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Is this guy the next big thing on WWE?
That's not Kevin Owens' belly
>>854229
If hes not made of glass like Daniel Bryan, it's pretty likely. He can work, can talk and is arguably the most over man in the company right now.
>>854236
>If hes not made of glass like Daniel Bryan, it's pretty likely.
You're talking about the guy who injured himself marking out for himself before his own match
>family used to be rich
>people recognize me and see me as if I were something special
>go to a boxing gym
>trainer tells me "kid, you werent born to be a boxer"
>tfw trainer prefers to train a 10 years old nignog
>>839757
"what does that ten year old nigger have that I don't?"
>>842421
"long arms, a short torso, and an empty stomach "
>>839757
show him that you are a fighter and worth his time?
YOU
JUST
>>856547
I'd fuck Summer desu.
Got this bad boy for Christmas from my Wife's Son
Now I feel like a pro
Anybody want to share there guns as well
>>856277
Mi~ke! You're embarrasing me! GOD!
>>856277
>Wife's Son
??
>>856277
Sweet, but does it beat this christmas gift?
Would a Bateman-like character work in today's WWE?
Wasn't Cody running a gimmick like this in 2011?
>>855554
I am the one that will play it, no one else
>>855554
You were so close
you just realised the only way to make reigns look strong is to
>tie shane mcmahon into the current storyline, they end up having an all out bloody brawl
>?????
>profit
The only way to make Reigns looks strong is to have 2 indy vanilla midgets do the lifting for him during a powerbomb
The real only way to make Reigns look strong is to have him beat Cena and The Rock at Wrestlemania
>>855343
The only way to make roman look strong would be to turn him heel and retire cena
lace me up homeslice
>>847784
Radical Ralph looks like a faggot.
>>847785
nah he's just more rad than you
Why ain't rollerblading cool anymore what happened pham?
>be top ref in WWE
>work every main event for 20 years
>get fired for stealing office supplies
JUST
Wasn't he stealing merch and reselling it online?
>>846005
Yeah and his twin brother... seems kinda unfair to Dave.
>>846007
he was selling his twin brother?
Russo dropping more truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxM1Y8c49xU
BRO
>Russo
>Relevant
>>856970
I agree with him on some points. The iwc has tarnished some of the glory days if the wrestling biz, but we have seen that when they merge together in certain aspects, they can work hand in hand. However, casuals stop watching because of the over the top storylines. Nobody falls for the cartoon bs anymore. Kids and Facebook Indians,maybe, but if I wasn't a fan and I saw rusev going super saiyan mode or kevin owens not being fat,I wouldn't fall for it.
>match starts
>10 minutes of "chain wrestling"
>>854274
>match starts
>heel gets out of the ring
>>854274
Get chemoed you cancerous cunt
>Two people are in a blood feud where they both hate each others guts
>They lock up and try to pin each other in the first 5 minutes
If Eddie Guerrero didn't die, would Rey Mysterio have lasted as long as he did? And if so, how long before Mysterio heel run?
If Eddie or Benoit didn't die, they would have eventually ended up in TNA.
>>853733
maybe benoit, eddie nah, he would have stayed with the wwe and become a producer or backstage guy, like malenko and eventually a trainer in NXT.
>>853698
Sadly no. Originally the plan was for the whole story to be about Chavo but Chavo didn't want to do it, so Rey did. Also Rey was never going to go heel, he's one of the biggest merch sellers, second only to Cena.
Just a reminder that Forbes contributor Blake Oestriecher predicted Goldberg vs Lesnar at Wrestlemania 32. Thoughts?
http://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2015/12/26/this-week-in-wwe-biz-brock-lesnar-vs-goldberg-at-wrestlemania-32-roman-reigns-reputation-more/
UPDATE!!
He's calling Lesnar to win the Rumble. Does that mean Goldberg is winning the title from Roman Reigns at the Royal Rumble? omg
http://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2015/12/26/this-week-in-wwe-biz-brock-lesnar-vs-goldberg-at-wrestlemania-32-roman-reigns-reputation-more/
Blake Oestriecher is the new Meltzer confirmed. He just needs to grow a mullet
Was there any smarky resistance to Brock's initial megapush?
No because he was against Cena and destroying Cena basically guaranteed smark approval
>>856127
only marks hate Lesnar
>>856127
At first, yes.
I used to train at a school that taught judo and taekwondo with a heavy emphasis on full-contact sparring and self-defense applications. However, we still did forms: they were described to me as a sort of scripted shadow boxing, especially useful when teaching techniques and combinations to a large group. Do other schools approach forms differently? Why the hate on forms?
Forms help with technique, and they give people something to fall back on when for whatever reason, they can't think of combinations, or can't think of what to do next.
/asp/ hates on forms because /asp/ is stupid.
Forms are fine if you treat them the right way.
They're an utter waste of time.
You know what you're looking at?
That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.
With my 6'2 and 290 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated...
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>>855823
>keks
awesome pasta anon kun. just fix sum stuff up.like sambo has no black belts. there call masters of sport. so fix that up and you have teh instant lulz
also the fuck you at the end should be in al kaps!
hopez that helps for the most epic lulz.
>>855827
i always like to lork at 4cham and i also like mudflips as you do, DASU DASU LOL. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>855823
>wrestling
>not gay
