You are made head booker of NJPW, and with all of their funds, you are tasked with taking on WWE.
What five immediate actions do you take?
book AJ Styles vs Becky Lynch
AJ elbows her face so hard she dies
>sign CM Punk and have him get in elite shape out of spite
>Fire young bucks they're fucking cancer
>Make shows stream live for free for westerners on youtube with english annoucing
>End the Bullet Club
>Sign Eli Drake and have him call people dummies
Kick out all the mexicans and black out of njpw and send them to their homes in africa and spain.
>tfw vince will die in your life time and his cunt daughter and doofus son in law will make wwe a indy shitter fest
It already is
>tfw nothing will change in WWE after Vince dies
Reminder that HHH is not responsible for booking NXT
So I haven't used a skateboard in about 5 years and probably don't know how to ride one anymore, but I've been looking at the Evolve bamboo electric longboard and it looks pretty enjoyable.
Does anyone have experience with these? Seems like a fun way to get to work as I only live 2km away.
Is the competition better? Should I go for a Boosted board or something instead?
I used to work in a small skateshop and we got an electric board. The owner let me take it out, and I almost wrecked it. Be careful.
>>1435961
Are they much harder to ride than normal longboards, though?
I wish the technology for these existed a few years ago when I was a kid. I remember when those electric scooters came out, with the gigantic fucking batteries that gave you like 30 minutes of ride time off of a 12 hour charge
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>>1435872
That's cool. He will probably go to Smackdown maybe later they will make a jap faction with Nakamura and Itami. He could also go back to beating up Asuka.
>Tajiri vs Kana will happen in a WWE ring
>>1435872
> pissed on vanilla monkeylet
Woopy fucking doo
Where would he be if he never fucked Steph?
>>1435856
Less world titles, less creative control and less mania main events
>>1435856
TNA with a history of drug abuse
>>1435856
Signing autographs in some HS gym with his Kliq buddies
ITT: Perfect crowds
>pic extremely related
ONS will never be topped.
Is there any gamethreads screencap from this?
>>1435714
>2005
fucking newfaggot
This thread is about THE longest reignin interim WWE Champion, THE winner of Cruiserweight Classic, THE man with a plan, based THE Brian Kendrick.
>>1435574
>wins the CWC
>shock unveil that the winner of the CWC is the inaugural holder of the newly-unveiled Cruiserweight Championship
>another title to buffer Raw/Smackdown with the brand split
>contested across both brands, frequent TV defenses, high-work title for the cruiserweights
>Kendrick launches into his arrogant ego for his first run, proclaiming himself the greatest cruiserweight of all time
>successfully defends against the likes of Neville, Crews, Kalisto, Sin Cara, Woods, Kofi, just about anyone that could pass for a believable Cruiserweight in billed height/weight
Would honestly fucking love it tbqh. Dude can still go like a motherfucker
>>1435580
sounds amazing.
Who would win if these two beasts fought in the ring?
Big Show obviously has the size advantage and has the knockout punch which has low accuracy but high damage.
Kane however is faster, stronger, and has the power of flames which has decent AoE damage.
Who would win?
Big Show. He's a damn giant
>>1435529
Big Show obviously
Nothing can stop a damn giant, not even fire.
>>1435529
Can ANYONE lift the Big Show?
I don't think it's possible, lads.
What is he thinking?
>>1435519
Fuck that. Let's talk about dem thicc thighs
I like his shoes. Are those alligator?
>>1435519
This thread is stupid
Do you believe he's just lucky or an actual genius?
>>1435468
Undoubtedly a genius.
Lucky and smart enough to listen to the smarter people around him.
He's a genius. This should be apparent when he went senile, steph and haitch took over and WWE dropped to shit.
Would taking up a martial art really improve my confidence and general self worth? I'm not looking to get ripped, or even be able to beat people up, just really need something to give me some sort of confidence to do things with my life and not view myself as a useless piece of shit.
Also, is it a pathetic thing to take up at 26?
>>1435462
It would but first you should lose weight and have sex, also gain height if you're under 6'0''. Then you'll be fully ready
>>1435463
I'm skinny, have sex regularly and am 6'1".
Doesn't help.
Haha.! I busted out laughing ever time that I seen her cry as well.!! Then I though imagine if she was my Girlfriend..!!? Holy Smokes.!! U walk in the house after working a looong day 2 her sitting on the couch crying.!! What's wrong honey..!!? She says "the phone rang & I couldn't get 2 it on time.!!" Just imagine what she is like during PMS.!! Hahaha..!!
where the fuck do these come from
>>1435426
Haha.! From my mind, can you imagine having a mind that just thinks about your Girlfriend and if she cries all day..!!??
>>1435435
would love to taste her feet
Team Smark vs Team Anti-Smark is happening this summer in August. Who's fighting who? What will be the match type?
Team Smark:
ryback
tyson kidd
cody rhodes
damien mizdow
team anti-smark:
john cena
aj styles
kevin owens
the new day
Team Smark
>Cesaro
>KO
>Zayn
>Nakamura
Team Anti-Smark
>John Cena
>Roman Reigns
>Vader
>Big Show
>Ryback
4 vs 4 Tornado Elimination Match, the last two then will fight in a 3 stages of hell match
>>1435495
I miss one for the smarks, lets put Zack Ryder
When will they get a show on the network guys?
It would be the death of wwe
>>1435411
Why would they give JD a show on the network when he shits on anything not NXT?
i like jd every now and then
cronin is terrible though
Name a better match than this. Protip:You cant
>>1435397
All Bret vs Austin matches
Bret vs Owen WM10
Bret vs Diesel SS 95
Bret vs 123 kid raw 94
what do i win?
Macho Man Randy Savage versus "The Dragon" Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania III.
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