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Is Asuka the best women's wrestler in the world today?
'no'. Maybe in North America
>>1427499
Shes easily the cutest
Problem with saying "Best women's wrestler" is most of them are just awful.
Lol no
>sound asleep in bed
>this music hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDDs4VNL77Q
>Nia walks in your bedroom and slaps you across the face
>tells you she's going to ride your face until you pass out
>wat do?
Imma eat that pussy like it's dinner time in China
Close my eyes and imagine its 4 Kelly Kellys
>>1425840
>tells you she's going to ride your face until you pass out
Ain't gonna take long with how fucking fat she is.
Alright Last thread reached Bump limit so time for a new thread
For those of you who are new we are booking ECW starting in December 1997 and seeing how far we can get
Current Champions
World Heavyweight: Spike Duddly
Tag Titles: Smothers and Guido
Tv Title: Taz
Current Storylines:
Candido vs Lynn
Spike vs Bam Bam vs Douglas
Meanie vs New Jack
RVD vs Dreamer
And the rest of our Roster
We have 6 days till our next show, anything you guys want to do before it?
I thought Smothers was going to the WWF?
>>1425039
He is soon but while he is still here he is the champ he'll probably either leave before this show or right after
CHAMPION...........SHIP EDITION
last thread >>1409831
Isn't Stephanie technically the most over Women's champion of all time?
>>1424688
Trish Stratus
>>1424680
Steph was so hot to me back in the day.
Maybe it was just puberty, but I would have cut an arm off just to fuck her once.
When will Batista return to save the shit heap that is the WWE right now?
Meh used to like him before I heard he was a Dorchester, now all his cheeky tweets come off as outright mean spirited
He's not coming back.
DEAL WITH IT
>>1419551
of course they are mean spirited, he tapped at wrestlemania twice in a row. he got fined 100k for blading. they didnt let him return as heel when he left as heel.
This place might as well be wrestling. I mean, there's one judo thread and tons of nonsensical shit posts.
Martial arts thread I guess. Question of the day: can CMA under the right circumstances be a valid form of martial arts? And traditional jujutsu vs bjj.
>>1406099
>This place might as well be wrestling.
You can thank /sp/ for that.
this is literally a containment board for wrestling faggots.
this is probably the worst board on the site.
>>1406099
>This place might as well be wrestling.
And theres now a flood of Roman Reigns suspended thread's
ITT we post abject failures and Flops.
I'll start with the obvious one
>>1434655
Objectively wrong
>>1434655
'no'
Dolph is the kinda guy who looks like he's accomplished everything his glass ceiling will let him accomplish
I think its high time Hunter gives him the Ryder treatment and send him to NXT to teach the new talent how to properly utilize WWE styles
Looking at Nakamura and Itami specifically
>>1434545
> properly utilize
Dolph is one of the most boring in ring competitors i have ever watched. His formulaic matches are fucking toxic, he should stay the fuck away from nxmeme completely
The only hes good at is selling
>>1434566
Not even. Dolph and Jack Evans don't know how to sell for shit
Look up Drago/Aerostar vs Black/Evans. Evans gets his with a numbchuck and instead of falling to the ground he does this retarded and over complicated 90 degree corkscrew then plops to the ground
I got to meet the two most over wrestlers in WWE today
jealous?
>>1434481
Fuck off.
>>1434486
Check out Stone Cold Seethe Austin
>>1434481
Becky looks scared
>post yfw Reigns wins at BG then jobs to Lesnar at SS
>wanting a meme wrestler to hold the belt
I wouldn't be happy
I'd be happy with taking it off of the Shield but Lesnar's boring
>>1434518
Brock and Cena are the only two draws left in the E.
Do you REALLY want another Cena reign?
>>1434533
Why not?
Would be a push for a guy who beats him. He certainly beats a part timer
>3 F5s to end the streak
>Reigns kicked out of 3 F5s
So Reigns is stronger than streak Taker?
Didn't taker kick out of 3 F5s at SS?
>>1434442
Undertaker is old man now, his power level is going down. Reigns is young Cena 2.0 so yes hes on same level as old man Taker.
>>1434442
Lesnar didn't cover him for the first F5 pleb. He kicked outta 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwfimGPYyY
Ok Mister Hardy.
>outlaw wrestling
>>1434422
ur fat
>>1434429
;^)
>mfw none of the mcmahons are as energetic and ironically humorous as they once were
>vince is too lowkey
>steph has become into an actual irl boring heel
>shane has no more sparkle while on mic
Is this because they're older now or because of the whole PG thing?
>>1434252
It's actually because you're older now.
>>1434252
They're old and bored now. They have no competition so they have no ambition to make a greater product.
>>1434265
Tfw self-realization
My fellow marks, smarks, anti-smarks, insiders and casuals:
What are your thoughts on Eric Aaron Bischoff?
I heard he's back. And better than ever.
G
O
A
T
He's got a knack for making things better
Their official Tag team name is literally Edge and Christian, they used Edges theme music, they didn't have a team finisher or a lot of double team moves, they're basically one step above a random makeshift tag team..
So why are they held in high ranks on tag teams all time lists?
>>1434047
For those with the benefit of flash photography
>>1434047
>they used Edges theme music
Edge used their theme music
Because they were kids or teenagers at the time.
E&C were shit outside of Ladder Matches, and Ladder Matches make anyone look good because they're nothing but spot fests. Edge is maybe one of the mostly highly overrated super stars of all time.
I mean look at this skinny fucking lanklet.
If he came from the indies prior to his WWE run, people would be making "DON'T BREAK MY INDIE NECK BONES" threads.
