What if Billionaire Ted won the Monday Night Wars?
I think wrestling would be a lot better because Ted didn't give a shit about the wrestlers nor was he a repressed closet homosexual like Vince with a grudge.
He would have bought the best talent and given us the best matches based on what the fans wanted the most because that's what makes the most money and is what's best for business.
He wouldn't have picked mastadons as babyfaces to jerk off to. He would have Austin square off against Goldberg and Rock vs Sting.
Cena would have been a rapper his whole career. It would have been great.
I do think a media mogul without too much personal shit invested in wrestling might've been better than a third generation carny whose brain has been poisoned with already set deeply held beliefs about what wrestling is supposed to be.
But WCW was still awful at the end so who knows
>>1113568
Turner owned the local Atlanta station that had Georgia Championship Wrestling. It became a superstation in basic cable. It's best babyface Tommy Rich became NWA world champion.
>>1113640
WCW was awful because of Hogan. If Hogan had lost clean to Sting at Starrcade 97 and if Goldberg never lost until 1999 against Sting WCW would have won the wars.
Hogan and Russo were planted by Vince to ruin the company.
at this point I'm just gonna be happy when April 4th comes and HHH and Steph can stop cutting these god awful promos. it's not enough they insult me with trying to get me to believe that Roman's still worth employing when he's attecked his employers multiple times but now they got to literally insult me on a week-in and week-out basis because they got to try and make me hate them over a guy that is already impossible to like in anyway.
so yeah HHH and Steph I hate you both, and I hate Roman, so I have literally zero investment in watching wrestlemania 32, at least in regards to the main event.
>>1113162
>at this point I'm just gonna be happy when April 4th comes and HHH and Steph can stop cutting these god awful promos
>HHH and Steph can stop cutting these god awful promos
He thinks they're going to stop
holy shit get worked lol
>>1113180
call it worked, I don't care. I'm just tired of tuning in to raw and having some one insult me, like if it were any other heel on the roster I wouldn't give a shit but it's the people who are going to own the fucking companyt in 10 years and it's getting super fucking old
>HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA PHAM?
Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it fine
Have to use an oil based paint, cause the wood is pine!
>>1113017
Is he autistic?
>MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE!
What did he mean by this?
>>1112327
>I live paycheck to paycheck
What does op mean by this?
>>1112327
he is establishing himself as an italian-american
>>1113131
>MY NAME IS TONY GABAGOOL
Would you fuck Stephanie?
I would eat out her asshole.
>>1110953
She is my favorite part of raw
I'd stick my tongue so far up her asshole that it'd come out her mouth and she'd be talking like Jar Jar Binks
>COME ON, BAYBAY
>>1109660
KING OF MY WORLD
I'LL BREAK DOWN THE WALLS INSIDE YOU
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOO-WAH
can we get a thread going on the greatest wrestler of all time?
But there already is a Flair thread
>>1109097
Sure, you start
What is the greatest royal rumble elimination of all time?
>>1109048
Austin eliminating Bret
>>1109048
Beth Phoenix eliminating Khali
Is she the queen of /asp/?
https://youtu.be/NIxOfLaKT_4
>>1108920
f-fat smark
>>1108920
Pretty accurate desu
>>1108920
I bet she holds a dick like that everynight
>Oh man! Nice throw by Orton
>>1108081
WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Haha epic thread op! XD
>>1108090
Calm down Maggle
Someone in an earlier thread said that Left SmarkBuster is funny and his impressions are accurate while the Right SmarkBuster is just jaded and bitter.
I would just like to interject for a moment and say that that poster is the cancer that is killing the SmarkBusting industry.
Left SmarkBuster is a gateway buster of the worst kind. He's a bad comedian, a clusterfuck of attention whoring and pseudo-logic that isn't very well-spoken by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for his weaknesses by adding in excessive Ziggler faggotry and CANADA. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the Left SmarkBuster himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The Ruthless Aggression name-dropping all trying their hardest to look mature, HeelRobbie, sitting there while Right SmarkBuster does all the work, the whole Diet Dew faggotry and everything about the Left SmarkBuster commentary fuels their worked shoot fantasies, while the pity-party indoor sunglasses, emphasis on outbursts, and overall cheesiness of the reviewing make it fit just right with the dudebroish drives of your average Network subscriber and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the WWE. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
'Lefty' is basically THE SmarkBuster to attract the most hated IWC fanbase known to /asp/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this poser and everyone who likes him, and ensure that no Lefty threads ever encourage the /wooo/friends to show their faces here.
People actually watch their videos?
>>1107705
You're actually fat?
Normies Get Out Edition
Old Thread: >>1097732
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
>Newbie pastebin (updated with BBs and batteries)
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide (updated for SB199)
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>International and local laws concerning Airsoft, things to consider while traveling
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eVw8H56iR_jpo-slgO5e8KNlLvQIAj1yQ9V8rrF6jWo/edit?usp=sharing
>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns – new link for the new chat.
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Thread Topic:
Ever seen a guy at the field memeing but was complete normie-tier about them? Did you confront him or just secretly rage about it?
first for fleck
iv damke
NORMIES!?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nir4TeS-rc
Thoughts
>>1107058
I want chicken for dinner
What you eating tonight /asp/
I agree t b h f a m
>>1107058
>wanting to see more six man tag matches
stopped watching right there
>when you step in the ring understand your hands are just too short to box with God
What did he mean by this?
>>1106871
He's never going to fight
>>1106871
>CM Punk: "Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're back. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you work here 16 days a year or 365 days a year. You could be Santa Clause and have his schedule, one day a year. I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many movies you film every year. I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass. Because this isn't candy land. I'm like nobody you've ever faced before. You can make fun of the color of my t-shirt and you can talk about pie and you can sing songs and you can rhyme and you can do your tired, lame-ass schtick. I just want you to know that come Royal Rumble, and you have about three weeks to realize this, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the ring with. And you need to understand, congratulations, Rock, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your 'finallys'. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God."
>The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER LEFT BUTT CHEEK COOKIEPUSS XDDDDD
god Rock was so cringe-worthy in that promo exchange
>>1106886
Rock got constantly out performed by Punk and Cena during his second run, at this point it wasn't really a surprise
>from JUST to a high tier match at WM
BASED VINCE DOES IT AGAIN
>>1106857
I've got a bad feeling that vince will replace him minutes before the match to fuck with him
like how they gave him that fake raw script in his hometown
>>1106857
No more living paycheck to paycheck
>>1106857
I'm happy for Zack. He deserves that Mania paycheck.
