>this is the show we watch every week
> Vince isn't OUT. OF. TOUCH
Do you think roman has a giant penis tattood on his back? Why else would you keep him in that shitty looking vest.
>>879922
Because he has literally no chest
> ib a photo from FCW in 2012
How do you guys think the Undertaker should go out? Ideally, it would've been against whoever broke the streak, but they already fucked that up. So how about this:
>Undertaker loses his last match at Wrestlelmania against whoever.
>After the pin, which is done in the traditional Undertaker hands over the chest way, he lies motionless in the ring, never opening his eyes.
>Opponent's music plays and he celebrates and leaves the ring.
>Silence for a few seconds. Suddenly, all the lights go out.
>Kane walks out with a single lit torch.
>Makes his way down to the ring, gets inside and stands above his "deceased" brother.
>A bright white light shines down from the top of the ramp and the druids start filing down to the ring, accompanied either by just the bell tolling.
>They carry the Undertaker's body out of the ring on their shoulders and back up the ramp into the light, Kane following behind the procession.
>As they pass through the light, Kane stands alone on the ramp, his back to the crowd.
>The bell tolls again and the white light disappears, leaving Kane with the just the torch for light.
>The bell tolls a final time and Kane's torch is extinguished.
>Darkness follows for a few more seconds. The lights come back up and Kane is gone.
I'd mark for that.
You've thought about this for awhile haven't you?
>>876874
It's been time for the old man to hang up his hat for awhile now, so yes. I've had plenty of time to think up something for his exit.
>>876810
Sounds fine. Who should retire him? I think he should go at this Mania because he can barely work any more.
I like the idea of continuing the retirement series of Flair -> HBK -> Taker of legends retiring each other. The Rock as a heel would be the best option if they can get him to wrestle, I don't see any other options desu. HHH has wrestled Taker enough times at Mania already and Jericho is too much of a jobber to believably beat him. Kane is too slow and crap in the ring now, a match between them would be awful, and Sting is dead. Any other active "legends"?
> I only want to condition my fighting muscles
>> I only want to condition my fighting muscles
>>878766
bro yuo should go to the gym for about 6-12 months then once you are fit ull be ready to fight moay tai and bjj.
Anyone else hoping for Dassey v Kratz at Wrestlemania?
>just finished watching making a murderer
Reminder that his kid has an IQ of 73.
>>878416
Great moderation.
OP you're most likely looking for people to hate with you... And you most likely will get it, but not from me.
>>878337
CM Punk?
Anyone here into high stakes poker?
I love the old episodes of poker after dark and high stakes poker on YouTube.
The battles and mind games between Helmuth, Ivey, Negreanu, Viffer, Elezra, Dwan, Brunson, Antonius, Hansen and a bunch of rich fish were great.
I guess the poker sites getting shutdown hurt their tournament action and a lot of them went bust since??
This dude was the GOAT
Everyone was terrified of him, he redefined the LAG style of play and was also an unbelievable reader and the most prolific bluffer of his time.
https://youtu.be/kUeAgB3R7mA
I hear he moved to Macau/Philippines for the massive million dollar cash games, went bust, got massively in debt to the triads and now gets shuttled around to promote crooked tournaments and high end games run by gangsters to work his 8 figure debt off.
Guess no one likes poker.
Should I have posted this thread to traditional games?
>>873920
This place used to be a slow board, you might have gotten replies eventually. You still might if you keep the thread alive long enough. I don't know shit about poker or I'd post. /tg/ is shit now and full of CYOA shit unless some of that cancer has been contained.
>that rant on Goldberg
xth for SOCIAL OUTCASTS
also tfw Axel is still in last year's royal rumble
>all these kids getting worked by the game
what
if
work?
>>871052
Cm punk was sent to the ufc to destroy it. Just like how brett was sent to wcw
>>871053
bret would have failed, he send big sexy and razor, hogan helped for old times.
>>871052
Nobody cares about this pathetic whining emo vegan booze-fearing scrub anymore.
How do you feel about the MSG Curtain Call?
Did Vince overreact when punishing HHH?
>>879357
as a jimmy i got confused a bit because razor and hhh were heels that never interacted with diesel and hbk. HBK and diesel made sense because they were friends and were a team in 2 dudes with attitudes.
>>879357
>i like discussing topics which have been beaten into the ground and rehashed for over the past 20 yrs to ad nausaem
GUYS,
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE MONTREAL SCREWJOB?
WAS IT A WORK?
Hi everyone. I am new here! I've never cared about sports much, but when I saw the infamous germany 6 - 1 brazil football match I finally understood. There were these fantastic shots of the brazilian fans dreams evaporating and them crying that just made me feel very good.
Is there any other match where I can witness such pure joy of sportmaship? Where dreams of an entire country are swiftly crushed in matter of minutes? It's better if there are alot of close up shots of the audience.
Brazilian here, couldn't care less. Fuckin' soccer is like opium to our dumb population.
>>877033
>le brazilian that hates brazil meme
>>876545
The final score was 7-1
Does anyone like face commentator Lawler?
>>879274
Does anyone like Lawler period?
Dude's always been creepy as shit.
Hey guys I've started doing parkour and I realized when I'm going to wall climb I have good technique and easily get Into cat position I think it's called (hands on ledge, extended arms, feet on wall, knees bent) but I can't get myself up because of muscle strength. Can someone help me out with a routine for parkour, especially upper body? Preferably one that uses gym equipment, seeing as I got a membership to get some asthetics, but any help is great!
TL;DR: need a routine, preferably can be done in a gym, but doesn't matter, to train for starting parkour, and especially upper body to do wall climbs
Do these until you can work your way up to pullups.
The climb-up also has technique to make it efficient.
youtube.com/watch?v=bsJRzoj7ke4&list=PLA425AE16B5C9B144&index=20
This is the wrestling board kid
>>878658
Yeah I try both techniques, but I'm lacking arm strength, I do both the push back with both feet and the push back with one foot and swing the other leg back for momentum but still can't do it, I'll try those though
How can anyone watch TNA and say they're a fan when shit like this happens?
>>878577
>THIS IS WRESTLING!
What is your beef with this?
>>878577
Yeah I just gotta point out how good WWE is too. It is a fake fight OP what do you expect? I think you should watch MMA
>>878577
kek, TNA is pretty dead, even CZW is superior to that shit
fingerboard threat
About as relevant to /asp/ as toy guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx2P7qPOkCo
>>879070
/k/ has a huge interest in toy guns.
Is /asp/ even still worth going anymore?
I used to come here for martial arts related stuff like boxing, kickboxing, BJJ, MMA, Judo and all that jazz. This board was known for that, including skateboarding and some others, but now there's nothing but wwe threads flooding the board.
Miss old /asp/
Pic unrelated
I agree. Might as well rename it the WWE board. It's a shame.
>>872586
cry more, baby
Sorry for making your dead board relevant. You should just leave desu :^)
