Who's going out to any parties tonight? Last night was cool but I had a hangover as fuck
>tfw I left the party right before this chick took her shirt off while taking hits from the bong
>>855144
>smoking weed
Enjoy your lung cancer
>>855150
>weed gives you lung cancer
Your post has a higher chance of giving me cancer.
>tfw it's almost 3 am and I'm listening to shitty music and shitposting on 4chan
>mfw someone calls it "The WCW"
![659da1df6cd3aef65645a5970b90be45_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eMbI9DZ.jpg "659da1df6cd3aef65645a5970b90be45 crop north[1]")
I call it The WCW
Thank you so much for making this thread, this was exactly what this board was missing, thank God for you sir.
Thoughts on bloggers predicting Lesnar vs Goldberg for Wrestlemania 32? Bill Goldberg is 49 and hasn't wrestled a proper match in almost 12 years.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2015/12/26/this-week-in-wwe-biz-brock-lesnar-vs-goldberg-at-wrestlemania-32-roman-reigns-reputation-more/
> forbes
D - I - S - C - A - R - D - E - D
>>851839
It would be fun to watch Goldberg die
>>851840
But he quoted >wrestlingnewsworld
Quick /asp/, who's your favorite wrestler?
>>837595
Do you even had to ask?
>>837595
'08ish suit-wearing, smug Jericho is goat
face Jericho is trash
>>837595
LIQUID
Best Wrestling Themes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoh209QPCmo
>>835789
best theme in wrestling today
https://youtu.be/S0pnoTsvWPs?t=32s
No contest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFifM43-r8
Hogan using Voodoo Child would beat them all, but I assume original scores are the criteria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
very fucking motivatinoal
Why aren't there any styles designed around fighting off animal attacks?
>>840445
there are it called grappling
every dog attack and bear attack won by a human has been through grappling.
Last one recorded was 9 year old boy with 2 months of BJJ training choked pit bull to death that was mauling 12 year old girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPLBcCVwVi4
having a hard time finding the other ones, but there was another one. high school wrestler slams pit bull and was sued by owner.
>>840580
>every dog attack and bear attack won by a human has been through grappling.
Actually, it's been won by superior strategizing, and advanced technological weaponry.
One of the earliest of the technological advancements made and used by our ancestors is the pointy stick.
It's killed many a non-human animal.
I'm sure that if you ask around /b/ for long enough, you'll find some videos, gifs, and webms of non-human animals succumbing to the superior strategies and weaponry of humans.
>>842406
as much as I want to retch at that gif, I did some research first. There is really not a more humane reason for them to not be ground to death.
And people will lambaste the chicken farmers for providing cheap chicken and eggs to everyone. The cheap part being the key to why this happens.
How do I into airsoft? there aren't really any nice places to play or stores near me but I'm pretty interested.
>>>/k/
I'm pretty sure you'll find more airsoft commandos in /k/ considering that board is full of wannabes.
Well considering this just happened over at /k/ i'm not really sure we're to go.
Anybody here like yo-yos? What's your favorite format (1A, 2A, etc.)?
I'm just starting out, about to buy my first one since I was a kid. Thinking about learning 2A and getting a couple of pic related to throw around.
Anyway, yo-yo general.
(Competitive yo-yo is a sport.)
>>839364
Yo yo threads never get a lot of attention
I want to get into 2a but it's best to have a solid 1a foundation
Have you seen the yoyojam classic? It's a good inexpensive yoyo
>>839576
I haven't played with it. It's a butterfly shape, right? So it's good for 1a play? I'll look into it.
I can't get a yo-yo until probably after Christmas anyway because there are no stores nearby that focus on yo-yos, and I can't buy one online until I can get to the bank to deposit a check, then order it and wait for it to arrive. In the meantime, I'm watching unboxing videos like a weirdo, and reading as much as I can about yo-yos, how to take care of them, and so on.
>>839364
>Ages 8+
damn... guess i'll have to wait until next christmas
when did you first let him into your heart /wwe/?
>>854500
>liking someone from outlaw wrestling
top kek
First for reigns 30 time world champ
BRIE MODE
>be me
>hardcore John Cena fan
>11 years old autistic brother convinces me that wrestling is real and that true fans fight it
>we decide to book our match in FWE (Fan Wrestling Entertaiment). Anon VS Super Stupid
>ring is parents' bed
>first move in the match I punch him in the chin and stun him
>he falls with a scream but still trying to roleplay cause autism
>I hit him with the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
>breaks two teeth and blood everywhere in my arm
>begs me to stop and tries to stand up, staggering
>"you can't see me!!!!!!! you can't see me!!!!"
>AA OUTSIDE OF THE RING POST (bed)
>breaks a rib, loses more teeth and falls on his arm
>go at him
>1... 2... 3...!
>notice he is in pain and go to kitchen to find medicine (I thought aspirins were like RPG potions or whatever)
>get evil look on face while there
>heel turn, bitch
>grab a chair
>get on the door to bathroom
>say I have his medicine
>open it and slam his back with a wooden kitchen chair
>he falls and I do it again
>mother comes desperate and take him to the hospital
>he was never booked for any other good match
And this is how I finally became my idol. Have any stories, /asp/?
pile drived a kid into a mattress and thought he was dead after because he was stunned as fuck
tried to chokeslam my neighbor and almost suffocated him too.
>>842518
>heel turn, bitch
I had a giggle
My friend and I used to wrestle when we were about 12 but it was more or less just a junior fight club. We also used to have sex after his parents went to bed. Go figure.
1st for swaggie
>>853818
That belt was huge
>>853818
jack swagger 12 time wwe champ
kevin obese 7th in line at the deli counter
ryback murders himself and his parents because his vision board stopped working
How does this work? Obviously I have a pair in my hand but how did I win win 2 pair? What's the rule here?
>>852917
Because the dealer wants your cock
>>852920
Just a tip though.
Because there's a second pair on the table? It's not that hard; the 5 cards are called community cards for a reason. You're allowed to use any three of the 5 cards to complete your hand, whether they match the cards in your hand or not.
they won
>>846650
Lmfao. I have never thought of it like this, but you're absolutely right
>>846650
>random raw
>steven richards walks to the centre of the squared circle
>just stands there smug
>gets booed to shit
>It doesn't phase him
>he walks back out not saying a word
>>846650
>they used to mock these people
>now they are these people
Just end WWE right now
I will start with Akiba rubinsteins immortal game.
>Chess
>Sport
>>844804
Chess is actually considered a sport. Maybe I will try to start a thread over in /tg
What does /asp/ think about Krav Maga?
>>853396
I used to do it for 6 or 7 years or so. It's pretty fun.
They basically teach you how to get out of a fight in a fast way. So you get releases from most grappling grips, put you in situations with multiple opponents where your goal is not to get dragged into a 2vs1 or 3v1 fight so you have to keep moving, weapon disarms against knives, bats and guns. Where I trained they also did 1 vs 1 sparring, but I heard that's not universal.
Just like most martial arts it's pretty specialized in what it does. So you have to wonder what you want to do with your art. For self-defense (aka getting home safely) it's pretty good. For beating other people up you might as well do boxing, as they spend lots more time training for just that.
You have to keep in mind it was originally meant for soldiers who pretty much stop the initial close range attack, make space and then grab their gun to counter attack. And it does that well. For civilians you run away instead of grabbing your gun. It also has some cool techniques for arresting a person, like arm and shoulder locks. Putting someone on his belly.
I come from a grappling background and I didn't find the Krav Maga techniques more or less effective than things I had seen in other styles. It were mostly variations of other no-gi techniques. I mean, does it really matter if you throw someone by his hip or by his head? Does it really matter you grab someone's face or someone's collar? Not really. It did give me some perspective on how techniques I knew could be used to disarm a person, while beforehand I didn't even realize that's what the locks were for.
>>853454
To add. I also had a military trainer who loved his knife drills. So we also learned to block and attack with a knife and knife takedowns. But I don't think that's part of the regular civilian curriculum.
>>853454
Sounds great, Does it make sense to start with it, if the training is just once in a week?
why did you stop training krav maga?
any advice for a beginner?
