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something is not adding up
>>1450598
Equestrians have very puffy vulvas.
She has a yummy fat pussy that your virgin ass will never touch
>>1450598
I-its just the f-fold in her shorts! R-right guys???!!!!
name a better wrestler
>Protip: ya cant
>>1450545
Literally anyone. Dean is a shit wrestler.
>>1450545
>wrestler having a bf/gf btfos their fans
am i missing something here
>>1450514
Isn't she taller than him? Why even bother?
>>1450532
She has a thing for short men
Will Roman get booed when he returns
>>1450468
yes
they're trying to make him a sympathetic babyface by having seth shit on him but obviously it's not working
>>1450468
most likely yes
>>1450468
LMAO @ VINCES LIFE
What was he thinking with this work? The crowd is going to shit on him for roids now. Reigns confirmes never getting over
>Si, si, si perro
What did he mean by this?
somebody about paige's vagina
>>1450394
Yes, yes, yes, dog
>>1450394
I belong in my country of origin where I'm actually over
Any thoughts?Who u get guys?how about breast implants?Risky or not in women's fighting?
>>1450319
MMA is ded. They need Big Cock Brock to draw for them
>>1450319
Juts go to /heem/ retard
>>1450319
Vanilla Gorilla is going to get his head punched off
On my way from the studio so get undressed
Let's do the things that we say on text
I want to get straight to the climax
Have you coming all summer like a season pass
I want to turn you out like pitch black
Want to watch you do work while I sit back
Cause you talk like you got what I need
You talk like you got the juice and the squeeze
>>1451275
I'll ask my moms boyfriend later
kek my man !! kek kek!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXjYoGOEnqA
Bret Hart's singing career
He is one deep mother fucker.
Will he bring us to the promised land of [spoiler]record high[/spoiler]?
>>1450267
"Yes"
I like him, but you can't depend only on him to bring in the ratings. Other talent have to help in the draws.
>>1450267
If they had invested in him while he had mainstream breakthrough, then there was a 1% of record high, sure. The reality is that we will never get back to the record high promised land of Stone Cold/Rock days.
>>1450391
No one from here on after will even get close to Stone Cold/Rock days. It's not possible.
Was this the greatest cash in of all time?
Yes
He saved us from Super Cena and we got to see Lita's boob out of it
>>1450205
Edge is one of my all time favourites but the announcement from vince kinda ruined it for me
>>1450205
Seth's was better
so im guessing wwe's new smackdown logo is a throwback to the old logo? Thoughts?
>>1450139
>no exclamation point
JUST
>>1450139
>They're so desperate for ratings they literally copy everything they did fifteen years ago.
Lol pathetic
>>1450139
Why are they even doing this? If nobody wants to watch a 3 hour Raw, nobody will tune in for 4-6 hours of brand split garbage
Is Adam pacitti Sam Hyde in disguise?
Not alpha enough
>finisher's name is just the wrestler's initials
>>1449886
>Finsher is a basic move with a different name.
>This somehow makes it stronger.
Speaking of finishers wasn't Cena's AA called the "FU" at one point?
>>1449889
Yes, but muh PG
>New Day is seriously going to disband thanks to this band of jobbers who haven't won shit and have been buried by everyone
Literally how much coke do you have to snort to think this is a good decision
Post yfw it was all a ruse
>>1449787
Don't worry, Braun is going to get knocked out and wew day will win.
Useless feud for sure.
Eventually Enzo and Cass will be champion...right?
New day don't need tag titles to be over. Maybe they will finally make Wyatts look strong. But its too late.
>I gave them almost a year's notice and I did whatever they asked me to do and I busted my ass and till the day I left, they didn't think I was leaving and on the night that I left, I think a few people said 'goodbye' to me and said 'thank you', but it was like a very few. And then I walked out. Security, Muriel, I , Sassy, escorted me out the door by myself. No 'see you later, Dave', 'thanks for everything', 'keep in touch'. It was sad, man. It really put things in perspective on where I stood...
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>>1449544
>>I don't know how they missed it, but what really bothers me about that run as well is while people were so busying chanting 'CM Punk' or 'you suck' or 'Bootista' or Bluetista', they actually missed a lot of really good wrestling. Like Dolph [Ziggler] and I had some kick-ass matches we threw together at the last second and everybody missed it, man, because they were so busy wrapped up with their 'CM Punk' chants or 'Bluetista' chants....
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>>1449545
Honestly, Big Dave won. He's a major Marvel character, he's been in a Bond film, meanwhile WWE is sliding deeper into a giant pool of shit. It's sad that his return didn't work out but Dave won.
>based batista giving nearly a years notice
>cm punk leaving right there.and then
Will WWE ever sign this absolute madwoman?
She's got a foot in the door if her hubby Gargano can get himself some influence.
>>1449215
no more indy darlings please, especially divashitters
Isn't her whole schtick intergender matches?
Which WWE would never do?
>>1449228
>no more indy darlings please,
t. FedoRamen
stay cucked volcanoniggah
