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What's the best way to win a fight for someone who doesn't train?
I don't wanna waste time punching a bag or wrestling sweaty men, just tell me the strongest attack move....
Trip your opponent over and stomp on his head.
Best MA tech.
The tripping part is the only hard part but that's not even hard.
>>1105607
Take a women's self defense course
>fingers in the eyes
>kicking the groin
>grabbing and pulling on the ear
>scream LET GO OF MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU
Alternately do what cops do and make up for your lack of fight by carrying subdual weaponry.
>>1105607
gun
AND NOW
FOR THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE
SKITTLES PRESENTS
>>1104375
AND THE MILLIONS WATCHING ON DAILYMOTION WHO MUST BUFFER THE BUFFER
Why'd he cut off his hair?
>i haven't seen wrasslin since beniot went crazy
Because hes a cuck
he's more paul than hhh now
>>1103403
Same reason we all do. Because male pattern baldness/he roided his hair out.
There are actually people on this board who don't think Bret Hart is the best Wrestler of all time
That's not John Cena
>be 50 years old
>still think wrestling is real
canadians, ladies and gentlemen
Fuck Bret. The overhyped 80's-lookin'-motherfucker is still the god of nostalgia-loving rose-tinted-goggles-wearing middle-aged marks somehow.
I'm thankful to Goldberg for ending Hart's career.
> tfw wwe still makes you guess what's going to happen
> JUST
>>1105790
You don't have to guess anything though
Roman goes over HHH
Brock goes over Dean
Owens wins the ladder match
Kalisto goes over Ryback
Shane goes over Taker
Charlotte goes over Becky and Sasha
Braun wins the battle royale
Everything else doesn't matter
Test this is a test
Will there be a brand split after Wrestlemania?
doubt it.
there's very little reason for it
If they'll give Heyman control over Smackdown again then I'm all for it.
yeah?
why are people who like cm punk, kevin owens, sami zayn, dean jeans, etc so objectively autistic?
Because they think wwe is professional wrestling
>can't even think of b8 any better than "you're autistic"
The lack of creativity
smhtbhfam
Why does Monday always bring out the worst shitposting?
Who will pass on their weapon to Dean this monday?
Tommy Dreamer is going to come give him an XL Supreme Pizza and two tubs of ice cream.
Stang would be good.
>>1105077
I think Dreamer has confirmed on twitter he's making an appearance? Too lazy to check if I remember correctly. He'd be a safe bet though.
