>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
Don't forget cuck
Autistic spam across multiple threads doesn't get you any closer to being a regular human being
KEK OF PERSONALITY
>11 Match of the Year awards (almost every year he was mainly a singles competitor)
>Match and Feud of the decade for the 2000's
>First Grand Slam winner
>The best Ladder, Elimination Chamber, Hell in a Cell match were all owned and won by him
>Put on 5 star matches up until the day he retired
>Fucked prime Sunny
>Cucked Bret Hart
How can one man be so based?
Hey couldn't even lift most of the people he wrestled during the 2000s. Overrated, overselling, Vinces dick taking faggot
Sucking Vince's dick?
>>1307756
This. Fuck HBGay
Bray is GOAT because of spider walk, prove me wrong
Pro tip: you can't
He's a fat manlet jobber
>>1307745
>6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
>manlet
this manlet meme has gone too far
>>1307748
>billed heights
>under 6'4" either way
It's 2001. Eric Bischoff, with the backing of Fusient Media Ventures, purchases WCW.
Do you think Bischoff would have saved the company?
If yes, how?
2001 is way too fucking late
>>1307701
So you think there's absolutely no chance he could of saved the company?
>>1307699
No. The powers that be wanted wrestling off TV.
Also, the last thing WCW needed was a non-wrestling man at the helm. Bischoff didn't have a fucking clue, was simply a suit with an ego, and all the success came from Nash and Hall with Sullivan behind the scenes.
when is this hack getting fired
>>1307598
when jon moxley finally gets a wwe contract
When is victorious in the main event of Wrestlemania
lmao dean mark on suicide watch
This apparently counts as mixed:
Troy L. Smith of cleveland.com: Smith felt that the main event was "extremely boring – one of the worst main events ever at WrestleMania", with the ending saw "WWE found itself stuck in a moment it couldn't get out of with more boos than cheers". Ultimately, Smith concluded that "WrestleMania 32 proves Zack Ryder (or anyone) is better than Roman Reigns
Pos-Neg 0-1
Paul Tamburro of CraveOnline:
He decried the main event as a "dull, slow-paced match" and described Reigns' babyface push as "absurd" and "an embarrassing failed experiment for the company",
Pos-Neg 0-2
James Caldwell of Pro Wrestling Torch:
He rated the main event match 1.5 stars out of 5, questioning why "anyone wanted to sit through this long of a main event" and criticizing "the egos of the McMahon family" for booking the match. Caldwell went on to describe Reigns as "a pet project that would be laughed out of this spot in any other era"
Pos-Neg 0-3
Nolan Howell of the Canadian Online Explorer:
Scherer also criticized Vince McMahon for ignoring the "clear edict" from fans against Roman Reigns as world champion
Pos - Neg 0-4
Scott Keith of Sporting News: one of the worst WrestleManias when all was said and done". He wrote that "Roman Reigns showed once again that he's not the guy to be the top star despite Triple H's best efforts to get a 'classic' match out of him,
Pos-Neg 0-5
Aaron Oster of Rolling Stone: WrestleMania 32 "felt like a six-hour attempt to piss off that same demo", especially the event's ending,
Pos-Neg 0-6
Mixed? More like overwhelmingly negative.
But Roman is a draw I swear.
He just gets boring chants, booos, negative reviews at PPV, falling ratings.
Vince don't care
>>1307556
Not that I'm defending WM 32 - it was bad - but what's the point of this post? Who are you arguing with here? And if someone wanted to argue the opposite I'm sure they could cherry pick 6 positive reviews.
>>1307571
> they could cherry pick 6 positive reviews.
He'd have a hard time finding them.
So I have been doing parkour for 7 years and about a year before I started I had these really great shoes. They were the only pair i had so I wore them everywhere for everything. They could take a beating and were super comfortable. They were basically whats in the pic (Sorry for the small size it was the only picture I could find)
They were essentially a fucking moccasin with a thin layer of rubber on the bottom. American Eagle apparently used to have a shoe like this or something but i can't find anything online.
Could someone please help a parkour bro reclaim a lost love?
German Army Trainers, Bundeswehr Sportschuhe, or GATs. Both Puma and Adidas make shoes that look very similar to GATs, because they were individually founded by two brothers who originally designed the shoe for the German army.
>>1307333
interdesting
>>1307333
>parkour
top fucking kek m8.
Enjoy being the autistic kid people laugh at when they walk through the park and see you prancing about like a fairy.
>Take Razor Ramon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQCcU5pdR8
>Make him 7 inches shorter
>Twice as dark
>Put a tiebtan mastiff on his head
>Remove all in-ring skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Z-wbo7zrs
Seriously, how did Vince think this was gonna work out? Didn't "Fake Razor" already fail once.
> Carlito
> 2016
Who fucking cares?
>>1307309
more carter tier shitposting
>>1307309
Fake Razor failed because they were trying to pass him off as the real Razor you mental gimp
I think he is a good worker and underrated... what does /asp/ think?
vanilla lanklet
was better as Festus
If you deflated Ryback and gave him Ortans tattoos.
>>1307055
first for dean is trash
>>1307055
>another Dean edition
kill urself my man
Are you happy dean mark???
You've ran everyone the fuck out!
Where did they all go??
/woo/???
Reddit???
Wrestleforum??
Where??????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hjggNapoEQ
>this didnt end off raw
>instead a fucking womans match contract signing did
I hope this company dies. And wow both guys are so over this club vs blood feud is really great. Too bad it is taking a back seat to another mcmahon feud and womens wrestling. Fuck this company
Then stop watching
>>1307013
why would I stop watching? I like this feud, you fucking moronic fuck
>>1307017
Lol so mad
It seems like everyone on this board dislikes Krav Maga and systema
I was just wondering what specifically makes them bad, I can see how they would be fighting memes.
>>1306975
>It seems like everyone on this board dislikes Krav Maga and systema
Krav Maga has actually recently gotten more respect around these parts.
But Systema is still pretty much considered a joke around here.
>>1307005
If it got respect lately it's because the actual martial artists left and were replaced by WWE fan demographic.
>>1307025
No, /asp/ is just learning that it's about the training methods, not the arts themselves.
There was also an anon who's trained Krav Maga that had good training methods who pitched in a while ago.
Cage is better than Rybotch or Apollo Creed. If Neville and those guys can pass a drug test then Cage can. Did he fuck Stephanie when she was 13?
>>1306790
He loves mexican chicas, he's worship like a God down there
Can't pass the wellness test
>>1306790
Well, he WAS in FCW as Kris Logan, and was supposed to go up to the main roster as Nightclaw to have a program with The Hurricane back in 2009, but that never came to be. Sure, it was incredibly stupid, but why let him go instead of repackaging him? Does anyone know what happened?
Also, Logan, Nightclaw, the hair and sideburns, naming his finishers Drill Claw and Weapon X... Cage is really big on Wolverine, you guys.
Any wrestling comics worth reading?
Aside from pic related of course. >>>/co/82966051
Will they be getting called up soon?
>>1306595
Asuka is never being called up. She's 34 and just there to help the younger girls. Bayley won't be called up any time soon, given they can't even find anything for most of the women they already have on the main roster to do.
Neither will get called up until they install new faces in the title scene.
Bayley is the 2nd most over on the entire nxt roster after Nakamura and Asuka is around 4th or 5th.
They are probably pushing for Carmella.
>>1306595
No, because there are currently too many girls on the main roster now. Also calling them both up completely guts the NXT diva roster.
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