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you new faggots don't even know what wrestling is
post a match to prove that you belong on /asp/
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrxUuRiA0Jg
www.dailymotion.com/video/x32q90f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vngNGnaJks
A lot of guys from /sp/, including myself, just come here to blow off some steam by shitposting and tighten the seals on your cuck shed.
Who do you think are the ones shitting in the non wrestling threads in your name and posting a million "Is he autistic" threads?
;^)
Who's it gonna be /asp/? My vote goes towards tan Enzo and Wayne Brady.
I got pigtails ethnic tittymonster and bald chink
>>1305302
Discount Jack Swagger and the son of Undertaker and Vader
Who's the chick in green? She reminds me of one of my ex's.
My guesses: New Barrett, Beard guy, Hijo de Mean Mark, Jurassic Park guy, Superman girl, yellow girl and green haired chick.
>Drink it in man.. the gift of Jericho
What did he mean by this?
His gimmick is he's having a midlife crisis where he's come to the realization he hasn't been World Champion since Swagger took the belt off him
Jericho thinks he can walk into 2016 WWE like its 2008-2010 WWE and win his equivalent of the World Championship again
I fucking miss Big Gold. I miss having 2 World Championship the Raw World Championship is fucking poison hence why its only looked good on Lesnar, Cena, and Reigns
>>1305268
He wants to cum down your throat
>>1305294
If it will impart me with any of his talent I would have to accept the gift of Jericho.
Sheamus has literally become the new Ryback
>Went thru multiple World Championship pushes way too early because he impressed someone at somepoint till said someone got bored of him
>Is inconsistently over/not over with the fans where they like some things he does and other things they aggressively don't like
>He was fed thru the John Cena machine
>He was then fed thru the Roman Reigns machine
>For some reason was...
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I feel sorry because he is alone now that his lad Wade left.
BTW Ryback had never being WWE champion
>>1305176
That's what I mean by the whole "went thru too many World Championship pushes way too early" just like Ryback did. 2012, 2013, and 2015.
Sheamus is a pretty good stiff wrestler 10x safer than Ryback but his gimmick for years has been fucking awful
>>1305164
> multiple world championships
>Gym buds with Haitch
> makes an excess of 600000
Yeah not feeling that bad senpai.
"FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASH!"
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
SHE CALLS IT THE REAR END
SAMI ZAYN WITH THE HELL OOOOV A KICK
Is their a picture of kevin owen's shirtless (besides fakes)? before you call me a faggot, I'm just wondering because literally 99.99% percent of wrestlers are seen shirtless. for fuck sake even commentators and managers are seen shirtless. why haven't I've seen this guy shirtless? I've seen The Undertaker shirtless, Bray Wyatt shirtless, Luke Harper shirtless, Erick Rowan shirtless, Big Show shirtless, Mark Henry shirtless, Michael Cole shirtless, MVP shirtless. But yet this guy always has a shirt. is that thing glued on him?
How do people even eat enough to get that fat? It doesn't even seem like there's enough time in the day to get fat to me. I'm not like ripped or anything, but is seriously incomprehensible to me how an adult can get actually fat.
>>1305013
I know but so is bray wyatt is he that self-conscious
>>1305014
when you consider how many calories he burns wrestling he must eat a lot.
What is the difference between a mark and a smark?
The letter "s"
>mark
/asp/
>smark
/woo/
One is an idiot who genuinely likes wrestling, one is an idiot who hates wrestling but still watches it because they're a fat neckbard virgin
>Owen's throws shade at a resteraunt for not providing him with his fifth dinner of the day
>The absolute madmen actually savage him with a response
>Sweaty neckbeards and smarks BTFO and drowning in tears in the comments sections
O I AM FUCKING LAFFIN
Just because a guy plays a character on screen doesn't mean you treat him like shit in a restaurant with his family.
What a shit excuse for a business.
>>1304835
>SMARK FAGGOT BTFO
Brilliant. I wish they'd fat shamed him and thrown him out because his gut offended them.
bad pr practice, though funny
Based paige
>>1304766
Who's the thickness she's against
>>1304773
Big tit brooke.
Came from nxt
>>1304775
Why am I so hard right now
How good was prime WCW? Why did Jericho, Guerrero, Mysterio, Malenko and Benoit all get underused and ignored?
>>1304739
Over reliance on shitty has-beens. Sounds familiar?
CAUSE HULKAMANIA WAS STILL RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!
>>1304739
Underused and ignored maybe, but they were always on the show and putting on good matches even if they didn't """win""" belts.
Who's gonna be the next to complete a Grand Slam?
Hard Mode: No BMJ
Obviously Seth
How far off is Rollins?
>>1304665
IC title
>Jericho's never won the rumble.
He's spent like a fucking year in the match cumulatively, how has he never won one?
>>1304626
He's a B+ player
>>1304626
Only jobbers need the Rumble. JeriGOAT gets any world title he wants without some faggoty gimmick match.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Jericho#Championships_and_accomplishments
I doubt he cares.
1. Canada (Harts, JeriGOAT, Edge, Christian, Zayn, Owens)
2. Texas (Austin, HBK, Eddie, Undertaker, Funk)
3. Samoa (Rock, Reigns, Rikishi, Umaga, Joe)
4) Japan (Nakamura, Okada, Funaki, Taka Michinoku)
5. Rest of USA
6. Ireland (Finn, Sheamus, Becky, Finlay)
7. UK (Bulldog, Regal, Paige)
8. Mexico (ADR, Mysterio, various midgets)
9. Switzerland (Cesaro)
10. France (Andre the Giant)
Agreed?
>>1304594
>6. Ireland (Finn, Sheamus, Becky, Finlay)
>Wow it's nothing and Finlay
>>1304594
Texas isn't a country, also I would put America, then Mexico, then Japan, then Samoa, then Canada
>>1304596
>texas isnt a country
we'll secede some day :^(
Feud with Roman Reigns when?
Next week
He's not over enough to be fed to raymen yet
>>1304442
When at Extreme Rules it is revealed that Tyler Breeze was the one ordering Gallows and Anderson around and he is the leader of the Gorgeous Club.
If you don't like him after spring him on stone colds podcast, you are a truly soulless bastard.
>side note
How long until he's tna champion
>>1304374
WHAT IS BAMBOOZLE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1304482
That and le Hornsrwoggle had a hard life if I recall that time he was in the kike's podcast.
>>1304374
wwe misused the hottest talent since shannon moore .
