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Why does Vince always look teary eyed in the interviews?
What other good docs are there?
I've seen Heyman, Mankind, Triple H, Macho Man, Ultimate Warrior...
>>871429
Bret Hart one too ofc
>>871431
best wrestling documentary
>>871429
all the steroids shrinked his balls and no he has and is a pussy
Now that the dust has settled, let's rate Breaking Ground's first season's characters.
GOD TIER
All the coaches
Lovepreet Singh
TOP TIER
Bayley
Baron Corbin
Tyler Breeze
Mojo Rawley
Cal Bishop
CUTE TIER
Carmella
Nhooph
OKAY TIER
Sami Zayn
Apollo Crews
Gable & Jordan
Zack Ryder
MEDIOCRE TIER
New Roman Reigns
Tino Sabatelli
SHIT TIER
ZZ
Dana Brooke
>>871376
Why the hate for Dana? If anything, the show raised my opinion of her.
> God Tier:
Matt Bloom
William Regal
> High Tier
Bayley
Baron Corbin
Tyler Breeze
> Cool tier:
Enzo, Cass and Carmella
Apollo Crews
Gable and Jordan
Sasha Banks
Lovepreet Singh
Zack Ryder
Nia Jax
Eva Marie (I appreciate that they said she asked to leave the main roster and train in NXT to get better)
Josh Bredl
> Shit tier:
Dana Brooke
ZZ
Tino Sabatelli
Nhooph
Mojo Rawley
That's...
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>>871378
She was okay until the fake injury angle.
>Nakamura and Styles Sign with WWE
>Everyone says they'll do a great job with them
>it won't be like the others
>remember charlotte, sasha, becky, Owens, ambrose, sting, dudley boys, tyler breeze, ziggler........
MFW
>>871080
>>Everyone says they'll do a great job with them
the opposite its happening.
OP confirmed for idiot.
Meltzer reported that Nakamura is getting a HUGE money deal to come to WWE that none of those wrestlers got. It's the only way they could have convinced him to sign with them. Comparing him to any of those is a joke. He's not some indie darling like Owens; he's the number 1 or 2 wrestler in all of Japan, practically a celebrity over there. And he's not some old and out of his prime legend like Sting. The fact that WWE would throw that kind of money at Nakamura and have him be another Owens or Ziggler wasting away in the midcard...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd9O0Q61yjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH4lszDAntc
they talk about farting in this which should turn that one weird canadian on
> prowrestling fags would rather watch this than have sex
Pls have sex
>>870838
What's your obsession with sex m8?
This general is cancer tbqh but I post in it anyway
I miss edge :/
Third for 11-time world champ Edge
When will the krav maga meme end, /asp/? It's as choreographed as Jet Li films and teaches nothing about real-life situations where you're up against actual, uncooperating opponents.
>Choose Krav Maga over Jiu Jutsu.
I feel bad for you, son.
http://www.bullshitexposed.com/krav-maga-is-bullshit/ This guy pretty much explains it as it is, which is lucky because I now don't have to sit here typing it out myself.
>>870811
sambo is what krav maga should be.
>>870811
I wish Murrica would just stop having any opinions about martial arts.
We are well aware that your local disregard of sanity means that quality assurance among your martial arts is simply not possible.
However, other countries actual standardize their martial arts and have large national groups that make sure everything runs properly.
Do not judge an art based on a McDojo experience.
Why are you posting on the wrestling board?
What are the best attachments I can get for my modulus?
Some of them are expensive and I won't have enough allowance money until March or April
Lol /wwe/ desperately trying to stay relevant while they still can.
This dude is champ, he's what saving it
>>870753
ahaha Xd funny
>>870755
We are the majority of your board.
Where my /crew/ at?
Since rowing is an Olympic sport, shouldn't it belong on /sp/ and not this wrasslin shithole?
>Hey anon, what hobbies do you have?
>o-o-o-oh I uh.... i uh watch WWE
>her face when
>saying you watch tv as a hobby
>ever
Daily reminder prowrestling is a dying industry and no one watches it but children.
>meanwhile
Who is happy MMA is really becoming a prevalent sport!
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/606171-vince-russo-says-professional-wrestling-is-officially-dead-comments-on-pipers-passing
> mma is becoming a prevalent sport
> average person only knows 2 mma fighters by name: pro wrestler brock lesnar, and ronda rousey due to "oooh look a woman is winning" media coverage
> mfw the upcoming shitty royal rumble and wrestlemania ppv's will still manage to be viewed by more people than any mma event
> mfw there are more people who know randy orton than people who know randy couture
> mfw I only know...
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>>870750
To be fair, the MMA-fags on this board are only a notch down on the autism spectrum on this board.
Their shitting on all other martial arts is fucking obnoxious.
>I watch wrestling
>i get very worked about it on taiwanese punching bag forums when someone brings up how it's a soap opera
>>870647
> pretending we are the ones getting worked
Wew lad
>I'm a butthurt faggot who is getting cucked by wrestling faggots and wastes his time learning martial arts that aren't practical in real world situations
>>870653
>martial arts that aren't practical in real world situations
shut your mouth little bitch because i'll be more than happy to show you just how practical my training is. any more of you wrestling faggots come and trash talk me i will fucking use my extensive knowledge in muay thai to put your overweight asses on the ground
but who am i kidding you wrestling autists are a bunch of neck beards in your mothers basement and you'd never have the balls to trash talk like...
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>people actually pay to watch autistic 50 year olds on steroids dress up in costumes and put on a play
yeah this fucking man drama shit is really getting on my nerves... these faggots will probably put this thread full of shitty reaction images thinking they've won an "argument" or some shit
really wrestling is really pathetic the only people sadder than these wrestling fags are those fucking toy gun faggots who spends thousands of dollars to play war on their backyards now that is fucking pathetic let me tell you
>>869239
And you autistic fucks will keep posting this same thread over and over, instead of actually posting and helping the other alternative sports threads. So go figure.
>Punk's best feud: Cena
>Edge's best feud: Cena
>Wyatt's best feud: Cena
>Owens' best feud: Cena
>JBL's best feud: Cena
>Orton's best feud: Cena
Why is it that Cena brings out the best in whoever he faces?
>>868857
I feel like this is bait.
at the very least in the cases of Edge, Punk, and Owens it was they were absolutely tired of Cena's shit and viewed him as a force to be absolutely fucking destroyed.
no clue why you listed Wyatt on there since Bray since has only came out on top in 2 feuds since their feud back in 2014
>>868857
Because he's the top star of the company and they don't want to waste him by putting him in a boring feud. He's been the guy that the most interesting storylines have developed around, whether or not he's in the main event scene. That's because he's still the focal point of the company.
You wouldn't see Wyatt getting the same amount of TV time that he got when feuding with Cena if he was feuding with someone else instead.
>>868870
But Reigns is being given the same, if not more, screentime and is boring as shit.
>the increase in LE MEYMEYS since "and wrestling" was added
Don't care if it's actually wrasttlefags, don't care if it's false flags, don't care if it's a faggot who baits every board because they have actual issues, hiro should never have brought attention to /asp/
Inb4
>lele ded board, u guise would have 2 dudes without us, look at our ADHD, popular must mean good, rite?
Inb4
>hurrlele toy guns
I don't care for or have anything...
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/asp/ used to be good when it was mainly populated my martial arts enthusiasts and other people who actually participated in their sports instead of watching some shitty tv show. Why the fuck is wrestling even here it should fuck off to /tv/. And don't say because it says "wrestling" in the title, it means real wrestling not that fake shit. Maybe we could set up a petition to the owners or something to move wrestling to either /Tv/ (where it belongs) or make wrestling fans their own board , which they don't really deserve because they should be punished for...
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>>866658
>it means real wrestling
>"11/12/15 Name changed. WWE topics on /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling"
>>866628
I hadn't been here in months and I'm seriously shocked at the shitfest going on right now. Makes me miss the usual "i lift and i can beat u" troll threads we would get every day instead of all this cancer, why did they have to ruin one of the few boards I genuinely liked? Sure it was small and slow but so fucking what?
So what do you think will happen first?
>WWE gives the World title to a full on 100% black guy
>WWE gives the world title to a Japanese guy
>>866412
Black 100 per cent
Probably Apollo
Big E is almost guaranteed to be WWE World Champ
>>866435
hes a manlet and has a comedy gimmick. hes young enough where he has a chance but guaranteed i dont see it.
