Cesaro has been over exactly twice is his entire WWE career. The first time was when he was hot tagging for Swagger, and the second time when was hot tagging for Tyson Kidd. Each time, as soon as he went solo, people stopped caring within a month. Without a partner there to get people invested in the match Cesaro is nothing.
He is hot tag wrestler - nothing more, nothing less. He's Titus O'Neil except with white skin and indie cred. No amount of James Bond cosplay will change that.
Bingo, he is just plain boring.
>what i say is a "truth bomb"
kys
What a hilarious premise for a thread.
A contradictory premise, mind you, but still hilarious.
> you are now remembering when the hillbilly crowd sided with Cesaro over Reigns in the Survivor Series Tournament
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old thread: >>1282996
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>he still rides his stonerplank
BEGGING for all of you to have sex
>Vans Pool Party
Who else liked Sky SIljeg here?
Is Kiko Fransisco the next Cab?
>inb4 anti- and pro-autistic op apologists
Who's your favorite wrestler /asp/? Mine is BJ Techniques.
>>1299510
Mine is Jim Desayuno
Silverstein
"The Gentle Man" Randolph Mildmannered
>AJ YOU ARE PHENOMENAL... at lying
HOLY SHIT, CAN ANYONE STOP THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN?
2nd week in the only segment people gave a shit about was AJ/Roman
This is gonna stop when Rollins gets back and AJ is taking a backstage to arguably have a good match with Balor but Rollins is more long term
Aj is going to the mid card after jobbing to reigns and having a feud with finn shitter and gay club
>>1299070
>finn shitter
>gay club
this is a really underage post
Why was Raw so fucking terrible tonight? Once per hour they had like one bad segment that literally just brought the entire crowd to pure apathy
>First it was the Jericho/Ambrose segment that was straight out of LOLTNA/LOLWCW with the fucking Doomsday Chamber
>Then it was New Day and the fucking Time Machine
>Then Raw ending with Stephanie McMahon emasculating Ric Flair to end off the show
They never ever will under Vince because money. Triple H *might* change it some day but don't count on it.
>>1298641
I'm just saying...2 weeks in a row the hottest angle on Raw is brawling between Roman and AJ...not wrestling...not talking...BRAWLING
What does it saying when your wrestling product is so bad you'd rather see a fight then a wrestling match?
>>1298632
I'm gonna give it until after Extreme Rules. If a single feud continues after that, especially Jericho vs. Ambrose, I'll make a conscious effort to excise WWE from my life, at least for a while.
ITT Worst wrestling moves
Slingshot just looks so fucking fake its obvious that the guy jumps why would he be launched? That's not how physics work
The superman punch irks me as a finisher, terrible technique for a punch yet it's kayfabe one of the most powerful
>>1295674
it's not a finisher, it's his signature move that only 3 counts jobbers
>>1295681
Still, it's far too unrealistically strong in kayfabe imo
Big Sexy is right. Name a single vanilla midget that has ever been a draw.
> lowest-drawing WWF World Champ of ALL-time
Well, he'd be the expert on not drawing.
Mysterio?
CM Punk?
Cena?
Tons of Manlet draws
>>1293360
>calling another man big sexy
Gay fucking faggot
I'll start
>/pol/
>/biz/
>>1289925
>/asp/
>>1289925
>/an/
>mexican usos
>Mexican
Kys trump supporter
>>1296695
The only difference is what terrain you cross to get tot the US
>>1296589
Not even an uso fan but at least they get a reaction. These guys suck
I'll start with an easy one:
>he doesn't watch smarkbusters
>>1299951
>He doesn't mark for Sasha Banks
>>1299951
I don't understand why /asp/ hates them desu, their PPV reviews are pretty funny and they know what they are talking about. They are also not partnered with Youtube so they don't do it for the money unlike Jewculture.
>He watches and enjoys womens """""""""""wrestling""""""""""""
What went wrong?
What!?
He was the complete opposite of Roman Reigns. Nobody wanted to boo him. Hardly anybody ever did. Making Austin, at that point in his career, heel was as impossible as making Reigns face right now.
>>1299880
Should had retained his character but now faced faces.
The chickenshit stuff didnt fit him at all.
Thoughts on this match?
They had some impressive chemistry together and it was a technical masterpiece if you ask me
>>1299622
There was some really good stiff offense.
Who even won this one? I was so confused with the ending this shit was so overbooked and they did way too many strange spots
>>1299622
> outlaw wrestling
Get your shit b8 outta here faggot
How the fuck does an ugly, obese, slob have such a hot wife?
>>1299486
Money
Its a power thing. She can do pretty much whatever she wants and knows he won't do better. Money can counteract this, eventually earning enough to get hot girls to look past your flaws, but as Owens is already married it won't matter. He'll have earned that money while with her, thus entitling her to at least half.
Having a big fat cock
JeriGOATs best match?
His matches against Ultimo Dragon in Japan were tight
I loved his heel turn after he threw HBK into the TV Screen.
Miz comes close to being the next Jericho.
>>1299303
>Miz comes close to being the next Jericho.
Go away Mike you've got a Fatal 4-Way to not shit up too badly.
Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that nobody gives a fuck about his return? People have been crying for Cena and Rollins but he's been out just as long. Has there ever been a 10x champ this undeserving? Clearly people haven't given a fuck about him since maybe 05.
It's not hilarious, it's normal. Dude has not been entertaining since he dropped the Legend Killer gimmick and is fucking boring as hell right now.
I just hope we won't see another Sheamus vs Orton feud
>>1299253
His story is a deflating one, because he showed in his early run he has all the potential in the world to be entertaining, and he's only matured since then.
But it's like he calculated when to display that, to seed a sense of hope within fans, who would always look back on that and say "Well, he CAN do better!", and then proceeded to not give a fuck, essentially allowing himself to coast on his stature in the company, and the belief in himself he gave fans that he could do better.
Finish it up with the fact that he intermittently lets himself shine in the ring, and once again teases fans with what he COULD do, and it's like his entire career is a cocktease for greatness, when the man himself is perfectly fine giving it 50% and settling for complacency.
I hope he dies a horrible death(or gets jobbed out to a fresh talent) for killing Kofi's push
