https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfHiO8JiJHg
>"There comes the guy nobody likes"
Is this true, /asp/?
>>1428068
BRETCUK BTFO
BRETKEK IN TEARS
>WWE just recently hired a new announcer and her name is Charly Arnolt! Here is what she said on Facebook below.
>"As some of you may already know (although the vast majority of you don't), I am beginning a thrilling new chapter in my life! "
>"As of a couple days ago, I am now living in Orlando because I have accepted a hosting job in WWE! This is a huge step in my career and I am beyond excited to get started this coming Monday. "
>Arnolt has past experience of being a hoster because she hosted the web show BackTalk Ball and was also a sports reporter in Indiana for a couple of years. Since she moved to Orlando, she will probably be starting out in NXT and then she will move up from there.
>This is huge news for WWE and I am very excited to see what Arnolt brings to the table. I think this is a good change for WWE, trying to change things up. Obviously, this is huge for Arnolt so let's see how she handles this! Congrats to Arnolt!
>This is huge news for WWE
>a woman
Triple H is going to kill this company
>>1427785
So she's a commentator?
New smackdown logo incoming boyssss
2002 logo ahoyy
>>1427606
Pretty good. I swear to god if they dont get new stage for it ill eat my dick
>>1427606
Are they going to bring back the ol' glory days of Ruthless Agression Smackdown?
>>1427683
It's been confirmed there will be 2 different sets for each show
What are some ideas you guys got?
>EAW
E-xtreme
A-utistic
W-restling
>>1427518
World Wide Wrestling Entertainment Federation
MWF
Manlet Wrestling Federation
Send everyone under 6'1 there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE-HMkwmplY
Sasha Banks: "People are buying tickets to see the women"
Well /asp/, is she right? What does she mean by this?
>>1427377
I'm sure she's right in regards to a certain small subset of fans. But it's just delusional to think that women's wrestling matches aren't still piss breaks for the vast majority of the audience.
No she is fucking delusional. People bought tickets to see Torrie and Kelly Kelly, not your ugly horse faced bitch face
Not even kidding, Matt Hardy is one of the, if not the, most entertaining thing in wrestling right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1ELqXkZ8mQ
has he ever been this good?
I always found him boring as fuck in WWE but his current gimmick is based
>>1427310
Where were you when BROTHER NERO saved wrestling?
>>1427310
Damn, look at his wife's titties.
Does anyone honestly, genuinely, truly, sincerely, believe this guy even has a fraction of a chance of winning his UFC debut.
$100 on him, wanna take me up on it?
>>1427294
I only have $20 in my bank famm sorry
Chris Jericho, as a heel to get heat: "I am the best in the world at what I do."
CM Punk, as a face to solidify his ego, after Jericho, and while Jericho was not there: "I am the best in the world."
Why was this allowed?
Thank God Ryback and Hunter put us out of this misery.
>>1427287
I understand what he is saying to me right now.
based jericho
cm cuck BTFO
"You're father is an alcoholic, your sister is a drug-addict, and you're going to end up just like them."
What did he mean by this?
whats this trick called /asp/ies?
No Comply 360 maybe
Modified Blue Thunderbomb
Why can't they build another megastar likes based man john
Cena is really going to be appreciated in 20-30 years
The last draw wrestling had and will ever have
>looks
>charisma
>talent
>PR
Need those 4 things
Roman has 1/4
Dean has 3/4
Seth has 3/4
>>1427208
>Roman has 1/4
looks
>Dean has 3/4
looks
charisma
PR
>Seth has 3/4
looks
charisma
talent
Correct?
>N-No Mr. Ryback! Please let me go! I'll do anything, just please don't hurt me! I'll even let you fuck AJ
What did he mean by this?
WAGEKEKS BTFO
He took 25 years off Phil's life.
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't stop using HGH
>Pregnant
>Entitled brat
>Can't read
>Bald
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Roid Man
>Test dodger
>HGH Belly
>Dangerous Worker
>Slaps his head to beat the demons out, just like Benoit
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>His belly is ready to pop at any second
>Faggot
>Likes traps
>Doesn't like women
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Roids to Breakfast
>HGH drips out of his mouth on every promo
>RVD Ripoff
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic non-steroid diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle meat
>Failed to take the advice from the great CM Punk
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the hospital for a checkup
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Hormone fan
>Wrote...he can't. Illiterate
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being big, no one cares
>Thinks ripping off Goldberg is cool, it is not
>Mr. I steal moves
>HGH stolen from Arnold
>Adored by beta morons
>Jobs more than Ziggler
>Cried about Punk
>Cried about his little pecker
>Cried about Titus blacking him
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about his HGH dosage not being enough
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about his salary
>Is the only person who sees talent in his jobbing
>Performs worst move set
>Booked as a monster and now losing to illegal immigrants on the daily
>Most laughable failure in WWE history
>Implying Reigns suspension isn't a work
>Everything is a work
>Kevin Sullivan killed Chris Benoit
>>1427093
Why would WWE embarass themselves in the media by announcing the face of the company got suspended for drugs
>>11427093
the state of fedoramen
Should i turn my back on the wolfpack?Are there any consequences if i hypothetically turned my back on the wolfpack?
Do it and be this
>>1426958
You might end up in a bodybag
>>1426958
You might wind up in a bodybag
WWE personalities that are cucks in real life
What is with this boards cuck fetish/meme?
CM Cuck
>>1426954
It's about destroying fanbases like wwhat happened with all the ambronies on here
It's s seriously time for wwe to give up on the shield and build summerslam around their 2 most proven stars: Brock and John for the new WHC
>>1426941
Dean consistently gets the biggest pop each week though
Give BMJ his 16th reign it's our only hope
>>1426941
Summerslam Triple Threat.
BMJ vs Brock vs AJ
Book it.
