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Post some trashbag wrestlers
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>>1433047
wat
>>1433047
New Jack is the GOAT
THE REMIX WILL NOT FAZE ME!!!!!
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BUY THIS?
My whole family laughed out loud when he said this
>>1433046
You're a cool dude dean
Fuck what everyone else says about you
How do you guys feel about him?
Whats the big fuss all about?
And most importantly,when will he sign to the WWE?
>>1433027
best wrestler in the world, he'll sign after he jobs to okada
>>1433029
In the world?
he's cool
Here's what left when you remove all the wrestling threads. Is there anything we can do or should we just concede to the wrasslefags and rename the board?
>>1432967
Rename to /wwe/
>>1432970
ur fat
HAD A DREAM THAT
I WAS NAKED
>>1432942
WHAT DID THIS MEAN BY THIS?
here
>>1432943
THIS MEAN BY THIS,THIS?
Explain yourself fatties
>>1432896
Steen has been fat for most of his wrestling career while Matt wasn't
Owens is a good wrestler
>>1432928
So?
Big Brother /wwe/ Edition
First 12 anons to post a wrestler will be entered in the game.
AJ Lee
And dont forget to add image of wrestler
Triple H
>"I'm not going to be a guy that retires and keeps coming back. When I'm gone, I'm gone. Same thing as amateur wrestling; when I won the world championships in Olympics, I left and I never went back. Same for pro."
He's never coming back lads.
http://www.morningnewsusa.com/wwe-rumors-randy-orton-kurt-angle-returning-world-wrestling-entertainment-draft-2386889.html
>>1432674
He literally said in the article he would return, just not until next year.
>>1432674
>He's never coming back lads.
what did he mean by this?
>>1432674
>Same thing as amateur wrestling; when I won the world championships in Olympics, I left and I never went back
Absolute horse shit. He was trying to get into the US Olympic team for 2012.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/17695309
>we some jobber boys, with the jobber strength
you literally can't make this shit up
YOU RETARDED FUCK
Anyone else think this was a little too far?
>trying to use jobber as an insult
>thinks wins and losses in pro wrestling are real
AJ's bank account is laughing at you right now
WE SOME JOBBER BOYS
SHOWING ROMAN'S STRENGTH
AIN'T NOBODY MAN ENOUGH TO WIN A MATCH
How did you guys feel about his English speaking skills?
IMO I really didn't mind it and find actually refreshing and pretty awesome they were comfortable enough to let him go at it
I mean don't get me wrong there were a few words I couldn't understand and there were a fee times he had to pause and think but I.think overall it was pretty cool
>>1432533
shit chink jobber
I WANNA FUCKING CUM INSIDE BECKY LYNCH OOOOOH YEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
>>1432533
Should be the one to go over Lesnar, and he can cut better promos
>n-NO MS. CHYNA! PLEASE DON'T DROP ME ME, I'LL NEVER PILEDRIVE YOU AGAIN! PLEASE RETHINK THIS
What did Ivory mean by this?
>>1432472
>What did Ivory mean by this?
what is the meaning of this?
>>1432472
One of the GOAT squash matches
>>1432472
Left hand on that titty.
Right hand on that pussy.
This has to happen eventually, right?
Both of them dying and meeting in hell? Definitely.
>>1432414
Tori is nearly as jacked aa Chyna
Why the fuck didn't we ever get a musclegirl match
>>1433427
this desu senpai
Has wrestling ever made you [spoiler]cry? ;_;[/spoiler]
No. I've been a bit emotional a few times but I've never actually shed tears.
The day after WM30 when the fans showered Bryan with "You deserve it" chant.
Shed a single manly tear as Bryan himself got very emotional on screen thanking his family and friends and all the fans who ever believed in him along the way.
Benoit and Eddie at XX
Bryan winning at XXX
Bryan's retirement. I knew it was coming for months but the part where he talked about his dad and was trying not to cry got me
I'm 24 years old and I bought a skateboard last week for the first time in about a decade. My ollies were rusty as fuck but I've managed to go from landing none at all to landing maybe 1 in 10 attempts at an ollie. My balance also really sucked at first and I fell down hard in the first 2 minutes of getting on the board and really hurt my hip, but after about a week or so it feels better now.
My question is; what is a good route of progression for a new skater? I'm going to continue practising my ollies and spending some time going back and forth in the...
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Are there actually any skaters on /asp/ or am I in the wrong place? I don't watch wrestling so I've never really been here before.
>>1432177
you are in the correct place but all the cool kids are asleep right now.
>>1423375
search "esg" or "eternal skateboarding general" to find the threads in the future
this is a learning gradient for tricks suggested by a youtube tutorial channel braille. i wouldn't follow it religiously, some tricks are just going to be very natural to learn as opposed to other. just gives you a good idea of some easy flatground basics and their relative difficulty.
Alright /asp/ (so not the WWE manchildren), you have been selected by UFC to step into the octagon for a 3 round bout with a gigantopithecus. You have 3 months to prepare.
You are not allowed to break any of the UFC rules, and the gigantopithecus is trained not to break them either. Its body is also entirely shaved so that you cannot grab its hair, and he is on a preworkout rush so won't be particularly slow/sluggish either.
What is your training going to look like? i.e. what martial art and/or style and what training plans will you follow?
What is your...
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>>1432133
brock could easily beat him
also, is he autistic?
>>1432138
Any WWE actor would literally die when pitched against a lightweight fighter from Belator or UFC, let alone a 3 meter tall 500kg primate on PWO.
>>1433228
But Bork won the UFC championship
