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Time for some actual wrestling
>outrawwreseru
>outlel gook wrestling
>According to Dave Meltzer, ROH's Cheeseburger will be on the Pre-show Rumble.
Who's ready to meme?
Called out my cousin to a fight.
Him
>smokes weed everyday
>out of shape
>has a signifigant height and weight advantage over me
>no real martial arts training outside National Guard combatives
Me
>Judo for 2 years
>Wrestling for a 1 year
>kickboxing for a year
>exercise regularly
What do you think...
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>>846427
>fighting your family
you sick bastard
>>846428
he started it.
point is, i want to finish it.
>>846427
Are you looking for us to suck your dick or something?
If you can't answer this question yourself or can't handle not knowing what the fuck are you doing issuing street fighting challenges to your own goddamn family?
Get off 4chan and train hard so you don't lose and look bad. Unlike in the gym, challenge fights are an issue of pride and image and both of those will be damaged if you lose.
Cancer Kills Edition
Old Thread: >>837645
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>Maintenance 101
faggot who made it chimped out. open for takers.
>International and local...
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Historical airsofting loadouts?
This is me as VDV at a cold war game. Any African/Small wars airsofters here?
>>853271
Cold war game?
You guys just stand around, scaring off eachother
>>853280
underrated post
>WWE is dying
> ProWrestling is dying
> UFC is becoming bigger by the day
> only good thing about WWE is Reigns and New Day
Where were when ProWrestling died :^)
>good thing
>reigns
pick one
>>858987
>Saying this on the day of Wrestle Kingdom 10
>UFC is only a few years away from being exposed as a work
Enjoy it while it lasts, "shoot" fighting fans.
Big Kev would wreck these vanilla spot monkeys
>>858475
Assuming he doesn't blow both quads the instant he does anything more than walking.
But isn't Nash a fan of them?
literal meme wrestlers
The Addiction its better
Hey /asp/ I really would like to learn Combat Sambo but sadly there are not gyms in my city I was wondering if I should invest in some CD's or if I should just do Krav Maga courses instead. I'm just looking to learn something that would make me a better fighter, and want to avoid the fuckload of Olympic Judo, Taekwondo and Karate bullshit.
>>858068
sambo and judo are closely related
so take judo if you are interested in sambo
>>858068
how are you going to practice the moves without a training partner?
You're just too stupid to learn by yourself.
Don't reproduce, you'll pass on your stupid genes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v-IMSKOtoE
http://www.apa.org/monitor/oct05/mirror.aspx
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_neuron
http://www.bettermovement.org/2010/moving-better-by-just-thinking-about-it/
http://www.bettermovement.org/2010/mirror-neurons-can-you-get-better-at-sports-by-just-watching/
Ryback is a legend and true champion
cm punk is a loser and a crybaby
who Ryback beat up easy
>>858044
Keep this dumb spam on Youtube.
>>858089
Hello reddit!
ryback isnt very good
Time for a Kevin Nash appreciation thread. Post gifs, stories, shoots, best matches, merch and everything else Big Daddy Cool related.
>Vanilla midgets need not apply.
![diesel-vs-shawn-michaels-1426862132[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eLdte0H.jpg "diesel-vs-shawn-michaels-1426862132[1].jpg")
Diesel vs Michaels at WM11 was awesome.
I remember him cracking up in an interview talking about how the Steiner brothers would tape up jobbers and one night they would piss all over one of them
>>857710
Was Scotty always fucking crazy, or was that after he became Big Poppa?
Should he be given a chance?
>>856866
He could potentially
Hes still 30
>>856869
>Hes still 30
Oh shit you're right. He's fucking younger than most of these NXT niggers he still has plenty of time. Hope minimally restored.
he could have been a relevant dude
Big, nice guy that the fans tolerate
Like a midcarder hulk hogan pushed every now
i started playing Tekken on psp and picking characters to see which ones i like and i came across this suave gentleman.
i liked his appearance and especially his secondary costume but also his tough style with strong punches, kicks but also some very quick grapples and CQC throws.
on the wiki it says he practises Sambo.
>what do you think about Sambo? is too 2leathal4thestreets?
from a few youtube videos looks like it could compliment something like kickboxing well.
pic related the suave somabitch and his stance
Sports Sambo - Awesome
"Combat" Sambo - bullshit unless learned in Russian military
>>838336
http://youtu.be/A82TU1aROW8
What the hell are you talking about? Combat sambo is a sport too. It's sambo with kickboxing whereas sambo is just grappling.
>>838351
It's actually the same sport with a different ruleset. You go to a sambo gym to learn sambo. There aren't like Combat Sambo gyms and then Sport Sambo gyms or whatever... in fact learning just the grappling aspect is usually a pre-req before you can compete in Combat Sambo
has he gotten stale?
>>857651
He was stale in 00
>>857652
18+
Considering we only see him a couple times a year, I'd say no.
It's definitely time to retire him, though. I wish Bray Wyatt had defeated him and taken his place as the new 2spooky4u villain, but maybe he can elevate someone that Vince can actually get behind. Maybe a Kevin Owens, or bring up heel Finn Balor and have him defeat Undertaker AND Kane and become the new demon of WWE.
So why is this fucknut still allowed to come back to occupy the biggest even of the year and then leave the company till next Wrestlemania while midcards work their asses off every single show of the year and still dont make it to a WM match?
"LOLOL WINZ GIB RUCK VS SHENA WM MATCH FROOTE PEBLEL IS GUD :-D:-D:DD:D"
general thread of people who deserve to be in wm this year and probably still wont make it because of the niggerfamily
>>853019
Because he is da Gr8 One jabroni. So kno your role and shut your mouth. None of these roody poo candy asses on this shitty roster are in the same league as the Chosen One even when he's all crusty and washed up. Imagine if he were in his prime.
>>853034
THE PIE EATING
>>853019
Calm your candyass down, it could just be an appearance like what he did at this year. He hasn't been confirmed for a match. They probably just announced it early because the ratings have been dire lately and they want to generate buzz.
Why could they only draw in the spic crowd and no other demographic?
because they are latino, people typically empathise with those that are the same race as them. also wwe has a shit ton of latino guys but you're only highlighting them cause they're the most well known.
>>852502
>Rey
>Only drawing Spics
What are you on about nigga?
they drew literally everyone who watched smackdown from 2004 until eddie died, well them and batista
YABYAB thread (wrestling edition)
Say something you dislike about a wrestler that you like
Also say something that you like about a wrestler that you dislike (try to avoid sarcastic shit like "I had insomnia last night but Reigns' promo help put me to sleep, so that was nice")
(btw you can include managers, announcers, other wrestling personalities as well)
My dislikes about who I like:
- Bret Hart was boring on the mic at times…and is a bit of a mark for himself in real life
- sometimes Dolph's overselling...
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- Stardust needs to end. It was kinda cool seeing Cody team up with his brother in similar colors (not surprising since Cody once said in an interview how much he enjoyed seeing his brother play Goldust when he was younger)…..but Cody needs to be himself again
- Sting's WWE run has been disappointing so far…and has been pretty much pointless without an Undertaker feud/match. I don't care if it would just be two old men struggling in the ring; I wanna see it...and you all know you would watch it too
- Ryback seems like too much...
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(CONT'D)
- I respect The Miz for making his dream to be a famous wrestler come true….he's also entertaining on the mic sometimes, and was a better heel as that annoying fratboy 'Hoo-Rah!' gimmick he had
- HBK was always entertaining on the mic and had some of the best matches…his entrance music is also classic
- I was a huge X-Pac fan when he was 1-2-3 Kid…looking back he had great matches then, too
- as much as I hate babyface Cena and how he's booked….as long as there are kids looking up to him and being inspired...
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>AJ vs Shinsuke
>Shibata vs Ishii
>Omega vs KUSHIDA
>Goto vs Naito
Muhdick.
>American wrestling is too mainstream for me
