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Let's pretend I have $350 to throw away...
If I want to start going to milsim events/ airsoft club events, what gear do I need to buy?
> green text the essentials
Let me know
Thanks
>dildo
>lube
>webcam
Should be good to go
>>/toy/
just join the army you faggot.
t. an army captain.
Who is this "Carter" exactly?
best poster on this board and possibly whole site.
>>1430524
A fat autistic beaner cuck NEET manlet with a pudgy little chin.
>>1430524
> /asp/ oldfag here
Carter was originally one of the original posters here who would constantly shitpost and be contrarian just to piss people off. He would spam stock images of WWE divas and whenever someone bite his bait he'd just go "LOL, it's not real though". No days Carter is a title, inheritited by Deanschmuck for his constant shit posting and ban evading.
>leave impact to me
Pitbull Corgan is literally making wrestling great again
When is he going to smash a guitar on ditzy' head?
>>1430431
>leaving a literally dying, forever tarnished brand to an insufferable douchebag
Well, at least he can't be worse than when Hogan, Bischoff and Russo re-enacted and killed WCW again.
>>1430604
I dunno. Have you seen what he did to the Smashing Pumpkins? He tarnished his own musical legacy and is now everything he used to hate.
ITT: we share our opinion on matches that should of happened but never happened for some reason. Mine, macho man vs. undertaker
why did this never happen?
>>1430369
It has just extremely rarely. They only fought in house shows, and I think there is only one televised match in history.
Dean Ambrose vs Stone Cold would be goat
What matches would you consider "art"? Misawa vs Kobashi? Steamboat vs Savage? Jeff vs Matt?
WE MUST RETURN...TO THE SANCTUARY OF OUR GENESIS
>>1430372
AIN'T THAT WATCHU SAID
Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect @ SS91 & KOTR93
Bret vs. Austin @ WM13
HBK vs. Mankind @ IYH
Cena vs. Rollins @ Night of Champions
Eddie vs. Rey @ Halloween Havoc
Angle vs. McMahon @ KOTR 2001
WWE World Heavyweight Championship : Kevin Owens
NXT Championship : Shinsuke Nakamura
WWE Womens Championship : Charlotte
NXT Womens Championship : Asuka
Intercontinental Championship : Cesaro
United States Championship : Rusev
WWE World Tag Team Championships : The Wyatt Family
NXT Tag Team Championships : Authors of Pain
>>1430284
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship : Dean Anbtose
>NXT Championship : Shinsuke Nakamura
>WWE Womens Championship : Sasha Banks
>NXT Womens Championship : Alexa Bliss
>Intercontinental Championship : Seth Rollins
>United States Championship : John Cena
>WWE World Tag Team Championships...
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>>1430284
WWE Champ: Seth Rolins
Women's: Charlotte
US: Rusev
IC: Orton
Tag: Cass & Enzo
>>1430284
>cesaro
>anywhere near a belt
opinion discarded
>"But I will have so much pleasure beating you"
What did she mean by this?
P.S. Sorry for the bad quality
Bayley is a pretty big girl
>>1430181
Lose weight
>>1430186
Suck a big black dick you lil toilet cleaner
What do you think about this concept stage I made for smackdown?
>>1430142
meme ramp
Its fucking shit
What the fuck is this?
>>1430030
Something you've never put ur penis in
A person making a silly face. I understand your face is permanently silly looking but most people have to make an exaggerated facial expression to accomplish that.
Perfection
What do you guys think of tonight's card?
>>1430011
Fucked that up
Already watched tonights smackdown, boring filler.
>>1430069
smackdown was so bad they closed off the upper area to fans and forced them all to sit closer to the ring so it didn't look like they had a near empty crowd
![1467242583720[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QwCzytb.gif "1467242583720[1].gif")
>PWTorch is reporting that Vince McMahon wants to tell a redemption story with Reigns coming back better than ever after being suspended due to violating the wellness policy.
>McMahon believes if he creates the story the way he wants to tell it the fans will finally buy into the character, universally. As opposed to the mixed reaction the former champion is receiving now.
Taking roids make you BETTER THAN EVER (only if you're ramen regins, of course)
vince's still drunk
>>1430002
>people ACTUALLY thought Reigns' push was over
kek
>>1430002
BASED ROMAN
PEE POOBROSE AND SHIT ROLLING BTFO
Please note, PWTorch never reported this anywhere.
Are they dead?
Please come to Puerto Rico, The Shining Star of the Carribean.
Probably just never appearing again after their no pop crowd killing.
>>1429890
>no pop
They're heels.
>On his last day with WWE, when he left the first time, it put everything in perceptive. Few people said goodbye and thank you to him. Then security escorted him out of the door. No keep in touch or see you later. He left there with a broken back on his last match with Cena.
;_;
>>1429830
Poor Dave.
Gladly he is killing it as a movie star, good luck to you based Big Dave.
>>1429830
I want him back so badly! It's a shame his return was at the wrong time cause I would've loved a Big Dave title run.
I never hated Batista like so many people do, but his return was just so cursed from the beginning. It would've been a lot better if he returned this year rather than 2014. Imagine he was the #30 entrance of the rumble this year and won the title going into Mania instead of HHH
Post wrestlers that never drew a dime
daniel b+ryan
semen spunk
basically all other 5'9 or shorter """"""""wrestlers""""""""
>>1429801
He actually was a draw
![ap7z5tbh13xbg6ozsr4c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FCgAdCf.jpg "ap7z5tbh13xbg6ozsr4c[1].jpg")
>>1429801
I want to be alpha, muscular but also fit, tough, and confident that I can beat people up and impress girls so I can have sex with them. Should i do bjj?
>>1429764
You? No.
>>1429764
Depends on how much you train.
But, yeah...if you train 4-7 days a week plus additional conditioning and proper diet, you'll get a good body, confidence, and a great skill set.
Plus bjj is fun and you don't have to worry about getting punched in the face.
No. Krav Maga and CrossFit will get you to your goals.
