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He's not even that fat. Why do people shit him so hard on /asp/?
>>1301536
>Why do people shit him so hard on /asp/?
Marks getting worked by a great heel.
Haven't you noticed /asp/ is mark central? Roman Reigns is the favorite of this board for goodness sake.
I'm your "biggest" fan mr steen
>>1301536
because he is fat
>haven't been watching wrestling for ~6 years
>watched RAW this week
>mfw Kevin Steen, El Generico and Claudio Castagnoli in the same match
When did WWE get this much better wrestling wise?
>>1301486
Return to Reddit
>>1301493
Why are you so angry?
>>1301498
Your vanilla indy shitters suck. Take them and go back to your reddit
The top feud happening on Raw right now is Randy Orton (your WWE World Heavyweight Champion) and his underlings Legacy (the current WWE World Tag-Team Champions) feuding with Batista, Triple H, Shane O' Mac and Vince McMahon
I don't get why people hated this feud. Granted...compared to the great shit happening on Smackdown this doesn't sound as great in comparison but it was hardly bad
I can't believe people actually mock the Triple H home invasion angle how is that shit any worse than Stephanie getting arrested twice live on Raw and Vince printing...
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Probably 'cause Orton is boring and face HHH sucks.
>I can't believe people actually mock the Triple H home invasion angle how is that shit any worse than Stephanie getting arrested twice live on Raw and Vince printing his mug shot on a TV shirt.
It's all equally stupid? What are you trying for here?
>>1301383
Nothing will ever top Pillman 9MM but Triple H breaking down Orton's door with a sledgehammer then throwing him out the window of his home...literally LEAGUES above Cringe Cage and New Day Time Machine
>>1301424
shut up OP
Your thread sucks.
I just watched TNA tonight and it was 80% shit . The Hardys need to retire or just go away , and though I think Miracle is a good wrestler , I just hate his gimmick (hot wife though). Jeff Hardy couldn't pass a wwe health and wellness if his life depended on it , his Willow gimmick is stupid , and his brother looks like Dan Aykroyd.
Dan Aykroyd
Matt Hardy
>tfw the dudleys are the last team standing
I've been trained to box by my father since I was 7 and my father used to be a professional boxer. So I'm twenty and just figured why don't I give professional boxing a shot
I wanna do this because I think it's my only way to acquire fuck you money and pursue my dream of opening a cartooning studio. Considering I got the genetics and upbringing, I might have a shot at this
I wanted to ask you /Asp/ies what should I expect. How many amateur matches will I have to win before going pro, is getting endorsements necessary, how long on average does this take?
You might make it.
You might not make it.
Most people don't make it.
Some people do make it.
Some people have what it takes to make it.
Some people don't have what it takes to make it.
Some people can acquire what it takes to make it.
Some people can't acquire what it takes to make it.
Do you have the dedication to make it?
Even if you could make it,
would your circumstances allow it?
You have to start from the lowest, look for a boxing gym that book local fights and star making a name from yourself locally, you will probably never get out of local fights but money is money
Why would you willingly give yourself almost guaranteed brain damage? Because that's what's going to happen.
How doing think it would be like?
>>1301190
I'd imagine he would be cool and fun at first, then he would start to get perverted. It would be funny at first, but it is just a preface to him asking some faggot shit like "are you bi bro?"
>>1301190
I think it would suck.
HBK has never given off any kind of "hey this guy would be cool to hang out with" vibe.
>>1301191
Are you bi?
Anyone know where I can learn to be seven feet tall? I'm also interested in learning how to be a bona fide stud and a certified G. Any suggestions?
you can't teach that
>>1301130
ur cuckshed
I believe those things are unteachable.
Second for his Dean
>As noted, Batista's wife Sarah Jade was named Miss Pole Dance America 2016 at a competition this past weekend in Nashville. In the video above, the former WWE Champion and his wife talk to TMZ Sports. Jade talks about the competition and Batista, who was in attendance, says he's super proud of her. Batista said he wouldn't go when she first started competing because he imagined a bunch of guys making comments but he says it's not like that at all. Batista also mentions he tried pole dancing and made a fool out of himself.
lmao...
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>>1301146
Don't disrespect the Animal Batista, please.
http://411mania.com/wrestling/ongoing-wwe-smackdown-spoilers-6/
>Kevin Owens defeated Cesaro with a roll-up when Cesaro was distracted by Sami Zayn and WWE Intercontinental Champion The Miz, who had been on commentary. Maryse was with Miz.
>Dolph Ziggler defeated Sheamus. Baron Corbin comes out after and cuts a promo on Ziggler, saying he will kick his ass at Extreme Rules.
* Chris Jericho comes to the ring and gets big heat as he knocks the crowd. The Asylum starts to lower around the ring. Jericho...
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>>1301100
State of Sheamus and Paige
>Ambrose standing tall
That and the #1 rule off WWE which states: If a match plays to Dean Ambrose's strengths he MUST lose makes it seem Jericho will go over on Sunday
>Sheamus is the Jannetty of LoN
Does he work out?
>>1301031
i wonder how sad he was when el torito was released since he has his tattoo of him on his shoulder.
He obviously has muscles, but that nigga has not touched a treadmill or bike for 10 years
he's definitely lost weight since first joining NXT. Despite being overweight, he's in good shape. You have to be in order to wrestle as well as he does. This meme needs to die. The dude is in better shape than anyone else on this board.
Through magical circumstances, you get to switch Roman Reigns with a dead wrestler. The setups outlines are-
>Roman Reigns will be dead
>The reborn wrestler is back to the age they were at in their prime
>The reborn wrestler is now the current WHC
Who do you replace Roman with? Pic related.
I would replace fat ass kevin for andre the giant
>>1300827
Giant Gonzales
Belee dat
Filename thread
Someone has been posting this too much on here and /heem/. I am beginning to suspect it's the same person.
how can one man be so based?
>>1300788
Fuck off /woo/tist
>>1300788
Roman looks like someone I'd fuck, if I were a fag.... But I'm not so.
>>1300873
you upset spardot? :^)
>2009 WAS MY BEST YEAR
Why was Kofi even remotely OK in saying this line? You would think 2009 would have been his worst year. And that wasn't even his fault that was all Orton's doing
Wasn't the reason why Kofi's push failed is because Orton threw a fucking little baby tantrum over Kofi mistiming a spot w/ the punt and he had to impromply end the match with the RKO instead? Why does that matter
Why is Orton such a fucking enormous manchild. I'm not saying Kofi would have went anywhere w/ that push but...
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>>1300753
It was probably his idea to say the line. It was the only year he got any sort of push.
That segment where he smashed randy's car was awesome. I already thought he was cool because of his athleticism but that segment added some fire to his character and it was unfortunate it didnt lead to anything.
I hope one year he actually wins the royal rumble or MITB, because he is consistantly the most entertaining guy in both of those matches.
>>1300770
Sometimes I really wish the Dibiases were actually millionaires. Ted Dibiase Sr has exactly 1 million dollars in his account and only that much. Not a penny less
Any money Dibiase Jr makes is pure coincidence probably not even to the same degree his father used to make in WWF and WCW since Dibiase Jr was last seen wrestling at a fucking House of Hardcore show.
>>1300770
His time where he could have won the rumble has passed, but now is his best opportunity for winning MITB because he could share the briefcase/title with the new day like what could have happened last year. Now, vince sees and has acknowledged that the new day is over as fuck, and he might let them hold the title for a few weeks.
Why does everyone hate this guy? Everytime he's brought up everyone says he's cringe but no one ever says why. I get the WhatCulture hate, but not him.
Personally i hate his face. That alone makes him unwatchable for me. Also all his forced attempts at jokes are TGWTG tier
>>1300626
>TGWTGT
Literally who?
>>1300644
hehe meme...
