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He needs one last crazy ride before he retires and becomes a full time insurance agent
He should retire Undertaker
Then retire
bury the undertaker one last time, wyatt family come out and burys him too
I'm not that big of a fan of either Bret or Shawn but can we at least agree Shawn is one of if not the biggest asshole in wrestling?
Sure but that's why I like him
fuck off bretcuck
>>1425332
Bret was just as big an asshole. He just didn't have the balls to say things to people's faces.
>From the Jan 15th, 1996 Wrestling Observer Newsletter:
>"It was reported a few weeks back on the Jim Shyman 900 line that Shawn Michaels inherited $2.5 million from a wrestling fan that he didn't know that just passed away. This is a true story. It happened a few months back and word just got out. Michaels had attempted to keep it quiet. At the Michaels press conference in Fresno, he was asked about this and got really mad and said "No comment" and said not to ever bring the subject up again. Michaels...
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>>1425187
probably a old rich queen that Michaels used to suck off
>>1425200
Nah probably just a fan whose mind was blown by Michaels' talent
>>1425187
Why would a fan give all that to this stupid ungrateful googly eyed cunt
GUYS what if this suspension angle was just for giving roman time off to improve his:
>cardio
>mic skills
>in ring abilty
>the powwwweeeeeerrrrr of roman reigns
>charisma
come battleground, he'll be the second coming of the rock
balee dat
>>1425075
He'd need more than a fucking month to do that
>>1425075
As if a single month of training is enough to have him come close to the level of his "cousin".
>>1425075
That is like people think they can train for a marathon in a week.
>cucked Matt Hardy
>buried Matt Hardy after cucking him
>publiclycucked him live on RAW in a bed in the middle of the ring
>is the GOAT heel
>fucks Beth Phoenix on the reg
>GOAT theme song
thank you based Edge
>>1425000
>begins career by breaking someone's neck
>ends career as a pussy before completely breaking his
>>1425000
>two edge threads with trips
Based meme magic
Could you imagine if /asp/ was around during the Lita/Matt/Edge love triangle feud? There would be so many fucking cuck threads I think asian moot would wordfilter it
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>1424999
Shittiest spear ever. He really had no business doing it. Hell even Christian did it better.
>>1425007
Shittiest Spear by a man ever. Charlotte's is SO MUCH WORSE that I honestly would accept that you just didn't think her shit was actually a spear.
>>1425010
I know but I'm just saying it's kinda disappointing since Edge was tall and had this sort intensity a child with ADHD would have watching a DBZ episode to at least make the spear look more believable
Who the fuck told him that this was a good look?
>another CM Daddy thread
wow
The slicked back hair with full facial hair is his best look.
It gets kinda shitty when he hair gets all messy during the wrestling bits though
Why not starburns?
We got a great main event tonight everybody, a fatal four way for the WWE title
Hulk Hogan vs. HBK vs. John Cena vs. Bret Hart
who wins and who eats the pin?
>who wins
The fans
>who eats the pin
Hogan pins them all.
They all take turns hitting finishers on Bret and they each pin him with one of their feet on his chest
>>1424650
Hogan pins Bret, obviously.
>Bubba Ray got a concussion from this bump
>after the match he kept trying to call his mother to tell her he was okay, but she'd been dead for a year
>in the hospital he kept asking to see her and people kept having to tell him that she was dead
>he'd break down crying but then ask to see her again a few minutes later
>someone would tell him and he'd start crying again
>this...
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>>1424621
Cool story bro
what a retard
How will Ivory ever recover?
By living.
>>1424613
Oh and avoiding porn.
>>1424613
oops forgot never fucking Xpac
>THE CALF CRUSHER BY SETH ROLLINS"
>sitting literally 2 feet away from rollins at announce table
Is he just trolling us at this point?
>>1424557
>trolling us by devaluing the product as a whole
It may be brashly incompetent, but it's still a national product; shit like that would be starkly disallowed.
But, yeah. Probably.
OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY!
BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!!
>The Shield? Why yes those 3 are the reason the WWE is dying, not the shitty booking and storytelling 100% on the fault of Reigns, Ambrose, and Rollins
What's so shitty about the booking and storytelling then? Enlighten me, fedora man.
>WWE reported Full-Year 2015 revenue of $658.8 million, which WWE said was the highest in company history.
>WWE is dying
>>1424470
No Shieldettys killed the WWE, there is no other logical reasoning, don't care what you provide
>Seth NoDrawllins
>Dean AmbLows
>Roman Reignstings
>>1424422
None of them are a draw and watching you retards fight it out over who sucks slightly less is amusing.
Based Roman
>>1424430
>the state of anti-smarks
http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-raw-rating-backtracks-from-last-week/
LMAO
Have sex
>>1424378
Your precious dean got utterly destroyed KEK
>AAAAHHHH CHYNA PLEASE DONT KILL ME I HAVE A WIFE AND HER SON I NEED TO LOOK AFTER AAHH
What did Jeff Jarrett mean by this?
>tfw you create a meme
You tell me dick lips
>>1424354
>Chyna will never demolish your dick
Why bother living?
