BOW DOWN TO YOUR BASED SHOVEL KING YOU FILTHY SMARKS. ALL HAIL!!!
stop shitposting Seth
>>1424298
Shouldn't you be training Phil?
>>1424302
What did he mean by this?
Watching them dancing is disgusting, they are not funny, Kofi is awful as a heel, all about them sucks, why do you like ND? you make me sick
>>1424248
>Kofi is awful as a heel
Good thing he's face now.
They're the nog containment gimmick. As long as it keeps the main event white, that's all that matters.
They're breaking up soon if they don't swerve us with this Xavier shit anyways
AYY
A girl like Lana should not be with a guy like Rusev
>>1424202
Why? Rusev isn't ugly and it isn't like she's a 10/10.
>>1424202
Kek let me guess you'd treat her like a true gentleman? By looking at his twitter he seems like a chill dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMw7iOFxNVQ
>my kid dominic is 6 feet tall
>you know he is a pretty tall kid
>6 feet
>pretty tall
Should we tell him?
>>1424179
>whatcuckture
That it's actually eddie's?
>>1424179
Does he wear that silly mask everywhere?
where is the E in the WWE logo?
the same place sashas hairline went
No one cares. Why should you?
>>1424082
Turn it sideways.
>n-no chyna please i'll be good and do what you say i won't talk shit about you ever again
What did he mean by this?
He meant "hurry up, and leave, you stupid, man looking, dick having, Jay Leno chin rocking, drug addict ass bitch. I have a debutante to wine, and dine....and if you're not down with that... I got TWO WOOOOORDS FOR YOU:
OVERDOSE
V
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D
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http://boards.4chan.org/asp/thread/1422784/
CM Sucks is so bootyblasted by this thread that he had to make his own.
Give it a rest Phil!
>>1424029
>she will never step on you in those heels
Friday and Saturday main roster tour in Japan has:
Asuka/Becky Lynch
Asuka/Natalya
Nakamura/Jericho
Nakamura/Owens
None of it on tv or the network, just for the live audience. Hopefully some fan has a good seat and a good camera.
>>1423992
Hopefully that dangerous and sloppy nip cunt Asgooka will knock Becketty's eyes straight
Shame we cant watch the nattie and the nakameme matches though
>womens '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''wrestling''''''''''''''''''''''''
>womens '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''wrestling''''''''''''''''''''''''
>two washed up old fucks
>a washed up old fuck and a fatass
I'm literally seething because I can't see this
>>1424005
Nakamura is as good as ever and he has at least 5 years left. Longer than Daniel Bryan had.
Since it seems that the WWE are calling the WWE-WHC championship just the WWE championship, there is a chance a secondary championship is in the works.
Would you want pic related to come back or a brand new belt?
>>1423951
Shit idea either way
>>1423951
Make a new belt, it gives Smackdown a fresh start, so to speak.
The old World Heavyweight title belt saw some dark days before they got rid of it.
They're trying to push New Era shit, and an ALL NEW, ALL LIVE SMACKDOWN.
I realize that they just sort of brought big gold back out of the blue the last time, twice actually, but its a different time.
The SD belt will be a brand new design, or at the very least look like the WWE belt, but with blue instead of the read swoosh.
Will he be allowed to actually win a feud?
His promo last night was more face than the New Day trying to be bullies.
>>1423887
He pretty much has to if creative wants him to have ANY credibility in the future.
Wyatt at the present time is the same thing that unmasked Kane...
A disappointing monster heel.
>>1423887
.His promo last night was more face than the New Day trying to be bullies.
I kind of like him doing shit like that rather than being a flat out evil boogeyman.
It's kind of like him trying to get Cena to hit him with the chair.
He wasn't being a flat out monster he was just trying to prove that Cena wasn't a saint.
Did they?
Bone a bunch of prepubescent chicks after the shoot? For sure.
>>1423782
Two times you've met Jared and did nothing to stop him, Superman. Why have you forsaken the children?
>>1423797
I thought fogle went after boys too
Reminder that smarks hate worked shoot angles because they hate being tricked by the bookers and made to feel "unsmart"
>I GET THAT ITS A WORKED SHOOT BUT THE DUMB AUDIENCE MEMBERS IN THE ARENA DON'T GET IT AND ARE VISIBLY CONFUSED, BUT NOT ME!
-Dave Meltzer
>anti-smark this mad
It's over, you lost.
Most people hate worked shoot angles because, for the most part, they are poorly executed and fucking retarded.
>>1423756
Lost what?
>>1423735
>implying that most things that are called "worked shoots" aren't actually shoots that are damage-controlled later to make it look like it was all intended
Hunger Games Thread /asp/ Edition
As usual to a Hunger Games thread the first 24 people to respond to this post with an image and a name will be put into The Reaping.
Nothing but wrasslers
Thread #2
SMACKDOWN NO. 1 ANNOUNCER FUNAKI
>>1423703
William Regal
>that promo last night
Enzo's first lead balloon of the main roster tbqh
Fucking painful shit
Props that he got the crowd into that wave shtick tho
Also I'm really sick of Cass. He's not good at anything.
>>1423682
Bruh I can barely make out what your trying to type
>Also I'm really sick of Cass. He's not good at anything.
He's the better of the two in-ring and he's pretty good at scoring chix.
>>1423757
>He's the better of the two in-ring
Being better than shit doesn't mean you're not shit.
So is 1997 and I choose WCW to play.
Before we start our first show which is WCW Nitro, should we hire or fire some faggots? Also here's our "franchise" players.
Here's our storylines. Should I add or delete some of them?
dat face
/tew/ thread. I'll be doing a WCW Lives save, where Bischoff purchased WCW in 2001 instead of Vince and tries to keep the company afloat.
I'm mainly having the storylines based around the titles. So we've got:
World Title: Booker T (Scott Steiner/Goldberg/Jarrett/Sting/Flair)
US Title: Vacant (Kanyon/DDP/Lance Storm/Dustin Rhodes/Shane Douglas/RVD/Mike Awesome/Konnan)
TV Title: Vacant (Elix Skipper/Steve Corino/Hugh Morrus/Jindrak/Lash LeRoux/Stasiak/Tommy Dreamer/Mike Sanders)
Tag Titles: Natural Born Thrillers (RW Animal & Rick Steiner/Boogie Knights/Air Raid)
Cruiserweight Title: Shane Helms (Chavo Jr./Rey Misterio Jr./Christopher Daniels/Billy Kidman/Evan Karagias/Shannon Moore/Kaz Hayashi)
Who would you like to see get pushed to each title?
>>1423640
>US Title: Mike Awesome
>TV Title: Lance Storm (15 minutes every week suits him perfectly)
>Tag Titles: Air Raid
>Cruiserweight: Christopher Daniels
push DDP towards the main event
bury the fuck outta Konnan, Morrus, Stasiak, Animal/Steiner, Boogie Knights and Shannon
revolve the company around Booker T
>>1423685
>Bury Steiner
I hope you mean Rick
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