Phallic Symbol Edition
Old thread: >>1404806
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
Please do NOT spam random airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>International and local laws concerning Airsoft, things to consider while traveling
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eVw8H56iR_jpo-slgO5e8KNlLvQIAj1yQ9V8rrF6jWo/edit?usp=sharing
>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns – new link for the new chat.
skype:?chat&blob=BWX6g5kH-TZod4k0M4IkuJPQCTnNA454Vw3vEdVW7bs4CScPCOJG8xtPNy4BOOweVKrZ8YlLiyCwsML7Njop6Z2IqjvqMSKDMFGIHMn_Py8GzCOuo1UjketdtAlNH8r_ledI8OdYf8HrXycL8IUQw5hFPWjVhF5SLqYk9pbOOD1B9pqXTBXfTrdx0KU2vmQVa5qOaCbhV73qro-p1YH0GurZgqoWeiY
Thread Topic:
Who at your field is totally making up for something and with what?
SMUG SQUAD IS GOING TO MILSIM WEST'S THE CASPIAN GAP. JOIN YOUR FELLOW /ASP/IE FAGGOTS ON THE COSSACK TEAM AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!
The event will be held OCTOBER 21-23 IN PERRY, GEORGIA AT THE GUARDIAN CENTER, the same AO that American Milsim held Op Ironhorse back in February. Required atire is a tracksuit jacket, preferably of Adidas make or other cheap knockoff. Track pants are optional, but recommended. Otherwise, Russian or OD bottoms are acceptable as well. There will be a group buy for Mockba sneakers and any other Russian gear needed in August.
The goal is to be there and sorted before noon on the 21st to make ample time for final checks and go on last second store runs. So far there are two planned carpools: one coming from New England and the other coming from Chicago. The Chicago carpool will be able to pick up anyone landing at the Atlanta airport with some modest contribution to gas and rental.
IF YOU WANT IN ON EITHER OF THOSE, OR THE EVENT IN GENERAL, JOIN THE /ASG/ SKYPE GROUP:
skype:?chat&blob=BWX6g5kH-TZod4k0M4IkuJPQCTnNA454Vw3vEdVW7bs4CScPCOJG8xtPNy4BOOweVKrZ8YlLiyCwsML7Njop6Z2IqjvqMSKDMFGIHMn_Py8GzCOuo1UjketdtAlNH8r_ledI8OdYf8HrXycL8IUQw5hFPWjVhF5SLqYk9pbOOD1B9pqXTBXfTrdx0KU2vmQVa5qOaCbhV73qro-p1YH0GurZgqoWeiY
CHEAPER TICKETS END MONDAY, SO IF YOU WANT IN, GET IN THE SKYPE TO COORDINATE!
Who slavsoft here?
>>1411874
Guy at local field up north attempts to be total chad to little kids and scares them away from the game. He also rips off kids and ignorant adults, but not me.
>Be me
>Be a year ago
>Beginning to tech and start to understand engineering school
>Drive to local field north of me
>We get there and it's hot but no complaints
>Normal day with fat people in tactical bikinis and little kids running around alike
>my kit isn't the best looking but it does it's job well
>my friend that I normally see is there
>my gun was being weird that day so friend let's me borrow his fnx-45
>Local field Chad comes over and offers trade for pistol of one boneyard KWA SR7 with real steel rail system and an LCT Rpk that was too boneyard along with a pick from the box!
>friend decides to do it
>friend gives me guns and says I could fix them if I tried
>Chad laughs and says good luck
>I plug in the small type tamiya connector that was disconnected on both guns
>Chad looks puzzled
>I take guns to shooting range and show friend that they work
>Chad is furious and demands money back
>I go to owner and say guy is getting mad at my friend
>owner comes over and yells at Chad (turns out he is an employee)
>friend gives me SR7 with rail and says thanks for fixing it and defending him
>turns out my friend was gay and was coming on to me
Chad almost got fired, I got a gun, all is well.
I saw Chad at a Milsim a couples weeks ago and he was wearing AOR 2 bdu with AOR 1 gear.
Hey /asp/, the 2016 4chan Summer Cup is happening starting on August 3rd, and /asp/ is in this cup for the 6th or 7th cup in a row. I am the manager of the team, and since I haven't done this for about a year or so, I'd like to get your input on what players go into the team. These players can be your ebin memes on the board. For example, on the roster right now, we have players like CENAWINSLOL, Eye Poke Jones, Fuck This Company, Multiple Attackers, Lava Golem, and VACANT. The new players can be things such as BROTHER NERO or bbygurl, just to make some suggestions. Ultimately though, I'm looking for all different sports on /asp/, almost like a cross-section of the board. In addition, I am also taking suggestions and will vote on the team's new uniforms. One for MMA/Martial Arts, one for Wrestling.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1DmQlZJ_GSkkpfDIXt57bxAhPd8e_mo8vc9NY-jl2rtU/viewform
I'll keep it open for 2 weeks, then, on July 4th, will open up the voting for these new players for about a week and post the results of who got on the team. From there, I'll be working on tactics and adjusting the current players for the cup.
>>1399106
Brother Nero is a must, it's the closest thing /asp/ has to an original meme
Team kit definitely needs to be either Romans kevlar or power ranger Seth
>>1399131
seconding seth attire
>EM GONNA SLAP TINE HA'D OFF YE NATTY!
what did she mean by this?
black niggers
God she's adorable even with her clumsy Owen Hart antics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voa2sXaKqk4
>>1429007
Is she the female Eugene? Whats her gimmick?
IT'S OVAH
DONE
>WHAT IS MARK HARVEY AND HIS BROTHER CHEF HARVEY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE
Holy shit , this actually looks epic!
Is this known as the sanctuary of their genesis
>>1429056
Yes this match took place at Matt's house
TNA actually let them do this and it's airing on the next episode
Matt is going to make TNA popular through memes and pop culture accessability
D-DAMN!
i want to bury my face in her sweaty pits
Shes disgusting. Looks like ""she"" smells like body odor and fish
Renee on the right?
CM Pank
CM Cuck
>>1428826
Hi Phil hope you don't get """injured""" again b4 your """"fight""""
BROTHER NERO
>>1428633
gain height dweeb
>>1428633
Have sex
>>1428633
So sexy
>RYBACK, STOP!! NOOO!!!!
What did the little guy, CM Phil, perhaps mean by this?
Remember RVD posting?
This shitty forced meme will soon become as irrelevant as that.
>>1428516
Ryback is forever
>>1428516
>mfw i made 95% of all those threads
That was a pretty fun weekend
Can you actually see Vince buying TNA? If so for what reason?
>>1428458
Yes, tape library.
The only reason to buy TNA is to add more to Vince's WWE Network archive
He would buy the video library cheap when they go out of business and that's about it
Whats the story behind this photo?
>>1428456
pixels
>>1428456
Lactose intolerance
>>1428456
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOOOT
>tfw I unironically thought the Broken Matt/
Pls forgive me, Broken Matt.
>>1428425
What are you trying to say?
>>1428425
>tfw I unironically thought the Broken Matt/
>Pls forgive me, Broken Matt.
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
Pic related
>>1428416
Overrated trash next
>>1428423
18+
Since we've confirmed that you like slow and boring games, why not try Desert Bus?
>We first reported earlier this month that WWE is starting to advertiseRandy Ortonfor live events in late August. It looks like he'll be returning a little earlier, as Orton is advertised for the WWE live event on Saturday, August 13th. While the listing below from State Farm Arena Marketing Director Raziel Cano is advertising the event as "the return of Randy Orton," it's very likely that he'll return to television before that.
he needs to come back ASAP, take the belt off deanetty. at least orton gets big pops
>le resthold man
>AAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!
What did Edge mean by this?
>FULL-LENGTH
>>1428246
>What did Edge mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
>>1428267
>>What did Edge mean by this?
>What did he mean by this?
What did you mean by this?
https://youtu.be/t6m6g5y1bQs
MEME
MEME
MEME
