Post GOAT wrestling families ITT
>>866462
>Braindead
>Dead
>Dead
Harts never drew a dime.
First for B the Kidd™ (Undisputed champ) is a faggot
I was watching total divas and couldn't figure out who this is. please help me identify her
Rosa Mendes
Eh..
>>866968
Rosa Mandes
thanks, looks like this is as good as it gets when it comes to her.
Reigns is so over plebs still think Cena's champion
>reigns confirmed literal who
Seth and Cena are lucky to have been injured instead of being fed to Ramen. Maintains their power level
desu, I think when Stone Cold was big, I bet everyone who wasn't into wrestling always asumed he was the champion.
What went wrong?
>>866448
Jeff Jarret
>>866448
started taping shows with no network.
>>866448
asking opinions from reddit
Where is the ideal place to punch/hit someone if you want to hurt them but not potentially cause any lethal damage? Is the stomach a safe area?
I have a very short temper and I get into arguments with people all the time so I'd like to know a relatively "safe" place to hit someone if I ever see red and can't help myself to smack their bitch ass
The weiner.
>>855864
WITNESS ME
/asp/ motivation thread
You must be ferocious, vicious, and overwhelming,like fire. When you put fire in a cup, it engulfs the cup, When you put fire in a forest, it conquers the forest. Become stronger, bigger, and faster than what it is you wish to consume.
the world is yours to devour, be like fire my friend.
You must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
>>853547
>“If you want to obtain the secrets of such wonderful techniques, drill yourself, harden yourself, undergo severe training, abandon body and mind; follow this course for years and you will naturally reach the profoundest levels. To know if water is hot or cold you must taste it yourself.” - Yamaoka Tesshu
Parkour general thread. How's your training been lately?
Post your clips, get props. Post your questions, get tips.
There are some experienced parkour guys here on /asp/ who can help you out.
FAQ:
I'm X weight Y height, can I do parkour?
Do it! Yes you can! Anything is possible!
How to start?
Find people in your area who train. Facebook groups usually. Just go out with some people and try out some jumps.
Is parkour dangerous?
You choose all the risks you take. If you take care you will not get hurt. Most people only get the occasional scrape or bruise.
You're most prone to injuries as a beginner. It's a time in your life when you learn lots of new things quickly and it goes straight to your head. So keep it cool.
How to minimize risks?
Always check the environment before doing jumps. Might be a broken bottle or a nail sticking out somewhere. Check the structural integrity of the obstacles. That fence might not be strong enough to support your weight. Check everything, test everything.
Most important movements to train?
Check this gif collection to get started:
http://imgur.com/a/wvy4W
Rolling hurts?
Yes is does, because you're doing it wrong. After 10,000 repetitions it doesn't hurt anymore. It's one of those techniques that you just have to grind out, there's no shortcuts.
How to get stronger for parkour?
Most common body weight or calisthenics exercises are tried and true. Squats, push ups, pull ups, plyometrics. There are lots of guides for these. You can also get stronger by simply repeating some parkour movements.
Good shoes?
Start with minimalist shoes. Thin sole, zero heel to toe drop, flexible materials. Feiyue and Merrell's barefoot models are popular. Thick soled running shoes can ruin your ground sensitivity and balance. But if you really desire more padding on your foot, try Adistar Racer, Puma Faas 300, Ollo.
Good pants?
Cheap XXXL sweats. Slazenger is popular. Etre Fort are great but IMO not as great as buying 10 pairs of a cheaper brand.
>>728912
What's actually the difference between wearing XXXL sweats and smaller ones?
I always wear the bigger ones because everyone does but is there any real point apart from it looking cool?
>>729231
No difference really. Wear what you think is best. Could be argued that the best pants performance-wise would be skin tight compression pants.
I prefer big pants because they hide my ass. Don't have to worry about my big round ass sticking out whenever I'm in some kind of a squat pose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk05tRiLnak
So my first mma fight is suppose to be next month but I don't know if I'll be able to afford the physical. How pissed is the promoter my friend got me in touch going to be? Pic unrelated.
The promoters I've been working with are really understanding about that kind of thing, they kinda have to be if they want to be successful. How much is this physical gonna cost you? Can't be that much can it?
>>866270
ask your mom to let you borrow some of her dick sucking money
I hope you've been working on your kicking, and kick defense.
Make sure to do some damage, making it easier before you submit the guy, if you're a grappling fag, which you probably are.
Wow, you guys are idiots
>people think signing these 4 guys will make any difference to shitty WWE programming
>people think Bullet Club guys (basically an NWO ripoff) will thrive in the PG era
>people think these guys will be welcome with open arms into the political backstabbing nightmare that is the WWE Creative and the locker room.
Oh, but we need more "IT'S HABBENING! THEY'RE HERE! posts. You fags never learn.
>>866197
Bullet Club is overrated but there's no reason to get assblasted. Especially when you gotta save that booty for Roman's monstrous cock that you clearly take in daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.
> OP thinks he's smart
thread limit is 310 retard, stop jumping the fucking gun.
Who here /gladtheydidn'tbuyatickettoWM32/?
ryback royal rumble 2016 elimination list:
daniel midget bryan
cm crybaby punk
dean popcorn eater ambrose
seth no ratings rollins
xavier bestiality woods
alberto del taco
fin gaylor
sami gayn
ryback winner kevin obese owens eliminates himself after seeing hot pocket in crowd
>i like The New Day
>I enjoy Renee Young commentary
>I prefer the WWE style of wrestling.
>Storytelling is more important than exciting wrestling.
>I also enjoy 30 minute Authority promos.
>Attitude era sucked
I'm calling out B the Kidd Because this Sunday are the BMO harris Bradley center in I leave 4chan match in my home town I will get the ecw championship
He is a pussy
Hey guys, can anyone recommend any cool indie wrestling companies preferably strong style and/or more adult oriented companies, especially UK based.
The main one I know (mainly because I am training with them) is PROGRESS Wrestling. I also enjoy IPW:UK, ICW, PWG, PCW, and Noah.
>>865754
Southside have some excellent wrestling but shite crowds. ICW and PROGRESS have ruined me for most other companies.
Fight Club: Pro is well worth a night out if you find yourself in the midlands. Stiff as fuck style and the crowd is always pissed up and lively.
Who's the trainer at the Projo these days? Last I heard it was the Riots and Eddie Dennis.
Where do you see the outlaw nobodies that no one at a healthy weight wants to see's careers in a years time /wwe/?
Who is looking forward to seeing Nakameme vs Rose on superstars?
Pic related, the only outlaws i want to see
Ready for Kevin Owens to win the title at rumble lads?
Personally I'm hype as fuck to see the GOAT get what he deserves
Who in the WWE has the talent to join the Style Cartel?
I heard that aJ styles and. Nakamura are headed to wwe. When will they debut??? And are they going to nxt? Fuck nxt
JUST
He wasn't a fit for WWE in the first place. He's too Asian.
>>865028
wasn't his finisher same as punk?
>>865041
Yeah. I think Hideo actually innovated the GTS. Punk did a lot of signature jap moves come to think of it.
