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>barely an ounce of muscle on his little midget body
>could go toe-to-toe with guys like Cena and Ryback who actually had definition and functional strength
Did this just ruin the whole premise of his character for anyone else? Say what you will about Bryan, but at least he had a chest
But he has his indie Goy Thai flip kicks!
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>>1430502
Wrestling was better when marks stayed in the audience
UFC 200 is getting closer so let's talk Brock.
What match at Summerslam should he have if he wins in the Octagon? If he loses? Do you think that's going to matter to WWE?
Fuck Brock lesnar. He should job clean to Roman reigns at summerslam
Brock needs to be full time in WWE and hold the title until Wrestlemania
>>1430365
This. Clean loss to Roman then retire. He will lose at UFC
Is there a legit, kayfabe reason as to why referees never do anything to stop brawls?
>>1430342
Because they're all manlets.
Referees are all weak ragdolls that aren't meant to use brute force
They're not security, stopping a brawl like that is both dangerous and possibly against company policy, don't be a hero.
What is the actual regular population of this board?
Over or under 12?
Coincidentally the average age, too.
>>1430270
Fuck knows.
Could just be me and Carter
>>1430270
More than the attendance of NGayPW/PWGay/RlolH shows
>>1430279
Here's one of those 12 year olds now.
How do you feel about the recent return of fake tits as a standard on women in the WWE?
After going out of style for a while there's now more with them than without once again.
I love it.
>>1430021
Anyone else prefer petite tits
>>1430050
No.
![maria-wants-sienna-to-end-gail-k-1024x576[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6lNavai.jpg "maria-wants-sienna-to-end-gail-k-1024x576[1].jpg")
>Maria and Cherry Bomb/Allie
>womanlets
>Sloppy Kong is 5'10
Womanlets are under 5 feet 4 inches you moron. Those two are just average height and the milf lady is just tall.
Allysin Kay is so wasted on TNA. If only she was in WWE to BTFO the shit women there.
>>1429760
i would anal fuck all of them specially the blonde
>>1429672
How is that even a question?
>>1429706
this board has a lot of under 18s
this triggers the anti-smark
How can Deanetty even compete?
Roman is a family man so sef probably banged both ring rats.
>The city of deanetty
>>1429539
That Rollins chick is cute.
>comes back
>cucks the champion in his own main event
>buries 2 full timer top dogs
>debuts an ugly ass belt
>leaves
what did he mean by this
>phil is stil upset
LMAO
>>1429464
The belt wasn't even ugly, you dweeb.
The Rock is the king of debuting ugly title belts.
Why did based ginger muzzy fall off the radar so hard?
He was literally getting Daniel Bryan 2.0 pops after Wrestlemania, and now he's just KO's shadow
reminder this idiot is currently not eating during sunlight because hes mentally ill
>>1429351
Being KO's shadow is the only thing Sami "ISIS" Zayn is good for.
This guy is one of the causes of the record low ratings. No one wants to see a boring pudgy vanilla Isis Muslim ginger with a Montreal accent with ridiculous ska entrance music from a diaper commercial
Who is the greatest of this generation and why is it Cm punk.
CM Punk? More like CM Junk. Haha, stupid shitposter you suck in your opinions and do not know anything plus he's a pure joke among all the wrestling communities, especially here. The only person who likes CM Punk is you.
>>1429321
Agreed, CM Junk is a stupid whiner who quit WWE because he was crybaby about losing to The Rock even though he had a long ass title reign, he's such a whiner lmao
hey PHIL, give me an AUTOGRAPH right NOW
If you don't seriously love everything about the wrestlers and the entire concept of the Authors of Pain, you are the most austically worked marks in the world.
>>1428604
AoP are great. I like that their motivation is being kept a mystery
I don't like them because they're big, samoan, and don't do flips.
T. wooist
>>1428609
They're not actually Samoan though
One of them is actually a pajeet, they just look samoan
>Coming at you from the Impact Zone in beautiful Orlando, Florida, everybody its another edition of Fact of Life and your host for Fact of Life, Eli Drake!
DUMMY YEAH
YA DUMMAY
need to team with the revival to say YEAH
Where the fuck is Ryback. These fucking record low ratings are because Ryback is not on TV.
He retired
>>1428419
ur fat
>>1428420
>I rent my TV
>Wrestler fucks up a spot
>instantly goes to try it again
>Wrestler fucks up spot
>YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!
>>1428176
YOU FUCKED UP is sooooooooooooo 2005
>Wrestler fucks up a spot
