gender version of white guilt.
I'll start with an obvious one
>>1152074
You are wrong.
- Divas match was A+
- Tag Team title match was good
- surprise entrants were good in the battle royal and they gave the win to a young guy
- Jericho and AJ was awesome, good chemistry
- Taker and Shane was crazier than what people imagined
- and the main event was good, Roman deserved it and HHH's entrance was based
the only wins that made sense was Zack Ryder and Roman Reigns
>>1152076
Kek, come on Vince.
>The only decent match was between a non-wrestler and a 51 year old guy.
How in the flying fuck.
Because Shane let it all hang out and Mania is Taker's hang out.
They had good chemistry and it does suck that Shane lost but heyy what a match!
Name a better spot in the last decade
Ladder match was the only other good match. the rest of the matches fell short
What's his name, again?
>>1151886
I don't know, I only remember him as that guy who the rock pinned
>A mark
>>1151886
Luke Wyatt or something idgaf
Six second Samuel
>buys out all competition
>hires their top guys just to shit on them on live TV
> pushes no talent beefcakes because homo
>brings in part timers to shit on all young talent
>dont listen to the fans
>tell the fans their stupid and they dont know what they want
>edits audio because hes afraid to admit defeat
>lies about fan numbers
how long till Vince goes bankrupt
>>1151878
It's too big to go bankrupt.
I almost want to know what it's like to be Vince McMahon for a day and be so personally deluded as to believe nothing I do is wrong.
>>1151898
>It's too big to fail
It's like people don't know anything about the world outside of their basement.
