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The following has been announced for Monday's 4th of July RAW from Columbus, Ohio:
* A former SmackDown General Manager appears
* Titus O'Neil vs. WWE United States Champion Rusev with the title on the line
* WWE Champion Dean Ambrose vs. WWE Intercontinental Champion The Miz in a non-title match
* 16-man Elimination Match with Team USA vs. Team International, participants TBA
It's like a fucking Smackdown card.
>former smackdown GM
Heyman?
>>1434720
Vicki Guerrero for sure.
I bet it's going to be Mike Adamle.
Hi, I'm John Morrison, and...
>>1434707
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>>1434707
...if I was in charge of the War on Terror, we would already have won, and gasoline would only cost 50 cents a gallon.
BASED
>>1434707
This is Jackass.
''the politics in WCW kept the biggest potential wrestling superstar on the ground''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRe9PAGfCw
Marks: ''he's a manlet that's never going to be a draw''
Smarks: ''best promo ever''
How is he a manlet?
Marks never said this
18 fucking +
>>1434693
You mean
Marks: "Steve who?"
Is this true?
>>1434530
What did he meme by this?
>>1434530
No. Captain America and Cena are not very similar. Cena is much more of a loner and doesn't take much of a side when it comes to fighting injustices. Look at all the horrible shit that goes down on RAW and Cena can only be assed to fight the Authority when they're getting in -his- way. Not anyone else's.
Cena's not really too different from HHH these days. All he cares about are championships and stroking his own ego as muh standard bearer.
>>1434562
Really true , Cena gotta be one of the worst friend ever , I remember , not so long ago , the Usos came stood for him and when they get beat'up , that SOB never helped'em .
Is this why you teach to kids ?
His booking is totally nonsense
There are faggots on this board right now who unironically believe this isn't the future of pro wrestling
>>1434477
Stop shilling Adam. Don't you have a Top Ten video to make?
I was disappointed with episode one, DESU. The expectation would be that it was a fan-made promo that'd have lots of enthusiasm but very little professionalism. And that was pretty much exactly what it was.
The in-ring talent was good. The announcers were rubbish announcers who - like JBL and Cole - effortlessly killed any sort of thrill in the programming.
They want to go back now and watch 1980s tapes of Ventura, Mcmahon, Monsoon, Heenan and Piper. See how they mix play calling with colour and with narrative stuff. The basic rule is: if it's a big...
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>Announcers trying to put themselves over
>GM with no charisma
>First ever match has a DQ finish
You can't fucking run a series about how you're better bookers than the WWE, and then book a show worse than WWE
Makes you think
http://www.workofwrestling.com/wowblog/wemustchange
>>1434438
It's true, but WWE's writing isn't making a good case for itself either.
>>1434438
Makes me think that whoever wrote that article is a faggot
>>1434438
he's trying to hard
ITT: pointless/worthless championships and other titles.
I'll start
>>1434385
>Separate UK title when?
The world belt when they started putting it on guys like Zigglar. Also US belt before Cena had US open challenge
Whens WWE going to make a Canadian championship belt
how is she in WWE if she lost tough enough? what's the point of the show if the losers get to be in the company? shouldn't she be sent home and have to come up the hard way?
cause the smark virgins picked the wrong winner
>>1434346
why do you say that?
>>1434378
because sara lee is ugly, can't talk, not fit, short, pudgy, has negative sex appeal, is a ring rat fake slut who acts cute and innocent (which got smark virgins to fall for her b/c they are virgins cucks), and her favourite match is lesnar taker at 30.
Don't get bit by the gator grip!
I'm still waiting for his debut
I fucking hate Triple H
He's done real well to get into the shape he has
FUCKING WWE FAGS I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHITPOSTING HERE
FUCK YOU MOD FOR NOT DELETING THE WWE SHITPOSTING THREADS NOW IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK
EVERY TIME I SEE A WRESTLING THREAD I WILL POST MMA PICTURES IN IT
I SUGGEST YOU ALL DO THE SAME AND WE CAN FINALLY DRIVE THESE MAN DRAMA AUTISTS OUT OF OUR BOARD
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELVES MANDRAMA FAGGOTS
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!
>>1434201
based MMAutists
I bet /wwe/ will be absolutely shittting their pants when they hear of your plan
>>1434202
I ARRIVED TO ROMP
THERE IS A FEE THAT MUST BE CHARGED
NOW IS THE MOMENT flFOR YOUR PERSON TO KNEEL AND SUPPLICATE
>Good Looks
>Charisma
>Great on the mic
>Okay in the ring
What went wrong?
He was over as fuck with marks, smarks and anti-smarks around 2011-2012. His gimmick was hot especially during the Jersey Shore era.
He also is responsible for getting WWE to branch into the internet/social media from the success of his "Z! True Long Island Story" show on youtube all by himself.
Is this Vince/WWE's greatest blunder...
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Uh no new mediocre on the mic
>>1434183
Please have sex
He tried to get himself over, that's a no-no
Which would you prefer represent Smackdown?
>>1434169
Big Gold
Eagle
>>1434174
always and forever
Bonus points for unexpected
This assumes Lesnar beats Hunt
>Cena vs AJ at BG
>Demon Balor debuts and attacks AJ
>Cena gets pissed because no clean win
>Dean v Roman (WWE): Dean wins clean
>AJ v Lesnar: AJ wins
>Balor v Cena: Balor wins
>Nakamura v Rollins (N1 Contender): Nakamura wins
>Wyatts vs New Day (TT): Wyatts win...
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>>1434142
I doubt anyone here would know. She's an attractive woman and currently in a relationship so probably not.
>>1434142
>Main Event: Dean (c) vs Roman
Dean goes over
>Cena vs AJ Part 3
Cena goes over
>The Miz (c) vs Randy Orton
Orton wins Intercontinental Championship
>Wyatts vs New Day (c)
Wyatts win Tag Team Championship
>Brock Lesnar vs Baron Corbin
Corbin wins due to shenanigans
>Rusev w/Lana (c) vs Big Cass w/Enzo...
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>>1434162
>Cena goes over
>"wrestling fans"
I see nothing wrong with this. You're one of them.
>>1434025
the Bubba and Simon Gotch are spot on
>>1434026
That's like saying I accept alcoholics because I drink a beer every now and then.
I dare you to tell him to lose weight
Lose weight
>>1433999
I don't want to get eaten
